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But I own several legal firearms.....
....And I don't beat my wife or kill the idiots i deal with everyday. In fact, only the second of these points has ANYTHING to do with whether or not owning a gun makes you safer. And even it is pretty vague about it..... Are all responsible, stable firearms owners criminals because of what irresponsible people do? Most of the guns that really do the killing are NOT owned by responsible, stable, law-abiding citizens, but rather they are illegal firearms illegally bought and illegally in the hands of existing criminals and deadbeats who don't have two brain-cells to rub together. If they did, they wouldn't be resorting to gun violence to resolve their issues. Furthermore, the suicide by gun thing is pathetic. If you are so deppresed that you believe you really truly deserve to kill yourself for the unspeakable things have done, then you certainly do NOT deserve to die that easily. Don't be a fuckstick, put that inner self-hatred to good use and be creative.... Like, end your life with a fucking BANG!
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somethingcleverbutnotreally
What the actual fuck are you babbling about with #1. You have done no research on the subject. May god have mercy on your half-assed soul.
NickBlight
All of these are strawman as fuck.
DontEverMoveHere
Right from the first line a pile of crap. You can't know if a gun stopped a mass killing if it stopped it before it became a mass killing
drinkup4
If you stop a mass shooting, it isn't a mass shooting. It is just a shooting.
flagbasher
And nearly a dozen shootings were stopped by the shooter being tackled while reloading, or lives were spared when the shooter had to reload.
Dablair
Studies have proven that monkeys die from multiple stab wounds.
alarmobotftw
OWNING A KNIFE HAS BEEN LINKED TO HIGHER RISKS OF HOMICIDE, SUICIDE, AND ACCIDENTAL DEATH BY KNIVES
SwampPaladin
Fuck it, I'll just start punching deer to death.
krashman55
(1/?)Clackamas Mall shooting in Oregon, in which a psycho with a semi-automatic rifle opened fire. Nick Melli, a young man with
krashman55
(2/?) security guard training and carrying a .40 pistol on a permit, drew and took aim at the gunman. Melli didn’t fire, for fear of
krashman55
(4/4) where he then committed suicide. http://www.kgw.com/story/news/2014/07/24/12405148/
krashman55
(3/?)hitting innocents behind the perpetrator, but the gunman at that point fled through an employees-only doorway and down an inside hall,
hollygoroughlly
I need that Michael Jackson eating popcorn gif
krod10
how would it be considered a "mass shooting" if it was stopped by someone with a firearm. That stat is stupid.
5gallonbucketofdogpoop
Life Insurance policies include a risk factor of gun ownership in their policies because of the suicide and accidents linked to them.
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
Congratulations! This is the stupidest shit I've read today. All true, ofc, preying on readers' inability to think critically.
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
I mean - I'm in your corner on the description.
McFancyPants
You're a ghost pirate. The rules don't apply to you.
GPLeChuck
Thank you! Now tell that to my ghost wench.
McFancyPants
Elaine? I'm sorry to tell you, but I don't think she's that into you. Heard something about a guy in fancy pants, named Threepwood.
Carnivoracious
Has it been linked in a comprehensive, peer-reviewed study? Or did someone do the linking because guns are scary?
McFancyPants
As a European; When I was a kid, I always made my mom check for guns under my bed rather than monsters.
maxpower515
First fact is wrong, but why would people check? I own guns and I don't think I've shot anyone recently.
maxpower515
I can't vouch for my guns though, I leave them alone and I don't know what they do in their free time
maxpower515
If interested - http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/10-potential-mass-shootings-that-were-stopped-by-someone-wit#.aek5aWGxz