Time to get down and dirty!

Jul 14, 2015 5:27 PM

DerpyDuck1

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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes

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Female kangaroo's have 3 vaginas

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A male duck has a 9 inch cork-screw penis

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At the end of sex, a male honey bee's genitals explode. They leave the tip of their penis in the female as a plug that stops the semen from falling out. (sounds fake I know)

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Velvet worms have their genitalia on their head (bringing a whole new meaning to the term "mindfuck, or dickhead)

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There is a Youtube video of a dolphin masterbating to a beheaded fish and you can watch it if you really want to. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvLZxG6pB6U

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So if, for whatever reason, you touched an elephant penis in the wrong place it could “flick around” and probably knock you over as it weighs 30kg

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"A female kangaroo has 3 hoo has" I think the vagine part implied its a female

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8. My cats breath smells like cat food.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Imma need a source on that

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1