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breakingbooze
Greatest debate in American history
MerryJoe
Uhh, pass!
KimKumdashian
His facial expression doesn't change. He looks like a bored slab of mozzarella.
AndySoCal
i'd like to give him benefit of doubt, that it was bad satellite delay or something, but all his surrogates are like that.
Adahman
The Trump campaign is such a dumpster fire.
TheSqeeek
Who's on first?
KorruptJustice
what's on second?
thequicksilver
The Blitzkrieg?
ARandomHelljumper
The polls.
SuperNintendoChalrmers
Really not sure why Charlie Sheen isn't running this campaign at this point.
VaticanCattleStampeeder
Charlie Sheen hates Trump. Graham Norton interview https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp6BIDCZRic
sumothername
That would be far more entertaining that the shit show that's going on now.
SuperNintendoChalrmers
He's still on a show?
sumothername
I was referencing the campaign.
margatesands
american news television never ceases to amaze me
TrustMeImABassist
ikr as brazillian I am not convinced it's not a SNL sketch (and our television is shit)
ARandomHelljumper
I'm fairly certain Weekend Update is a more accurate news source than most of the programs here in the US.
TrustMeImABassist
Consider yourself lucky. Even our comedians are uninformative biased arseholes.
Zachakx
help us
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Zachakx
him or you?
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Zachakx
That's okay. When our government declares a state of emergency that's code for pls save us.
LPlane2
The video is a must see...+1
createdforupvoting
That guy is the very image of belligerent ignorance. Except for, you know, Trump himself.
dennydorko
No kidding...check out the whole interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nps8o-godjE
LeftHandPanda
All I could think of when he spoke was DURRRRR
LemonFanta
I think we rhyme.
Ihadtoditchmyotherusernamebecauseofyou
But not Poles. We don't really care.
SaraPrice
i can confirm that this was indeed the actual 100% real dislogue.. and it was incredible.
VSGH
It's like an anti-vaxxer debating medical studies
NomDeImguerre
This is the man who had claimed that "you can't rape your spouse". That should tell you something.
Tom859
Nntropy
He later went on to declare that he "unraveled" her
Fastolfe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nps8o-godjE
Muzkrat101
He's got a face that needs to be punched
60sgetsmart
"I know you are but what am I"?
ARandomHelljumper
"A Pole."
misswaytooproudoftexas
should be Trump's actual campaign slogan
tentaclefriendly
Best part: he later claimed that he dominated the interview...
Taxicat
Of course he did. That's what most Chessboard Pigeons do when they lose: knock the pieces over, crap all over the board, and declare victory
FierceDruid
Bless you for using that reference
ThisIsMyUsernameThereAreManyLikeIt
Chessboard Pigeons is a brilliant term I was not familiar with before now. Thank you for this gift. I will use it wisely.
Taxicat
It is a powerful gift indeed.
tentaclefriendly
Trump tried to turn the election into a reality show. He succeeded in making it a slapstick comedy.
ISuperBelieveInYouTadCooper
Except I'm concerned and disgusted, not amused.
ISellUsedPantiesToStrangersInDarkAlleys
How? He is Actually mouth breathing for five seconds. How can he even... ho..WHYYYY! ?
ARandomHelljumper
It's Trump campaign logic. "Don't mind the fact that half of the West Coast is nuked to shit, we still killed a single Chinese soldier!"
MolagKenaIsBestGirl
BETTER DEAD THAN RED
dennydorko
https://www.yahoo.com/news/donald-trump-aide-on-awkward-exchange-with-cnn-anchor-i-think-i-unraveled-her-233522443.html
Reisgar42
I need a video
FisforFenton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nps8o-godjE
LemonFanta
.
BladeMaster1337
While you needed a video I studied the blade...
flatbarladder
FrozenTime
Sorta like when the DNC emails were leaked.
ravenlunartech
Enrico Palazzo?
MindOfMobius
It must be hard being a trump surrogate
iamOzymandiasLookOnMyWorksDumbassAndDespair
He has the best surrogates.
createdforupvoting
Nothing compared to being a Trump citizen, of course.
dontbuyfabricsoftener
Says who?!
Rengii
Paul.
ARandomHelljumper
Wait, did I say that? Shit.
