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Jan 23, 2017 11:58 PM
IdealizeLife
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MissPammie
Petedogs
As parents we spend a lot of time keeping our kids from accidentally killing themselves. It never really turns off.
Camali45
As a mom I can confirm if your not arms length away your on the edge.
BlackAssMamaWhiteAssDaddy
What I'm doing vs how I feel. Vertigo like a muhfugga
LyricalKaos
Your sight is in third person?
IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
Erratum: What your mom dreams when you are 40 and still live with your parents.
technicolorsound
ridiculous premise, check. bad photoshop, check. use of previous meme, check.
CatsAndNinjas
As a mom, that is 100% accurate.
Lucywants
That has been a recurrent dream since I was a child
captainri
If only Eric Clapton cared as much as this mom.
LunarApocalypse
AKA, what acrophobes see. Speaking from experience
ILikeSciFi
I feel this way about myself
HolyHellJezebel
You need to add someone offering you weed too.
Beartornado
I wish I could view reality as if it were edited with MS paint.
guannabislord
@IMakeShittyMSPaintPaintings
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodydothedinosaur
"This thing is so unspeakably shitty I seem to be having a hard time even holding it"
RelevantForOnce
You see yourself?????
ifanyonescurious
That toe strength
IdealizeLife
ClickityDoucheBabaGanoosh
"For the love of God Eric! Stay away from the edge! You know what happened to little Joey from down the street..."
Klnwltrnk
The same thing that happened to Eric Clapton's son?
DigitalRochambeau
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"Yeah well mum the difference between little Joey and me is that little Joey is a fucking retard"
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ChaosZR1
This makes it sound like you pushed him @OP
ApparentlyDaAsianIsTakenByOtherAsiansThisIsSad
RavennaMagnus
Yeah, I pushed him off. I ain't pushing myself off, ma!
TheGuyWithTheDragonTattoo
Ya OK mom, like someone will push me off cause I have a better yu gi oh deck then they do. I swear im the best yo gi aahhhhhhhhh.
smithsmithson
...He got mauled by a bear
sentmepicturesofhomemadebeefjerky
Yeah he fell off the balcony and died and was mulles
IronOxideMan
That's what Eric Clapton saw too
ap70
Logged in to upvote your comment, you magnificent bastard. See you in hell.
paulpounder
BillNyeYourMomsAGuy
BlackAssMamaWhiteAssDaddy
Woof. Kind of stuffy in here. Someone open a window
delilahviolet
Username Archer's Ringtone?
ToasterHawk
Mulatto butts?