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Oct 22, 2013 9:21 PM
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thereeper
I FUCKING LOVE THESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whatelsewouldidowithmyfreetime
Dad please let me get a Canadian I promise I'll take care of it! And I'll buy all its maple syrup and take it for walks through Toronto!
SirSparblington
As a Canadian, I'm available ...... and sexy.....
lemonwaterice
Imma dragon kick a baby :)
KittyCatKins
Totally lost it at methane cuddles!!! Take my up vote you brilliant bastard!
katienicole007
I emailed some of these to my boyfriend. He asked me if I've been drinking.
SergIsSuchHumbleSoAlwaysMuchBeautiful
Where's the 6th jiggling boner?
NastyNat
As I read these I like to try and figure out which one the top comment will be about.
callielizz
well.. that just kept getting more and more morbid
hendeaux
I need these....for reasons....jk i want to be the best friend ever
FrogPaste
It totally makes up for it!
TheDepartmentofRedundancyDepartment
I like these.
szepasszony
Is anyone else bothered that the owl is smoking a speed pipe and not a crack pipe?
yousmellbad
First thing I noticed!
UpvotesForCalicos
CREDIT: The Oatmeal.
UWantSumFuk
If you're going to repost the oatmeal, you're going to have a bad time
MyLackofCreativityPreventsMeFromMakingAGoodUsername
Upvoted for the username.
Swedenland
What's up with all the no present excuses, just man up and buy something.
Altenot
To the front page with you!
CREEDandNICKELBACK4life
I need these NOW!
BSGTalic
In reference to pelvic rainbow explosions:
therequiemsoul
Let me just say that cheetah balls are full of inbred, nearly identical sperm. And no, humans didn't cause it.
OhManIHopeIDontGetOneOfThoseLongUsernames
But they're so glorious flapping in the breeze!
ImaCarGuy
I know what card im getting grandma!!!!
CoreyTheGr8
Lost it at methane cuddles
oliveowl
OP, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE always link back to the author, or at least write it somewhere. Not doing so is extremely unfair!
TheMostAmazing
I've had a long week and while uploading these pictures I had fallen asleep, when I woke up I had "places to be and people to see" 1/2
TheMostAmazing
1. I really didn't think it's get very far. 2. Amongst the rush it genuinely slipped my mind. Uploaded because I hadn't seen oatmeal lately.
ChillaAquila
By now I'd imagine everyone on imgur knows who it is!
Themushroomboy
I posted an oatmeal comic and a with a source and a link to his website and imgur downvoted me to -17 in less then 20 minuets 1/3
Themushroomboy
because I was " stealing his page views" meanwhile this guy posts all of one of his most popular comics without giving a source and 2/3
Themushroomboy
makes the front page. imgur is a cruel cruel mistress...
wompwompwomp
True. And love the guy, but he has taken legal action against image sharing websites for not citing or linking to his work (1/2 only a bit)
wompwompwomp
He first took legal action against FunnyJunk and more recently 9gag. Hey, we're more respectable than those guys right? (2)
tattoodmary
Agreed. The oatmeal is amazing and deserves his credit. All authors/creators do.
oliveowl
I bought a few for my friends' birthdays this year. Seeing their faces is just so worth it! Thanks, theoatmeal!! :D
OfTheHaunted
Not sure whether to upvote because of awesome Oatmeal content or to downvote because OP didn't give credit.
psychospacecow
Can I put a hipster through a woodchipper without a reason?
YourCompanyHere
I met The Oatmeal last year. Happiest day of my life.
pretzelnugget
Why can't I meet him? WHERE DID YOU FIND HIM?
othernym
DENNIS
Pekwachnamaykoskwaskwaypinwanik
According to his face, his day was quite the opposite...
scarlettbleu
He looks... thrilled.
BitchImCanadian
Matthew Inman. You met Matthew Inman.
kittytard
THAT'S WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE?! WTF.
buuumps
but in all his drawings of himself he looks fat and horrible but he's so... so....... HOT
simberlin
Hang on....Its a guy? Like, a real person? That never occured to me! Honestly, I am quite shocked now..
craque
Here: http://theoatmeal.com/horrible - if you want to buy some.
pilot456
Commenting for future use.
Tvachxi
I thought you meant buy a pet Canadian for $24.99 but it was just the cards :'(
ShutYourCockGarage
I need to purchase some of these.
GoodHealthIsAboveWealth
30$ for 12, I could get over that, but it didn't include the 15$ shipping to the EU. :( No cards for me.
ThisIsMyThirdAttemptAtAUserName
Thank you for giving credit and letting people know where to find these. +1 for you.
punnypanther
Why yes good chap, I intend to rustle some jimmies verily with these posts! Good on you sir, thank you.
mynailclippersarebrokenboohoo
i could have done with this roughly 2 days ago
alwaystoasty
So many October and November babies, commenting for future use!
Radioactiv369
Favorite one, going to get someone this card one day :
Skelliton
Yeah, I'm poor so I just gonna link the picture. Thanks for the link though!
ZeroEffort
thank ya kind sir
heretoupvoteshitup
Dat butterfly butt.
AuntieMeat
Makes me think of
tboltorama
Wat? I mean, nice booty and all but wat?
TwinMonkeys
ButterButt.
Holdshift2countercaps
Favorited this faster than a unicorn can puke
DerpKugel
*RRRRAAAAAIIINNNBOOOOOWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSS*
CoconutCyclone
Why don't you bookmark the original artist's page instead? This doesn't even credit him. :|
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bearbutts
I think you're confused with Allie from Hyperbole And A Half
CoconutCyclone
Er.. no he's not? He has a lot of pics and blog posts of himself. He hasn't shown us his penis but I feel confident that it's there.
fjsirkgicosnwmrkvkc
How much puke can a unicorn puke if a unicorn could puke puke?
ch3vr0n5
A unicorn would puke all the puke it could puke if a Unicorn could puke puke.
verbalhermanmunster
Uh-oh guys, don't keep posting The Oatmeal here, he might send a dreaded CEASE AND DESIST LETTER http://theoatmeal.com/blog/funnyjunk
CoconutCyclone
Well you certainly are a dildo.
verbalhermanmunster
What gave it away?
CoconutCyclone
I think, possibly, your nose. But I mean I'm not 100% there. I just feel strongly that it's your nose.
verbalhermanmunster
You've lost me there.