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
Got me again! Them pesky polls.
smarmageddon
When you decide to be combative but have zero follow-through
Silliosophical
He kinda looks like the Fonz from Happy Days, after he jumped the shark. Knows he's done, but is still trying to act cool.
ProjectKurtz
I mean, there's a point to be made because polls are hilariously easy to manipulate. But he's too dumb to actually make that point.
notabrainlet
I mean I think he was waiting for specifics and all she had to offer was "polls"… I think it took restraint not go go WHICH ONE.
smarmageddon
In his position he should be aware of polls, right? If there was a favourable poll, he should have been able to cite it. Refudiate!
notabrainlet
inb4: all of them.
diehardlance
I think you're being downvoted because you're correct.
funkmaster40
They are down in all the polls though. He knows it, she knows it. Acting like it is up for debate makes him look like an idiot.
notabrainlet
Lol it seems as though my poll numbers are worse than Trump's. I'm out here in the negatives. Seems like people hate me more than Trump.
notabrainlet
I guess I keep digging the hole deeper here. At this point I'm curious where I'll end up.
diehardlance
It's because they were these horse blinders that say "we are only looking at one aspect here" instead of looking at it from another pov
cleverbeans
No man we don't. You've loved in a way that sociopath could never be. You intellectual honestly was unpopular but I got you bae. <3
notabrainlet
Awww... Thanks fam, I love you too.
MucsNairhon
It's common sense he was referring to that most of the polls are of 1,000 people in a biased area. YOU CAN NOT TRUST MODERN NEWS FOR AUCTUAL
MucsNairhon
INFORMATION NOWADAYS. It's sad, and it's the same way mobile data companied get you with biased/faked charts which loophole the system.
pfilly
There are more reliable news sources outside of the conservative bubble. Most of them, all of them.
Kiwisphere
So I cant even trust the foxnews poll which has Hillary up? http://www.foxnews.com/politics/interactive/2016/08/03/fox-news-poll-aug-3-2016/
MucsNairhon
INFORMATION NOWADAYS. It's sad, and it's the same way mobile data companied get you with biased/faked charts which loophole the system.
Schmuck4hire
So... Does this mean Trump is currently set to lose?
Getphazed
No because polls are just garbage anyway. Most are just setup to point one way, the way the polling company chooses.
bensiskointhehouse
The NYTimes is predicting (with an aggregate of other reputable news outlets) that Hillary has an 86% chance of winning so far.
bensiskointhehouse
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/upshot/presidential-polls-forecast.html?_r=0
Orcus424
Betting websites have Hillary extremely favored. http://www.oddschecker.com/politics/us-politics/us-presidential-election-2016/winner
StillChasingFireflies
God, I hope so. The alternative isn't great either... But Trump will just incite violence....
DicksTakeDickpicsWithSelfieSticks
Says who?
davidtrest
The only ones inciting violence are the kids protesting.
Schmuck4hire
It's like that Lindsay Ellis tweet. Hilary does the usual corporate stringpulling, while Trump jokes that it'd be nice if his competition 1/
Schmuck4hire
got shot, but people still say they're "equally bad". 2/2
DylanMorrison
definitely think Hillary is a better choice than Trump, still voting third party this year.
MCclapyohandz1
much hope for reason.
MCclapyohandz1
A lot of the "equally bad" people believe the Clinton's have assassinated 100 people the last 30 years. If you believe all that there isn't
Rasmoh
Impossible to tell. Polls are incredibly biased, from either side. This is worsened by the media being devoutly anti-Trump.
Orcus424
Betting websites have Hillary extremely favored. http://www.oddschecker.com/politics/us-politics/us-presidential-election-2016/winner
Ginkodono
The polls were fairly confident Brexit wouldn't happen.
lifeisapicnic
Holy shit is this the actual dialogue?
