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Pain olympics
Eel girl
4 girls fingerpaint
Meatspin
2 kids 1 sandbox
Crabs the STD
Lamprey eel
Spider porn
Acariasis
Soggy Biscuit
Tub Girl
Skin Condition
2 girls 1 cup
Mucus Plug
Peanut Dog
Bedbugs on mattress
Blue Waffle
Circle Jerk
Trypophobia
Clock Spider
Ullala
Im totally going to google these
Flimsy
howuuuuudoin
dekket
Spider porn? What the fuck is fucking wrong with people!?!?
por2
Thats the worst. Ya'all need some Jesus
CosmicMetal
Kimanous
Perfect!
DougForcett
If you're curious but don't want to be damaged by this, search these terms on urban dictionary for tame descriptions. Save your eyes people.
yourewastingyourlife
thanks his actually helped a lot... but also sparked my curiosity about eel girl. haven't decided what im gonna do yet
Bskubota
Encyclopedia dramatica... offended.
Shadow027
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yourCleavageUsername
Here goes nothinf
SirAndrewMaxwellDwyer
thundergrunt
Have an upvote for that sir. Perfect!
kilroyishere
"dont look up lamprey eel!" "here is a picture of a lamprey eel"
PriestOfLordVote
To be fair, that sea lamprey picture probably triggered any Great Lakes fishermen that happen to lurk Imgur.
LanaDelReyy
So there's nothing more to it??????
kilroyishere
That is an image of a lamprey eel's mouth. I wouldnt google for bites though. They latch onto whatever theyre eating suction cup style.
WetPawPrints
Spider porn?????????!!!!!!!!!
neutrik
Thanks, I'm not that bored.
aap71
c'mon man... sure you are.
neutrik
Nope
aap71
we're 4-deep on this in the middle of the day... you might just be.
LifeSmell
Ugh I was ...
tday5189
What about Cake Farts?
ILikePicturesCauseFunny
Cake Farts is hilarious. This is a list of disgusting things
RodRuntledge
I liked listening to Game Grumps watch Cake Farts
Shadow027
Being the curious and confused 16 year old I am, please come back and explain when you know more, 'cause I ain't searchin' that shit.
LapisScarab
It's a pretty self-explanatory fetish.
Shadow027
That works, I've just heard a lot of things that aren't, so I was curious if it was a term for somethin that had nothing to do with its name
LapisScarab
I know what you mean, but yeah that one's just what it says on the tin.
Shadow027
Thank you sir.
AlceCosmico
Mucus plug isn't that bad. Im about to have a baby, I had to look it up, and I can tell you, it's the least worst bit of childbirth.
monstersinsideparasites
Yeah, mucus plug is pretty tame compared to other aspects of childbirth
chucknasty
Ahhh good ol' tub girl
kidafrika2020
Now I have to look
thundergrunt
No you don't, trust me. I've had 15 years of mindbleach therapy for a couple. I can still feckin see them...
kidafrika2020
Lol
Panzermeyer
Ahh, nostalgia... After so many shocker sites from middle school, nothing disturbs me anymore
Flamboyatron
Rotten.com was a staple in my browser history for months at a time.
akihabaracapybara
Does anyone remember goatse or am I just really old now?
slowmotioncoco
Ah yes, a fine vintage. Always makes a nice gift.
Audiss
I even recall them even making a zoomed in version where 2 stick men danced on a red background. then it zoomed out slowly
TehGrimReaper
That was the gold standard when I was in college.
LanaDelReyy
What is it
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LanaDelReyy
Not doin it
BigBoyBillClinton
NSFW
WhytWu1f
Got curious. Googled spider porn. Was not disappointed. Incidentally, discovered pterodactyl porn. Bonus!
GallagherMcCallister
Jesus people are disgusting.
SurprisingAmountOfDamage
It's weird. When I clicked circlejerk, imgur was the top result.
Mahala
ayyyyy
comfortableshoes
basball6969
You've won, sir. Close it up, imgur!
TheForceRestrained
RandAIFlagg
ranger910
You've never been on Reddit have you
ForReasonsOfScience
SyncAlpha
Oh honey...
STGxDante
You don't even realize it but ur probably commenting in a Reddit post right now....
ranger910
Can't get away from them.
websurfintime
FlatPlutoSociety
Just wanted to let you guys know that I browse user sub.
turbulentlizard
Usersub is the CrossFit or veganism of the internet.
RADICALFREEDOM
I upvoted this comment before the post.
thegarlicawakens
I thought it would be any awards show or Talking Dead.
