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Animated map showing change in land mass under the worst case scenario for rising sea level.
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Animated map showing change in land mass under the worst case scenario for rising sea level.
somegur
I wonder if that last orange dot in central fl is Bok Tower.
palfreygames
Ok when Florida is gone, then we'll make some changes to the environment
DestroXAvalon
Tallest points in Florida are landfills, they would remain with Florida Mans' house ontop.
KyleZombie
Hint: we'll all be dead by that point anyway.
OnlyBones
Im going to sell my house to Aquaman!
zmanjace733
There it is!
purdhapley
Someoneisinmyhead
What's the problem?
stronomer
Greenland melting is +6m (+18ft), Antarctica melting is +60m (+180ft).
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
#MakeAntarcticaGreenAgain
TheUnstoppableWampas
This is what I've been waiting for since I know oil companies would rather kill millions than have lower profits for a few years.
n0n53n53
bakamono
Florida Man would become a thing of myth and legend: stories told to scare the kids into paying attention in school.
YouBeTrollin
YouUselessTwat
otiumCatulli
This is exactly what someone needed to post
Mikeherbie
I came to the comments specifically looking for this
TheRimOfTheSky
You don't want that to happen. Trust me.
Estoyp00ping
Until Florida man shows up living next door to you.
LeopoldButtersStotc
Exactly. Florida man is mostly isolated atm, generally only leaving to raid the capital..
WeaponizedJerk
You realize Florida isn't the only place on earth that this would happen, right?
LateChrononaut
WhoAteAllTheBananasAndTookAShitOnTheCarpet
At last, an argument FOR global warming
TheGhostofCarrieFisher
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Best thing? Bugs was proving himself to be a real menace by depriving the US of something very valuable. https://dai.ly/x6h4yse
theflavorsavor
I was looking for this.
PinkEater
Me three.
TheGhostofCarrieFisher
As I was so I posted it You're welcome
AlligatorLoki
You mean continents don’t float? /s
7degreesfromkevinbacon
Like Guam does? If we're not careful it might tip over.
Lemmingofdarkestnight
Couldn't happen to a nicer swamp.
FelixTheAnimator
I feel bad for the panthers.
Lemmingofdarkestnight
Why? They play out of Carolina? Oh but all the Floridians will move to the Carolinas... you're right that's awful.
FelixTheAnimator
I meant the endangered species.
Vamp13
This is next level 4d chess. No one here will argue for reduced greenhouse emissions if the opposite means we get rid of Florida
Untothesun
Learn to swim
slipmagt
I'm in South Carolina and my house is approximately 46 feet above sea level. So I'm not a fan of this.
treed240z
Maybe it's time to start giving a shit about the environment?
Feralkyn
Ah, yes, global warming rests on this one single South Carolinian's hands.
slipmagt
I'm sorry about the billions of gallons of crude oil that I spilled into the ocean. I won't do it again.
Feralkyn
Thanks fam
AncientSeraph
I live in the Netherlands so it's single digits meters for me, but we'll just build a wall to keep the dolphins out.
Whelpthisisawkward2
Consider selling and moving inland sooner rather than later. Eventually it will become difficult to sell properties that will submerge.
limbodog
If all glaciers melt I think Florida will be the least of our problems
pareidoliaperson
The Dutch will stay afloat tho.
limbodog
Maybe. That hot a planet will have devastating storms
pareidoliaperson
It won't be hot cos glacier ice will be in the water duh
eetsumkaus
yeah, I don't think even the most pessimistic climate change models have that happening...
kaiserkevin
https://i.redd.it/57yc9t4mwko31.png Highly populated region around the world would be underwater, including huge regions in Asia.
Arcanoodledriver
Yes, the first of our problems would be where Florida man goes.
globalt38
We'll build that wall and make FL pay for it!
venomlash
Coastal cities inundated worldwide, plus a collapse of ocean ecosystems from fucking up salinity and thermohaline circulation.
MyleKeville
Jokes on you, I’ll just spend my time on the Pirates Of the Caribbean ride at Disney World.
Alfadorfox
You laugh, but don't underestimate the power of Disney to lobby for climate science when it suddenly begins to affect their profits.
palfreygames
What is the timeline
DaOutlaw
And every other coastal state is in the clear? Also, maybe we can just tip the flat earth and let the water run off the edge into space...
Dreigiau
florida's flat. the eastern seaboard has the appalachians going for it, but the western seaboard might not be close enough to the rockies
youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
Some more than others FL is a swamp as it is, so is LA. Others may just lose portions as opposed to the entire state
cjorl
Gotta imagine +230 feet of sea level is going to erase a lot more than just Florida, tho
the5thguy
Oh no, not Delaware! /s
bbherMlemPlayer
What makes you think they'll GO??
