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Yes I have an Art degree. No I am not a starving artist. You know why? Because I have an accounting degree too. Art degree feeds my soul, accounting degree feeds my belly.
Send me D&D stories. I need funny things after our miserable practice session last night....
Nguyenman
hand start getting ideas on how to abuse the grapple mechanic and buy anything and everything that either makes me punch harder, punch first
BeenthereDonesome
That's a really small college. Do you teach ants?
Nguyenman
Made a Vanera Brawler (monk/fighter class). The party is pretty large so DM throughs big things at us. We end up with about 80 platinum each
Nguyenman
everyone spends it on sill cantrip things like gloves that turn water to pudding or magical glue to mess with each other. I, on the other
Nguyenman
vault. nope. Punch it open well beyond its hardness and decide to drag it around until i can find a blacksmith to make backscratcher rack
Nguyenman
This becomes a running joke the rest of the campaign. Much later we end up on an island and DM throws a kind of furry eldritch horro on us.
autocolonel
Upvote for honesty in description and cool, well executed art
FemaleINTJ
Thanks. I won first for the category. Take an object and use 20+ of that object to make "art".
Nguyenman
throw me at the dragon while the wizard enlarges me mid-flight. it works and i end up dealing 120 damage and smash it like an accordion.
Nguyenman
kill my character but in a fair and just way. throws an adult Void Dragon and several other dragonlings at us. Get the dwarf barbarian to
NovusNecrontyr
Session few weeks ago. Fighting bugbear & goblins. Druid steps forward to Thunderwave. Rolls high. Goblin to the side fails check. 1/2
NovusNecrontyr
Gets tossed into a garbage chute carved out of the rock in the cave. 30 ft drop. Sickening splat after the fall. 2/2
Nguyenman
Later it becomes my back scratcher. we go to find its origins and the DM thinks he's got me when he traps me in an enchanted adamantine
FuckFuckAndGrabAss
TIL: Never do blow with OP
Nguyenman
surf him down a cliff face but fail and end up just tossing it over head first down a 80ft edge. DM doesnt like how im boasting and vows to
Nguyenman
, or wrastle better. We make it across this dragon's lair and i dont like the way he's talking to me. I attempt to grapple him and kind of
FemaleINTJ
For those two asked for multiple angles, here it is: /a/bcRp0. This should include the original picture too.
Chimichanga007
Wait so with accounting you can sell your soul which you feed with art. Genius.
FemaleINTJ
I actually haven't sold my soul yet, might do so when I get higher in the company. haha.
sometimesithinkimfunny
Can you post some more pics from different angles? It looks amazing
FemaleINTJ
Sure, let me see if I can find a couple. I made this several years ago, so it's a bit dusty now.
FemaleINTJ
/a/bcRp0 I think from other angles it looks like solar panels. It also needs refined and better materials next time.
Ulfgeirr
My half elf fighter, accidental slayer of NPCs, killed another last night. Taking his total up to 8. I rolled to kick in a door to save
Ulfgeirr
someone, who was behind said door. Lots of fudged dice rolls meant that the door smashed into them and smushed them up against a wall
Ulfgeirr
This is like the second time that's happened, too
FemaleINTJ
Last night we were teaching our 13 year old nephew to play, he's a bard... He caused two TPKs, lucky for us it was practice. God help us.