BecauseGodisDead
savage
Alpharie
Meatspin was a favorite to prank people with back in the early 2000s
slowmotioncoco
Classic
DanAykroydFanClub
At college we used to put it on someone's laptop if they left the flat with their bedroom door unlocked. Competition was to see how many 1/
DanAykroydFanClub
Spins it would get to before they came home. Volume always on full
FullAutodf2
You guys sat around and watched Tranny Porn as a prank on someone else being into that when they weren't in the room... yeah joke's on them!
Alpharie
That is glorious.
TehGrimReaper
I mostly saw goatse used for that.
turdturdleton
I just looked them up on Urban Dictionary. Saved my eyes
beastybas
Don't know about that. I have a pretty active imagination. Just read about 4 girls fingerpaint. Blugh
Procrasturbating
My personal favorite on Urban Dictionary is Metaldan
LompHoofd
mine too!
MattCookie
Not as nasty as 2g1c by the description though. In 2g1c they actually vomit into each others' mouth :/
Polarisesque
Another horrible one is 2 guys 1 horse. I feel like people should know what to expect from this.
MattCookie
Jesus.
PrivateDetectiveGeneParmesan
Two kids in a sandbox - The most disturbing video a guy could watch; a video that shows a women shoving a dildo down a man's penis
CMcAwesomeville
Why on earth would you do that?
Counterfit
You saved me from Googling that one. I salute you.
LinkInThePark
WTF FOR REAL???
maliciousGman
I dunno, 1 guy 1 jar was pretty terrible.
LaBotte
Oh shit. That vidĆ©o was Ć butt clenching horror ...
Juuurth
1 man 1 screw driver was also pretty brutal, but 1 man 1 jar definitely tops my list
comfortableshoes
What... what was it??
LittleTinyFluffyBunny
Dude sits on a glass jar and it shatters inside his butt. I think. Basing it on what I heard years ago.
Hidatsu
Dude sits on jar. Jar breaks. Bloody awful mess.
Spaminal
The sound is by far the worst part........ "shudders".......
DanAykroydFanClub
LittleTinyFluffyBunny
Perfect response lol
eftwyrd
But at what cost?!?!
landcfan
Mfw reading those
StopStaringAtMyUserNameItsVeryShy
I'm curious, I feel like clock spider can't be too bad but I'm too afraid to check
MPCampos
Dot
Buddysaywhat
Probably the smartest man on imgur.. and or woman
Lyryana
You're my goddamn hero. Never thought of this before. This spared me a lot of disgusting images. Thank you.
tomyironmane
You are the hero Imgur needs right now, but not the one it deserves.
LajesticVantrashellOfLob
Huh i never thought of that....
HadMeSomeChickens
Thank you for the tip.
hailiar
Oh, you like the tip? ( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°)
HadMeSomeChickens
That's the only part I like.
ObituaryHat
Don't bring your tip around 2 kids in a sandbox.
steviedrawsdinos
Just the tip
FingerBlanket
My favorite was mucus plug. That was a hilarious read.
TheSpottedZebra
For anyone wondering but not wanting to see. Pain olympics: a guy cuts off his genitals. Tub girl: a woman in a tub has explosive 1/?
PriestOfLordVote
Eel Girl is some horror flick by two New Zealanders. With a vore scene (which is your cue to nope out).
Feralkyn
You and the other commenters in this string are the heroes this world needs.
Sockerpappaharvaddubehover
A guy cuts/slices etc a hot dog sticking out of his fly. Its not a penis. Its a hot dog. You think he grew another dick between takes?
comfortableshoes
Thanks for saving us! I heard once about a video where a guy cannibalizes another who dies, that'd have to be the worst, but fake I'm sure
LarvaLamp
If it's the german one, that apparently is real.
ExTechOp
Dunno if the real Armin Meiwes video is on the internet, the one you've seen could be fake: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes
comfortableshoes
Oh man. Seriously? I just assumed it would have to be fake. Or wouldn't be online if it was real... aren't there laws about posting murder?
LarvaLamp
There's probably fake one's out there, but apparently a true case did happen. And was filmed.
eathotdog
Pain Olympics is fake, its like movie makeup and special effects like thats
poochyena
nope, not even going to finish reading your comment.
TheSpottedZebra
Diarrhea into her mouth. 2 kids 1 sandbox: a woman shoves a dildo into the urethra of a man.
froggyc19
Actually it's apparently an orange juice enema and urethra play is a thing, though that video doesn't look very safe (it's going blue...)
Samaedag
"It's going blue"....as in....no nevermind.
anygirlx
But I'm confused. What does the title, 2 kids 1 sandbox, have to do with a dildo being inserted into a urethra? Guess I'll have to look.