FartyMcDumpstein
https://www.freemaptools.com/elevation-finder.htm
OfficialCommentFromCorporate
But I’ll own beach front property.
AmurTiger
Berlin becomes coastal, east China gets screwed but parts of Vancouver remain! Elevation is tricky.
FartyMcDumpstein
The house I grew up in 20 miles north of NYC is +280. The town center is +150.
Kabibble
Houston gone too
JanglesPrime
Dallas will have some nice beaches though.
FelixTheAnimator
The closest beach will be round Shreveport.
Kabibble
Nah the coast won’t even make it to central texas, much less north Texas
NuclearMonk
Yeah, but as silver linings go...
Whatwhatsomethingbutt
Essentially all the coasts and the Missouri Valley too. Hello oceanfront property in Kansas City.
FartyMcDumpstein
The river in KC is about +800, and in STL it's +400. For a realistic one, Memphis is +200. But for more wild context, Lake Ontario is +240.
butttunnle
Yah cali would be mostly f’d, New York too
leodavinci1
California's Central Vally may become an inland sea.
Voidhawk42
40% of the worlds pop live within 100km (60miles) of the coast. The refugee displacement alone will destroy our civilisation.
nasukkin
Yes, and sadly it is already too late to stop it for many Pacific Island cultures. We have literally committed genocide by not fixing this.
leodavinci1
Not likely. It will change, as civilizations always have.
Voidhawk42
It will destroy OUR civilisation. Not the concept of them. The human species will survive, but likely in a state that is far less pleasant.
sophiadalke
Yeah, right. We were so crushed by the loss of doggerland. It's paltry. Small changes over long periods. But keep jerkin it to the drama.
Voidhawk42
"Change" massively undersells the turmoil, horror, loss of life, and social/technological setback of such a massive discontinuity.
sophiadalke
The Day After Tomorrow is not a documentary.
retropilot
It would if it happened instantaneously but this is a gradual process which happens over many decades if not hundreds of years
erroniousmaximus
How fast do you think populations will change over that same time
Voidhawk42
Even spread over a century, multiple BILLION refugees is not trivial. And it gets compounded by the loss of fertile land and infrastructure.
leechdemon
Totally. 40% of 7B is still 3B people; even if that's in 100 years, that's 30M refugees... every year.
leodavinci1
Coastal land is not typically fertile land of the type where most of the world's food is grown. That's inland.
Voidhawk42
Desertification, dustbowls, increased incidence of hurricanes and floods: all famine-causing and all outputs of runaway climate change.
AxolotlInATopHat
While true, the people and infrastructure moving inland en masse would require less populated inland to be converted, & turn some fertile >
shyriath
I'mma end up with seaside property, tho. Possibly. Might be some wiggle room on WHICH side, of course...
AmHumanNotLizardMan
CAN the ocean even rise that much? I thought the most we'd see if all earth's ice melted was a few meters. Devastating but not 200+ft
ElbowDeepInUserSub
"If all glaciers and ice sheets melted, global sea level would rise by more than 195 feet (60 meters)." - Courtesy of NASA
gggihgg
That's not a source.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
You can feel free to believe or disbelieve some of the best scientific minds in the world and their extensive body of data.
gggihgg
You can feel free to be a dick head but I wanted a source. You didn't provide anything.
callmethelizardqueen
Okay but is that even a possibility?
ElbowDeepInUserSub
Average depth of the ocean = 12100ft, polar ice = 1.74% of all water, 1.74% of 12100 = 210.54
kyzentun
Where will Florida Man move to?
JackieTreehornProductions
a houseboat. Hell he probably already lives on one.
Rookvlees
There’s an ad campaign to reduce carbon emissions right there. Don’t want Florida man as your new neighbor? Switch to electric.
eodtalley
Hopefully not back to the White House.
TheOldSchoolisBack
Into your neighborhood
TheGregOutdoors
This is reason enough to stop climate change.
bliblablu350
They deny the problem and drown. The clerics will call it the 2nd big flood and the baptists will build arches.
ScifiMatt72
Dont worry. He already has a vacation trailer in Georgia.
Cvpigunguy
To Florida 2: Son Of Florida
aPokal
Lowrida
Kevo1991
Trump?
MasterMookie
Who are they gonna sell their property to? Fucking Aquaman?!
NaughtyCannibal
Ohio.
Emperorofman
Reno
Ruik
Wherever the hurricanes take them.
thatunpleasantfeeling
Your town.
gtollie
There’s still a couple of spots left in the panhandle. More than enough room to continue with the shenanigans
cargys
Underwater.
effigyoma
Georgia, probably.
Maaatth
They'll be resettled in Russia. They'll fit in fine.
