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Can you help me give her a long-distance present?
My darling wife, who introduced me to imgur, is celebrating her birthday today. But her consulting job has her on a trip in Dallas. She browses the front page pretty much every day, so I would love to surprise her with a birthday gift from me and everybody in the community while she's long distance.
Don't worry, I got her a different present (guitar lessons) so you don't like this kind of thing and want to downvote to el infierno, go ahead--I'll just pretend I never tried :)
For those who want to get to know us a little before parting with your precious +1:
About Michelle
This is Michelle. She is the most amazing woman I've ever met. Speaks 3 languages, plays classical guitar, has climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro, is culinary genius, etc. More than that, I love that she is addicted to the Lego Marvel video game, that she laughs at my jokes, and that she sends me pictures of dogs (from imgur, of course) if I ever have a bad day.
Incidentally, she is also a fairly private person so I'm going to mostly do photos I have of her from profile and stuff. In case you're wondering, yes, she does occasionally fully face me and smile for a picture.
Our TL;DR story
Michelle and I met when we were both in school. We were both involved with other people, but after being friends for a while, we realized we were crazy not to be together. We broke it off with our S/Os and decided to give it a shot. It clicked right away. A few weeks later, she left for study abroad. I've been distance many times before but this time, it was like a slap in the face: I knew I had to lock. her. down. as soon as I could. I'm a musician so naturally I wrote some sappy, heartsick puppy love songs for her.
The Bell Tower
She got back and things floated along blissfully again for a while. I decided to pop the question, so I took her to the top of a bell tower at a big gothic-style chapel, which was actually the site of our first date (an organ concert). I arranged with the carillonneur (look it up) to play one of my puppy songs while we were up there, and I got down on one knee. She said yes.
We got married in July, and things have been amazing ever since. Here she is longboarding with the family dog.
FP material
If you're thinking, "Wait a minute...I know that beautiful curly blonde head of hair!" you're probably right, because she's actually been on the FP before, on the above post (http://imgur.com/gallery/GzIxQ). WHen we got married, Michelle had a low opinion of video games. I've brought her around ;) We play the Arkham games together and I don't even want to tell you how many hours she's logged on lego marvel in the last two weeks.
Walking in the lawn. I'm obviously the goof in the tie. Before you say it: I'm well aware she's too good for me. Sometimes, the universe just kinda gives you an upvote, if you will.
Haughty Dog Tax
Well guys, I hope that my little effort here is worth your upvote, because I think she'd be pretty excited if she came across it on her birthday. Thanks for helping a brother out, imgur :)
FP Edit: First of all: http://imgur.com/gallery/rApxQ
BUT thank you for getting this to a place where she might actually stumble upon it! I'm really hoping she does. If not, I'll just send her a link. I'll keep y'all posted.
IStewartIKnight
you mormons, so in love
iyamgurting
As per Tradition, CHARGE YA FAKIN PHONE!
DopeyFuckedaPenguin
Dallas you say
NotSureHowtoPronounceImgur
So much honest adorable squishy love I barely handled reading your entire post. Congrats on scoring a great partner!
TheodoreWitchfucker
Ksjjjdnaja
I'm happy you guys both seem so happy. Have my updoot and here's to hoping she isn't too down on her bday. Just celebrate a few days late +1
ikealamps
Me and your wife share a birthday
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GilderoyPopDropNLockart
The dog is definitely too good for you.
thanksguy
Knew you guys were LDS. Ensign confirmed.
auzziefella
Also, why guitar lesson if she can already play...
Naturally90
To improve...
BronzeCow
I salute you, OP. She's a lucky woman. Take my updoot
ladyboner1039
Here! Have my co-birthday wishes, too!!
Mothergooch
Thirded!
Lemminglover
+1 for the effort - I hope she has a great day!
Chiluzza
all these pictures OP makes me think youre dating a faceless mannequin
solaladi
This post is filled with so much love that it makes me want to vomit rainbows .