AgathaBrine
I read on urban dictionary that it was a guy getting a handjob using sandpaper
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
wait no
IncreasingChaos
It's too late for him.
thehoff37
I think it's a combination of wanting to trick people into clicking on it because of innocuous title and kids being assholes to other 1/2
thehoff37
kids in sandboxes, like a sandbox is only big enough for one kid to play peacefully in or something like that.
GenericImgurianDragon
Given what I know about 2 girls 1 cup, I was afraid 2 kids was some kid-porn shit.
TheSpottedZebra
Meat spin: guy riding another guy while his flaccid member spins j. A circle, usually in a loop with "you spin me right round" playing
jackbinimbul
I really don't see how meat spin is anywhere near similar to the others. It's just gay male sex ffs.
TheSpottedZebra
2 girls 1 cups: two women shit in a cup and eat it. The rest I don't know and don't want to see so add to this list if you know the others.
missmurphay
Thank you for this!
Kaysmira
Unless I'm missing something, clock spider was just a really big spider hiding behind a clock, an Australian nope that is *mostly* harmless.
racpd
Wrong. He is the enemy of limecat our true lord. Why would you worship a spider even if his ninth leg became all known gods, I mean gross.
NOPepsiIsN0Tokay
Blue waffle: an std that mainly affects the vagina, making it all blue waffly. Yuk.
notimporant
If I do recall correctly, blue waffles is photoshopped.
serentious
I'll assist in the rest of these once I'm not at work... promise.
serentious
at home now. Eel girl=some horror flick, no big... Acariasis=ascaris=parasitic worms... yeah most of this shit is self-apparent. I'm done.
b1uece11
Trypophobia is a fear of holes or honeycomb type patterns (pictured). Search brings Photoshopped/make-up images of skin with open wounds
b1uece11
Blue waffle is a close-up photo of a really messed up vagina if I remember correctly. Saw it for a fraction of a second, months ago.
ilovepeachesmorethanyou
ShamelessUpvoteWhore
you forgot about lemon party
XanCrews
HonestAbe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-bvHlb2Fe8
VesperalLight
It ain't a lemon party without old dick.
Flamboyatron
When I saw that episode, I had to make up an excuse to my wife for why I was laughing so hard.
poochyena
Thats because the site has been down for a while now. http://lemonparty.org/ doesn't load.
RodRuntledge
ImWrongAboutLiterallyEverything
fantastapotamus
now that's a party I can vote for!
thomcruzemissile
The part of Lemon Party that everyone misses: Bottle Man. NSFL....ever.
thundergrunt
Bottle man, would that be what I know as jar squatter? If so... Beeeuuuurggggghhhhhhh...
thomcruzemissile
Probably the same.
thundergrunt
*Shudders*
7hatsBollocks
I still think that jar is sugar crystal or something, because he didn't even flinch!
WhosYourSenpai
I believe he said in an interview that his family was in the next room or something. Could be wrong but I don't ever want to look it up.
7hatsBollocks
Admittedly, I never looked into it either. lol
doctorninja
*highlight* *right click* *Search Google for...*
januskincaid
Eh, you're both a doctor and a ninja, you will probably be fine. In fact I've already seen pretty much all of these, and I'm... umm... nvmd.
TK421isAFK
In Firefox and Chrome, you can triple-click a line to highlight the whole line.
JohnFloorwalker
Alternatively. Double Click Cntrl+Alt+C Cntrl+T Cntrl+V
JohnFloorwalker
First one is Cntrl+C don't press alt I dunno what that does.
TK421isAFK
That's a lot more steps than triple-clicking, right-clicking, and left-clicking "Search Google for...".
JohnFloorwalker
But it's one of those things that are quicker once you form the habit. & who doesn't love using hot keys?
JohnFloorwalker
Is quicker*
TK421isAFK
With this highlight/search exception, I almost exclusively use macros and hot keys. I was trying to explain a WordPerfect template to my 1/2
TK421isAFK
wife a couple weeks ago. We had this same convo IRL, and she wondered how I got so comfortable with hot keys. I was using a PCjr and 2/3
Jusmar
Ctrl+C Ctrl+Shift+N Ctrl+V
Skornish
Rest in peace.
Thorslax
Rust in peace.
SomeRandomArsehole
Rest in pieces
Lemuffinmannn
RIP in peace
MonsieurLaPaditte
peacefully RIP in peace
zarbi55
even peace can't help after seeing that
demcottontoes
Curiosity made the cat fucking sick.
