Small dump while I take a nap. Can someone watch the oven , I have a cake baking

Sep 5, 2026 6:02 AM

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1 day ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

A mutual screaming sounds delightful, but nothing heavy to eat afterward, I think.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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#1 I wanna know what he was eating so I can avoid ordering the Shart Inducing meal...

22 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 guys... there is something wrong with your apples

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 why the fuck isn't it an elk sanctuary?

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is named after Elk Creek because an army dude saw some Elk tracks near a creek and named a creek that. Due to overhunting Elk don’t really exist there anymore. There aren’t Elk to protect sadly.

7 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 My biggest whinge about TGI Friday's was that they discontinued Rockslide Pie, which was the best thing on their menu. They deserved to go under just for that.

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#4
There Back
201 Dollar
Family Fillup

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 I know this street and all those buildings. Yes, the sign is real if you ever drive through. Yes, I did eat KFC there a few times. No, I did not feel bad about it. I drove through a good deal when I used to live near there. It is in Oklahoma if you want to street view it.

7 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 Anyone notice how they threw out Windows in 2000?

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As we all should have.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#9 Come to Sweden! Collective screaming is tradition in several cities since at least 50 years back. https://www.mentalfloss.com/culture/education/how-swedish-students-let-steam-screaming-public

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Moved into the Uppsala Flogsts student area in 1992 and no-one had told me about this. First time I heard it I was outside and almost soiled myself. It sounded like someone being raped or killed, but then more voices joined in and you kinda realise that something else is going on.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 - but was he wearing his flair?

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

he doesn't like talking about his flair

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey its been five hours I hope you took the cake out of the oven by now

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 - peace to Randy and props to Miguel.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I genuinely LOLed at that apple joke :)

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A high school friend and I used to drive down this dirt road that was oddly 10 minutes from our normal suburbia, roll down all the windows and scream as loud as we could to just let out all the teenage angst.

We hadn't discovered weed yet.

1 day ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 2

I did that, as well as a bunch of other dumb delinquent type stuff. One time me and 2 friends went up to a random suburban house at 2am, opened the mail slot and all 3 of us yelled PENIS into the house through the mail slot as loud as we possibly could.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Be me, Sailor US Navy. Particularly urksome day. Almost sunset, walking along the deck, doors on the left lead inside, PRIMAL SCREAM - door up ahead quickly closes - no one exited.

1 day ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Middle aged now and still nothing more cathartic or tension releasing than putting on a good, warm rain coat and screaming into the crashing waves and rumbling skies during a thunderstorm. Feels utterly ridiculous during but so therapeutic after.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I wish I'd thought of that

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#6

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#9

1 day ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

This makes me happy every time I see it. It’s pure perfection. It both makes me laugh and gives me warm, fuzzy feelings inside from the love and acceptance in it <3

1 day ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I wanna see that ju jitsu instructor ignore THAT scream

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 day ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 1

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! also... Nice.

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

heh heh

Ah yes. All going according to plan. Muhuhahaha

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Do they make a sound when they do that? Or are they just showing their teeth.

22 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hiss.

But you'll have to unmute to know for sure.

22 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was already unmuted, that's why I was asking, because that's obviously not the audio, lol.

22 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Joking. I am joking for you, ha.
ha.
ha.

21 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0