MLEMInTinyLetters
ninmonkey
dis is for you http://imgur.com/ghwgvvL.mp4 and
ATorsoOnATrampoline
+1 because it's my birthday too!
isiteverythingyouhopeditwouldbe
Ayyy happy birthday to us! :D
Mothergooch
Me too! Happy birthday!
CommTeam6
Just glad her names not Debbie. That would be a much different "business" trip
Gangstatron
I got the Debbie does Dallas reference!!! I'm old :|
CommTeam6
You're not old, you're cultured!
RoyBattysDove
She's In Dallas, I'm in Dallas... oh it would never work...
checkoutmypearlywhitesraaaaaaaarrrr
Do you know what people really want after a business trip? A spotless home and fresh bed linens. Scrub OP. Make it perfect. And presents.
SinisterKid128
Heck yeah. Have a bath drawn, dinner in the oven, wine, some ice cream, and massage oil. Some candles for flair and dramatics.
JordanMC
10-4, was planning on it.
TodayOnly
100% true.
Naturally90
Dinner on the table and an early night to bed is fucking bliss to come home too after a long day or trip.
Atria
100% this. I was out of town to see a specialist on my arm pain. I was gone 3 days and had a good drive home to a messy apartment.
Gurgron
More successful than I will ever be
Youknowitsblue
Hey I live in Dallas
muscletank
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LovecraftianHugz
This is adorable. +1
bsArtst
Your dog looks smug af.
JordanMC
Right? He has resting emperor face.
Draegos1
Fine, take your damn upvote, already. Damn happy couples, make me jealo- er, sick.
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
I guess no one else has said it yet. #6 Charge your damn phone!
JordanMC
I did. I made this at midnight so it had been through a long day already.
Lezio
Your wife is 17?
jesuisjens
That was the most confused I have been today
rockhydra
No. her birthday is the 17 th.
ireadyouremailz
Thank you, i have spent five minutes trying to figure out if his wife is 17 years old or it's his 17th wife, until my head started to hurt.
ninmonkey
If "the third one's a charm", then 17th must be amazing.
glasseswithoutbooks
God i really hope its a real business trip :/ The internet has ruined my trust
grizzlynoize
Shitty cunts I've had the displeasure of dating have ruined my trust. Imgur just reaffirms it.
BenderBendingRodriguez
The body language in the pics isn't very promising...
GnakFlak
Same. Was about to leave a comment regarding someone in Dallas having a better time than OP.
Obi1thejedi
As long as her name is not pocahontas, she'll be fine
EmmaJean231
sirWeinerbottom
Or Jasmine....
DontcallmeLen
I lost all confidence by the time the trip to 'Bell Tower' came around.
JordanMC
Well, way I see it, even it wasn't, then seeing this on the FP would make her feel extra guilty so hey it's win win eh?
Stratacaster79
Geezus. Now I feel terrible for what I was gonna say. Well, Happy Birthday to her and make her ridiculously happy when she gets back.
FaultyStarsNoConstellations
Dont listen to them - they are just bitter :) and OP, she isn't to good for you, when you love her that much<3 enjoy your happiness you two!
LumpyToucan
No it wouldnt
StuckInBetweeen
Well I hope she didn't see this guy's comment. Happy birthday to your wife, ignore all these bitter lonely users and celebrate together ^^
LumpyToucan
We arent lonely or bitter, but we are being truthful. If you are already knocked down, theres no more room to fall
StuckInBetweeen
No you're definitely bitter. You automatically assume tyre worst. As if you've never heard of a damn business to trip before.
LumpyToucan
And? It could alsobe normal. There isnt anything to set up for if its normal
iusedtobeaspyuntil
Utah?... Mormon?... definitely. You guys should read the CES letter. Happy Birthday lady!!
JordanMC
How could ya tell? ;)
LemonyVengeance
mountain terrain, ensign magazine. (I'm also in utah and LDS :D )
JordanMC
Nice to meetcha!
LemonyVengeance
There's literally DOZENS of us here!