LesserEvils
I've been on this website long enough to know better than that...
ChiLLeCheeze
Fingerpaints can't be bad I said. I was wrong. So very wrong.
TiggleDiggle
https://i.gyazo.com/e10e6b3b56641d905abfd22af65bedb5.png
icicledrops
No jarsquatter? ...that one did me in...you can't come back from that
ASWheeler
Satisfaction gave it the tools to make life stick
revcleo
None of these are that bad. Why do people freak out? It's not like you can smell them or have to clean them.
gypsy1736
Someone needs to make 20 things to search to make you feel better after this list..
ThatGuyPerseus
I mean, it did kill the Kerouac Cat.
Skiba
Yeah but it also taught the dog in me how to Fap!
ZeusWayne
Now tell me again why i shouldnt dearch the "Tub Girl"!!
CPTNNemo
blue waffle should be save to search nowadays, there is also one more - one man one jar enjoy the fucking view ;)
trustystranger
Inside the cold painting , curiosity could be your cross.
RyeInACan
I've seen 3 before. 2 were utterly horrifying. i now have trypophobia. Holy shit. If you don't want to see live worms spewing out of /2
RyeInACan
rotting flesh, i suggest never searching it. Actually. It was a Pewdiepie video (of all things) which did it to me.
RegginaPhalange
Googled Tryptophobia. I know have it as well. Gaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh. Blaaaggghgghhhhhh
eli808
Fuuuuuuck. I had blocked that memory...
Jigsaw68
And so it returns
LaTransDragon
No satisfaction could bring it back
imrizzy
... how you hangin in there?
demcottontoes
As a 25 yr old guy who used to frequent 4chan at 13, seeing it now is so much worse.
RegisteredAirplaneDoctor
That's why you get your immunity shots got this shit at a young age do you can be (mostly) prepared. Like me.
Zyrixion
As a 26 year old guy who remembers zippo cat from the old days of 4chan, that place taught me to listen when someone says not to google it.
imrizzy
yuck. yeah im not even chancing that. deep breath
dekket
A few hundred therapy sessions and a metric fuck ton of zoloft should clear it right up.
eetsumkaus
well, it's not hanging anymore, but thanks for asking
DoOrDieSlowly
Really? Fingerpaint had him moving....
MarilynAdams
Why do people hate their genitals so much?
BigBoyBillClinton
Most of the genital-related things here involve horrible things happening to genitals.
Saukoeter
Drugs ? I also wondered
Iwantagoddamnlitreofcola
That pain Olympics video was faked
tiggerscocain
1 guy 1 jar.....gave me nightmares
failurez
2 guys 1 horse. Don't even try.
theportraitssecretinattackmode
Oh god, I saw that one too. So...much...red stuff:
PixieVixie
I fainted.......
pervertonholidays
He's also the guy from 'one guy, one screwdriver'
Solkanarmy
I watched all the way to the end just to see what would happen when he stood up
ForReasonsOfScience
Well then you definitely shouldn't watch "3 guys, 1 hammer" or the guys more formally referred to as the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs.
zerothoughtgiven
Reminds me of this Darwin award winner: http://1000waystodie.wikia.com/wiki/Mercury_in_Uranus
FuzzyX
I would recommend 1 guy 1 jar just so people learn to NEVER DO THAT.
TacTundra
Also, 1 man 1 horse (I'm guessing that's the title) the guy obviously died, because someone might as well have shoved a sword through him
Nalamimi
my cousin saw that...and let's say he has a weak stomach. XCCC
SpikeTheGoat
The fact that he was so utterly calm (or seemed it) as you heard glass clanking around and globs falling out... yech.
LosPer
I was shattered afterward...
JohnnyComeLast
Already seen every one of these, nothing compared to the Encyclopedia Dramatica: Offended page
ThePastmaster
I'm curious about Eel Girl and 4 Girls Finger Painting.
Orennic
Eel girl basically swallow a guy whole and he is still alive in her stomach
beeratius
Oh huh, I was thinking of eel soup / swimming upstream
ThePastmaster
Encyclopedia Dramatica says otherwise. The gif was enough. Shitting tiny eels. I think it was shitting at least.
iforgotmylastaccount
Urban Dictionary says they were stuffed into the other hole and.. "quiffed" out by another girl.
ThePastmaster
I only watched the gif.
LanaDelReyy
You mean swallowing an eel?
SilverSound
tommyba01
I donĀ“t know how but somehow my friends made me watch two kids one sandbox ...
SilverSound
Update:
TheNygma
XanCrews
thundergrunt
Well played sir!