Have you got one more birthday surprise in you, imgur?

Nov 17, 2016 7:20 AM

JordanMC

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Can you help me give her a long-distance present?

My darling wife, who introduced me to imgur, is celebrating her birthday today. But her consulting job has her on a trip in Dallas. She browses the front page pretty much every day, so I would love to surprise her with a birthday gift from me and everybody in the community while she's long distance.

Don't worry, I got her a different present (guitar lessons) so you don't like this kind of thing and want to downvote to el infierno, go ahead--I'll just pretend I never tried :)

For those who want to get to know us a little before parting with your precious +1:

About Michelle

This is Michelle. She is the most amazing woman I've ever met. Speaks 3 languages, plays classical guitar, has climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro, is culinary genius, etc. More than that, I love that she is addicted to the Lego Marvel video game, that she laughs at my jokes, and that she sends me pictures of dogs (from imgur, of course) if I ever have a bad day.

Incidentally, she is also a fairly private person so I'm going to mostly do photos I have of her from profile and stuff. In case you're wondering, yes, she does occasionally fully face me and smile for a picture.

Our TL;DR story

Michelle and I met when we were both in school. We were both involved with other people, but after being friends for a while, we realized we were crazy not to be together. We broke it off with our S/Os and decided to give it a shot. It clicked right away. A few weeks later, she left for study abroad. I've been distance many times before but this time, it was like a slap in the face: I knew I had to lock. her. down. as soon as I could. I'm a musician so naturally I wrote some sappy, heartsick puppy love songs for her.

The Bell Tower

She got back and things floated along blissfully again for a while. I decided to pop the question, so I took her to the top of a bell tower at a big gothic-style chapel, which was actually the site of our first date (an organ concert). I arranged with the carillonneur (look it up) to play one of my puppy songs while we were up there, and I got down on one knee. She said yes.

We got married in July, and things have been amazing ever since. Here she is longboarding with the family dog.

FP material

If you're thinking, "Wait a minute...I know that beautiful curly blonde head of hair!" you're probably right, because she's actually been on the FP before, on the above post (http://imgur.com/gallery/GzIxQ). WHen we got married, Michelle had a low opinion of video games. I've brought her around ;) We play the Arkham games together and I don't even want to tell you how many hours she's logged on lego marvel in the last two weeks.

Walking in the lawn. I'm obviously the goof in the tie. Before you say it: I'm well aware she's too good for me. Sometimes, the universe just kinda gives you an upvote, if you will.

Haughty Dog Tax

Well guys, I hope that my little effort here is worth your upvote, because I think she'd be pretty excited if she came across it on her birthday. Thanks for helping a brother out, imgur :)

FP Edit: First of all: http://imgur.com/gallery/rApxQ

BUT thank you for getting this to a place where she might actually stumble upon it! I'm really hoping she does. If not, I'll just send her a link. I'll keep y'all posted.

you mormons, so in love

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

As per Tradition, CHARGE YA FAKIN PHONE!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dallas you say

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

So much honest adorable squishy love I barely handled reading your entire post. Congrats on scoring a great partner!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm happy you guys both seem so happy. Have my updoot and here's to hoping she isn't too down on her bday. Just celebrate a few days late +1

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Me and your wife share a birthday v

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The dog is definitely too good for you.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Knew you guys were LDS. Ensign confirmed.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Also, why guitar lesson if she can already play...

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

To improve...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I salute you, OP. She's a lucky woman. Take my updoot

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

Here! Have my co-birthday wishes, too!!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Thirded!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 for the effort - I hope she has a great day!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

all these pictures OP makes me think youre dating a faceless mannequin

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This post is filled with so much love that it makes me want to vomit rainbows .

9 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

dis is for you http://imgur.com/ghwgvvL.mp4 and

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

+1 because it's my birthday too!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ayyy happy birthday to us! :D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too! Happy birthday!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just glad her names not Debbie. That would be a much different "business" trip

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I got the Debbie does Dallas reference!!! I'm old :|

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're not old, you're cultured!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's In Dallas, I'm in Dallas... oh it would never work...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Do you know what people really want after a business trip? A spotless home and fresh bed linens. Scrub OP. Make it perfect. And presents.

9 years ago | Likes 208 Dislikes 0

Heck yeah. Have a bath drawn, dinner in the oven, wine, some ice cream, and massage oil. Some candles for flair and dramatics.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

10-4, was planning on it.

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

100% true.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Dinner on the table and an early night to bed is fucking bliss to come home too after a long day or trip.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

100% this. I was out of town to see a specialist on my arm pain. I was gone 3 days and had a good drive home to a messy apartment.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More successful than I will ever be

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey I live in Dallas

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

" "

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is adorable. +1

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Your dog looks smug af.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right? He has resting emperor face.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fine, take your damn upvote, already. Damn happy couples, make me jealo- er, sick.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess no one else has said it yet. #6 Charge your damn phone!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did. I made this at midnight so it had been through a long day already.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your wife is 17?

9 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 8

That was the most confused I have been today

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No. her birthday is the 17 th.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Thank you, i have spent five minutes trying to figure out if his wife is 17 years old or it's his 17th wife, until my head started to hurt.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

If "the third one's a charm", then 17th must be amazing.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

God i really hope its a real business trip :/ The internet has ruined my trust

9 years ago | Likes 253 Dislikes 11

Shitty cunts I've had the displeasure of dating have ruined my trust. Imgur just reaffirms it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

The body language in the pics isn't very promising...

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

Same. Was about to leave a comment regarding someone in Dallas having a better time than OP.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

As long as her name is not pocahontas, she'll be fine

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or Jasmine....

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I lost all confidence by the time the trip to 'Bell Tower' came around.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Well, way I see it, even it wasn't, then seeing this on the FP would make her feel extra guilty so hey it's win win eh?

9 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 10

Geezus. Now I feel terrible for what I was gonna say. Well, Happy Birthday to her and make her ridiculously happy when she gets back.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Dont listen to them - they are just bitter :) and OP, she isn't to good for you, when you love her that much<3 enjoy your happiness you two!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No it wouldnt

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 10

Well I hope she didn't see this guy's comment. Happy birthday to your wife, ignore all these bitter lonely users and celebrate together ^^

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

We arent lonely or bitter, but we are being truthful. If you are already knocked down, theres no more room to fall

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

No you're definitely bitter. You automatically assume tyre worst. As if you've never heard of a damn business to trip before.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And? It could alsobe normal. There isnt anything to set up for if its normal

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Utah?... Mormon?... definitely. You guys should read the CES letter. Happy Birthday lady!!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

How could ya tell? ;)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mountain terrain, ensign magazine. (I'm also in utah and LDS :D )

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice to meetcha!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's literally DOZENS of us here!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0