GreaterDog
Yep. Super awkward to watch, both of their brains stall
SneakingNinja
An expansion of winners! Ahahaha
JebediahJones
I'll bet they didn't even get Charlie Sheen
DianNaoChong
Yeap, the best part, is its not an exaggeration on any level. Its all the polls. dozens and dozens.
carebearsandstares
Polls have a history of actually being very inaccurate, mostly because they're not mandatory, but voluntary.
carebearsandstares
like the polls that said Brexiters were going to lose by 5-6%?
imgurianInferno
The difference is that presidential polling tends to be more predictive since it happens every 4 years versus a referendum that has 1/2
imgurianInferno
2/2 happened twice in the last several decades. Also the average of the polls was close to 50:50 leading up to the actual referendum.
ecodude
Sort of, except 10-15% by most polls. Trump hired an ultra conservative magazine owner to be his campaign mngr, and his own readers poll 1
ecodude
Had trump at -6 from Hillary.
Karilyn
I think the absolute best Trump has done recently was in a Fox News poll and it STILL had Trump behind by 4%; most are showing 7+% behind.
Issac744
Then you find out that a lot of these polls, like Reuters, sample more democrats than republicans.
DianNaoChong
Is this like when fox news 'fixed' polls in 2012 by saying 'this cant be right not enough people said romney is in the lead'?
forgetthisnoise
Bs. I worked as a pollster for 5 years and that's total crap
Issac744
It's been proven that polls like Reuters have sampled more democrats lol.
Issac744
Here's a fair, independently done poll of 100k voters http://redstatewatcher.com/article.asp?id=33379
Spidey209
You'd think then, it would be easy for her to name a couple.
SecondSince
She could have, but if it's all of them, why not just say "All of them" like she did.
DuggFunnie
It's not all of them, it's ones that aren't done well. They're basically neck & neck
SecondSince
Not according to the polls. Which polls? ... All of them. :p
Spidey209
Because it sounds like she is making shit up. If she named a specific poll then douche1 would have to change his answer.
DianNaoChong
It's easy to be flabbergasted by a political campaign telling you NU UH on live tv.
Janusha
Yes. Its amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=src30HcFvdw
TacoCatRacecarTacoCat
Holy shit, Trump is the actual president of our country. Fuck man.
forgetthisnoise
Yes I had cnn on when this happened. My stomach fucking hurt I was so embarrassed for that guy
Lolzorski
I will be super sad after these elections are over. For so many reasons.
MagicUmbrellas
It's a tv pundit. This is remarkably sane.
rossalupus
It sorta seems like both sides are being rather silly. Reminds me of children Arguing.
px04
No, no it doesn't
aselfdefeatingattitude
There was one where any time the Trump rep didn't like the questions he'd pretend not to be able to hear the interviewer.
samsonguy920
Pretty sure that reminds any parent of someone.
MithridateEupator
Trump himself does that all the time
lifeisapicnic
Holy shit it's the actual dialogue!
RiversR
Lifeisapanic...
lifeisapicnic
..... you rang?
ItsQuitePossibleImLying
Wrong number.
BaronVonnChickenPants
Says who?
ekstw
Well, all of them...
NoughtPointOneFour
Polls
TexasBaconMan
You, Sir or Madam, get an upvote.
showstoppa77
Just laughed my ass off!! Haha
samsonguy920
The Actual Dialogue.
LucasAmericano
Poles.
LucasAmericano
All of them.
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pickinganameistoomuchpressure
The polls
KanzenChowa
Says who?
xevamir
the polls.
noodleface
And Cohen (the Trump lawyer on the right) then afterwards said what a great job he did and he rattled the anchor.
PuffyPanda
Plot twist: this is what he does in court. Askes "says who" to every question/statement.
lifeisapicnic
Delusional
acmechanic
He looks a bit like Barry from Arrested Development though, perhaps trump needs to go out 10 miles off shore! You can do anything there!
ItTastesLikePurple
I'd be rattled too if I encountered someone so mindbogglingly stubborn and ignorant.
ultraprison
It's almost as if everyone involved in that campaign is massively delusional
potatoebottom
seems like soem kind of connection issues
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Wal88
You should watch the video with audio. Much more awkward that this lol. YouTube Michael Cohen cnn.
