How to talk to tall people- a guide.

Jul 19, 2017 7:41 PM

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Forever alone D:

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See the thing is, this is only correct if that other person finds you attractive. Or else its just potential rape / sexual harassment

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As a short person, I would never be able to do that

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Ok, enough.

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Proof that something can be sexy without sex

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as a 6'3" gay subway, im down for this

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This is 100% how I do it

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As a short guy, sure. I guess.

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Man talking to my boss is going to be weird.

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Another version of this

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I'm 6'6, take it from me.... we all just dream of being the little spoon.

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5'4" here. We like being jetpacks, so it works.

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sigh... *unzips*

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as a 6'3" gal who once had a guy try the last one - my head still hurts from the impact - short people, gravity, weight estimates, nope

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Never startle a tall person like that, they're liable to chunk you across the house like a nerf football.

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I'm 6'9" (2.05meters) tall and can confirm this.

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As a tall person, please don't dip me.

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I'm 5'7. My husband's 6'2. I can relate.

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More like how to talk to someone in an anime.

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Kabedon

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I put my hand upon your hip.

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When I dip, you dip, we dip.

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Why is the bottom left one wrong tho?

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As a short person, this is true for me too.

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As a fellow short (but not THAT short) person, I concur

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I too, a fellow short person, agree. ^_^b

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Your just fun size

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*gasp* how did you know?

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I watch you when you are sleeping at night

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Why don't you join me, dang it man!!!

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Someone has to keep the Cereal Killer at bay

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Oh fuck yeah

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My mom gives great head. You lucky dog.

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You would know... And as it happens so would I... And I'm a dog

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She's cheating on you

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v

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As a gay guy, yes please.

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As a half gay guy, sure, why not?

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*starts taking notes*

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Notes of?

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How to get tall men : p

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Dominant short guys are the best.

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We should be friends.

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Sure. I could use a friend.

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As a fellow tall person... I'm ok with this

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Ditto

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Same

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So, from you pov ... does the "also correct" position still work without the several that seem to drawn in there. It's important to clarify.

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As a tall person (6'5"~ish) i would be uncomfortable at first but if they could hold me there, sure why not?

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It seems I missed a word. I meant to say without the several dicks**

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Ah that makes more sense. I think thats a word written in there but still, I kekd a bit.

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I guess you can tell where my mind resides ...

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