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This is our problem, the most relevant picture of our presidential candidates I have ever seen is stuck in the middle of a tumblr dump.
Bawbag3000
A fruit bat, Larry....
thegelatoking
I have a Mickey Mouse tank top that says "Aloha" and my titty does not hang out.
CozyDub
#10 As someone living in Eastern Washington, this wouldn't affect me at all.
Crythulhu
#16 I think the point is not that the movie sold because it had a female lead, but that it had a female lead and still sold.
YoLiGe
The ISIS one is brutal, I love it
baeelin
LEEEEERRROY MMMMMMMJENKINS!
corditedelite
Gary is pro gmo labeling? Well shit, guess im voting for Vermin.
polio69
TIL only whites men eat honey.
passbuspass
As an Oregonian, give me my spot back Georgia!
bloxman
I spent to long on the state one looking for my state
WowSuchDoge
#12 FEAR OF THE DUCK. I HAVE A CONSTANT FEAR OF SOMEONE WATCHING ME.
beauismybeau
the last one is a group of airmen not marines, the marines would have an olive darb colored shirt
ChefShwasty
I've... Not seen anything on this before. +1
FlissFloss86Gaming
I like this sized dump. It's big enough to waste a few minutes, but won't blow out your O ring. +1
TheGr8ness
I know Air Force when I see 'em!
Dallium
Could also be army, they wear similar skivvy shirts
TheGr8ness
Possible, but given the aircraft floor in the background (C-17?)
Dallium
Everybody rides those, but you raise a good point
TheGr8ness
Correct, but since they are not in full battle rattle, they are not being transported, which means they are either crew or maintenance
PhiIIipJFry
The bikings is at most 2 puns arguably 1 it's not 4 tumblr.
BaseplateUsername
I see 3 puns, bikings as in biking, bi-kings, and a wordplay on Viking
PhiIIipJFry
You need the base of Viking for biking to be a pun, it's not a pun in itself.
beewhy
biking - viking (cuz o'the ancient norse); bi king (cuz o'the bisexual monarchs, they're counting this as 2); biking ('motorbikes, vroom).
PhiIIipJFry
bi sexual monarchs is one, and you counted biking/viking pun twice
PhiIIipJFry
also biking viking is barely a pun it's just 2 words that rhyme, it becomes punish with bi-king thus arguably 1 long pun
PhiIIipJFry
a pun needs to have multiple meanings for it to be a pun, viking/biking is not 2 because they're not puns without the other
beewhy
I agree with you (esp. on viking/biking=1), I was just enumerating what I figured the tumblr poster meant as the "four".
PhiIIipJFry
ah ok, glad to have you on my side!
Wastyvez
Is it just me or does
feel like the last panel in a three panel comic? Because I don't get it..
otellanomiko
isn't that the pen that scratches whatever the user writes into their skin? So I thought it was saying that Harry was just drawing dicks.
BanadecCamberbootch
It is. Can't find link right now but Umbridge had asked him if he'd been doing his lines or.
BanadecCamberbootch
not*
godheadweasel
*right click* *search google for image*
BanadecCamberbootch
I was in class and about 2 minutes before taking a test and had to put my laptop away
IDoughnutKnow
I'm fairly certain that the first panel would have said something like, "are you drawing dicks on your paper?"
IDoughnutKnow
For context, this must have been the part in the series where Harry had to write "I must not tell lies" or whatever. Yeah.
virtuacor
"tiddies"
thedreadpirateharriet
A fruit bat coral!
boombaby123
#25 that's either Air force or Army, but they sure as hell aren't Marines.
ClitKicker87
If any branch were to take a group selfie, it'd probably be the Air Force. Army would just take regular pictures, Marines might too
boombaby123
We've taken plenty of group pictures when I was in the Corps. But we were either drunk as hell, or trying to look like badasses. no smiling.
boombaby123
Not enough alcohol and hatred.
JerodH
#7
Trump and Johnson are idiots for not wanting vaccinations
Armored0Titan0
I think Johnson's issue is with government mandates, not the vaccines.
Atalung
Johnson supports allowing parents to choose, but tying responsibility to it, i.e. if you don't get vaccinated you don't get public school
TheFlyingTripleSpinningAtomicScrotumVaporizer
That's not good enough.
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TheFlyingTripleSpinningAtomicScrotumVaporizer
Unless those children are isolated at home, they still have contact with other kids. Just less of it.
Atalung
Either way the concept of herd immunity kinda makes the issue of a few parents not vaccinating moot, as long as most are vaccinated its fine
flowseeker
I think they should be required to go to schools and whatnot but forcing people to put anything in their body is wrong imo.
Jacobusn
I agree my friend... Unfortunately, that's a textbook example of a catch 22...
Galactasaur
It should be required if they interact with anyone at all
MrTuliptoes
2. a requirement to attend. If one chooses not to vaccinate their child then they must go with private school, which has the choice to
nelshai
Personally I feel that the the obsession with bodily autonomy is overly. It shouldn't last past death and it shouldn't put others at harm.
PremiumCoco
Smh
MrTuliptoes
3. require vaccinations or not. But just because one chooses not to vaccinate that does not mean they have the right to force it on others.
PleasantPeasantPheasant
The Flu is a virus, it mutates a tiny bit so you can catch it every year, this is why vaccines should be mandatory. To stop a new plague.
Amped41134
Just pushing Darwinism
underlord2132
It's not just fucking them, it fucks the immunocompromised and people who literally can't get vaccines. That's the bigger problem.
Cheomesh
That would also be Darwinistic.
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Can someone explain #4 to me because all I think of when I see it is that Aaron Neville song. You know the one.
PhiIIipJFry
hes saying snakes are dumb
preparetobeunderwhelmed
Thanks for the earworm. It's in my head as sung by Turk from Scrubs.
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
I still pull that every now and again in elevators. And in the car. And job interviews. And, on one special occasion, a wedding.
Ringshadow
Snakes are not smart. They are a brainstem with a tail. They will not learn to play the piano. They are scaley derp, some more than others.
TwitchOtyolf
"I may not know much.." is all he knows. His mind is 100% "not knowing much"
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Better than being a regular Jon Snow.
jollywalnut
Trump, Johnson's stupidity re: vaccines and the env. are immediate disqualifications. Stein's ok but Clinton's the best of the worst picks.
imnicetopeopleontheinternet
Hillary is a shitty dislikable robot plugged into a super-popular, progressive, and sensible platform.
jollywalnut
Exactly. Which is why I support her campaign, if not Clinton herself.
LordSupergreat
Stein is also an anti-vaxxer. Clinton is literally the only candidate for president who doesn't think medical science is witchcraft.
jollywalnut
As far as I can tell, Stein is noncommittal regarding vaccines. I didn't want to be too critical of her as I'm not certain.
Armored0Titan0
Oh for fuck's sake- look, Johnson is a libertarian. Short version is that they focus on having as little government intervention as 1/2
Armored0Titan0
possible meaning things like government mandated vaccines would be against their beliefs regardless of their opinion on vaccines themselves.
jollywalnut
The US government's primary concern is protecting its people. If Johnson thinks vaccination is not covered in that mandate, he's a dumbass.
beurgueur
How can you tell what Trump's position is?
jollywalnut
His twitter history is riddled with anti-vax bs. https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/449525268529815552?lang=en
RussianMathNinja
I'm guessing this is based off the GOP official platform this year.
beurgueur
I suppose, because listening to him is very confusing. The only clear message is that he thinks very highly of himself :/