BCEQT
I had a very similar conversation to this with my brother, who's voting for Trump. The ice caps are melting. How do they know? And repeat...
failphins2
http://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/nasa-study-mass-gains-of-antarctic-ice-sheet-greater-than-losses Well according to Nasa the Antarctic
mendelde
“If the 0.27 mm/year of sea level rise [..] is not really coming from A-a, there must be some other contribution [..] not accounted for.”
anothergiraffe
Climate change deniers finally have one scientific article of their own to point to. The article just means climate change is complicated.
failphins2
I'm not a climate change denier lol I got circlejerk downvoted bc people thought I was for playing devil's advocate and pointing out one ice
anothergiraffe
Don't worry, I didn't touch ur internet points. Just pointed out the article is treated as proof when it's really saying we don't understand
failphins2
cap is actually growing by 80 billion tons per year and all the teenage "scientists" came to each other's downvoting strokes
mendelde
"“If the losses of the [Antarctic] continue to increase [..], [they'll] catch up with the [..] gain in East Antarctica in 20 or 30 years.”
failphins2
Way to misquote that lol The losses in west Antarctica can't keep up with the gains of the overall gains of all of Antarctica.
mendelde
They can't keep up now, but if the trend continues, the net gain will turn into a net loss in 20-30 years.
failphins2
ice caps are growing in mass and have been for decades now, lowering sea levels in fact. Might owe your brother an apology
GodzillaHarddiskson
You might owe the author of the article an apology for not reading the entire thing.
samsonguy920
It's almost like there are other forces other than human at work here! However, any news of how Greenland is faring?
samsonguy920
Is Greenland taboo?
SJohnson23
Read the article again. And also search on NASA for ice caps.
Fextrus
Ahem. "“The good news is that Antarctica is not currently contributing to sea level rise, but is taking 0.23 millimeters per year away,” 1/?
Fextrus
Zwally said. “But this is also bad news. If the 0.27 millimeters per year of sea level rise attributed to Antarctica in the IPCC report 2/?
Fextrus
is not really coming from Antarctica, there must be some other contribution to sea level rise that is not accounted for.” 3/3
trogdoorrr
That look hahaha
nanonator
"Oh my God, I'm playing chess with a pigeon."
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HOLAKOOO
wow ↑ for originality there
Taxicat
The look of "so done with your shit now."
Iamenvy
+1 for the username. TROGDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Schmuck4hire
"I went to debating classes just to debate with THIS halfwit?!"
Gguyer
You can't argue with stupid. Well you can, but you might as well argur with a dog, because they are never going to really understand you.
RedWingedBlackbirds
I would rather argue with the dog
Gguyer
Agreed.
raidleadergutts
You seem to have a very low standard for dogs. Most of them are smarter than this obviously unevolved dimwit.
Gguyer
Agreed.
BuxtonMcgraff
Fuck CNN. They contributed to rigging the 2016 election. They're a manipulative disgrace to journalism.
Rengii
I know right? Whenever I do badly on a test or at work I make sure to blame the rigged system so I can avoid bearing any responsibility.
BuxtonMcgraff
The DNC literally is in the middle of a corruption scandal for working with media, including CNN, to sabotage Sanders. Open your eyes ffs
BuxtonMcgraff
The DNC leaks prove without a doubt that media sources coordinated with the Hillary campaign to deliberately mislead the American people.
GoshNotMe
"Polls"
fireeternal
That face says: are you fucking stupid?
ISellUsedPantiesToStrangersInDarkAlleys
"How do I take out the crayons without being rude?"
TriggerII
No I'm fucking your sister
NoSeriouslyAskMeAnything
So...yes.
chaedoc
Ah, so she's fucking stupid.
TriggerII
@chaedoc just saw this.. damn.. made my night even though it was an insult to me
fireeternal
Huh... but she IS stupid.
Hannya
Which makes it even more amazing that he's worse.
mancrush
She is sexy though.
fireeternal
The way of life i guess.
Janusha
Let me just say on behalf of the rest of the world. We are SHOCKED at the child-like intellect of US politics.
cleverbeans
Do they not have politics where you live?
Janusha
Yes. We have politics. USA has not. They have a freakshow bleak copy of politics. Where no real issues are ever dealt with.
cleverbeans
You have a lot of faith in your local governance. It's misplaced...
Janusha
Again thats an american thing. Over here, we dont make the monumental mistake of bringing faith into politics. Not very good at this are you
cleverbeans
As long as you have people running your government it's no better. Your racist diatribe is just that.