MrNardtastic
Ur neighborhood. Only u can prevent this. Lower ur carbon footprint or i will find u and move in next door and drive ur prop value down
Lobo82
He will be Florida Aquaman
Nooneinfamous
Move? Pffft. You know you can put pontoons on mobile homes, right?
fregeek
He’ll become Georgia Man or Alabama Man.
GrandPubabofMoldistan
Aquaflorida Man
thelegendofthetwistednavigator
That's a threat, right? That definitely sounds like a threat
wkearney99
have you MET georgia or alabama folks?
GoatanamoBay
Under the sea, under the sea
OhIfIMust
There'll be no accusations, just friendly crustaceans!
komododave
The lost city of Atlanta.
XanderJ9
He’ll become the king of Atlantis of course. Just gotta convince them they’ll become mermaids... not hard if u ask me.
CmfMttnPpl
That tiny little dot in the middle
SaltzPile
They all are transplants right? So back where they came from : D
PoliticalMayhem
Your state, that is why we need to stop climate change
pastramionrye
Where do you think the Smokers in Waterworld were from? You don’t get that good at Jetskiing in Sheboygan
nonCanadianGoose
That’s the problem, stop global warming to keep Floridians where they are
pastramionrye
Your state.
TotalGarbage
Ohio
wingweaver415
Not all of Florida wouodnbe underwater
Luthierfer
Your street.
DonKeydic
New floridian
rhmrcScifiBandit
He could be anywhere. Maybe in this very movie theatre!
redbaronshotsauce
To that little speck left at the top center ish area
webx9001
An equal state just as stupid that ranks low in education. Alabama or Kentucky
sarcasticxbarista
North Carolina says no thanks when asked if FM can stay on the couch over the next week or so
DinoRodeo
Probably become boat dwelling nomads
BlastingRopeToWaluigiHentai
Alabama.
Dankking
Indiana
neutrik
He'll become... Florida Aquaman!
ColoradoSquid
This will give rise to Georgia Man!
AngeloSchilling
Build the (Florida) wall. Don't let 'em in!
JasonNakanishi
Texas hopefully
GeneFerguson42
Georgia or Texas
EarthDiedScreamin
Nowhere? He will convince himself its fake and drown
levelor
Trust me they've begun to migrate north.
MrOsmo
As opposed to what? South?
levelor
RandywithanI
I’m sure their government will deny global warming right up until the pan handle goes under.
Dcep
I live in north Alabama. Perhaps we will have even more nutcases up here lol.
RooGryphon
Georgia with there cousins
unpunnyfuns
According to Ben Shapiro, they can just sell their property and move. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9FGRkqUdf8
Colonuppercased
"to who ben?! Fucking aquaman?!"
ilovebigmutts
Waterworld
Kahmael
eetsumkaus
oh my god, the movie makes so much sense now
ilovebigmutts
I know, right?
Falkh12
They are searching for the land of legends, Dryland. Also known as Georgia, or Alabama
theguywiththevoice
A boat?
trapperjohnmd
Have you ever seen the movie “Waterworld”? All those people, “the smokers” used to live in Florida
theresnobellhopB
fury2neon
Back to the MidWest where they came from.
m4dm4n
"The nuts all roll downhill to Florida..."
FelineFatal
Tons from NJ and NY. They proudly spew their over emphasized native accent. There are a couple serial killers from WA too.
pptninja
ihavethelowground
Thats Ohio basically
originaljbw
We don't want the trash back
fury2neon
And Michigan.
Dinos91
Dave Barry described it like a tube in a rat cage. Only the really dumb ones can't find their way back out again
NotTheDevilYouKnow
As a Florida native, yeah that’s correct. Out of all my friends from HS, only two were natives.
Tyrantin
Newyork
MrOsmo
You got that backwards
69thStPepper
Georgia, Alabama, and Louisiana
BlastingRopeToWaluigiHentai
HassyWan
2066 kids: “did you see the new Georgia-Man meme!?” Me: “back in my day he was Florida-man”. Kids: “wtf is Florida!?”
krowonod
Nah, Louisiana will also be under water.
69thStPepper
Fair point. Texas, then
DeadyBearr
Parts of texas will prolly go too tbh
69thStPepper
Certainly, but there's a lot of Texas to go around
picofrog
SgtDefaultGN
SquirrelRave
Bok tower survives?
sanman513
Just thought the same thing!!!
Cargobiker530
I'm pretty sure that's a mountain of garbage.
BritishGingerLefty
You mean there are places in Florida that aren’t?
PhoenixPerson
As a native Miamian, solid burn. Take your +1
WeylandYutaniCorp
Ironically, that's the top of the amusement park ride known as Splash Mountain.
Orionsdick
You think this is a good thing because Florida won’t exist anymore, but where are all those idiots going to go
ImJoeCooper
Swimming.
HelloFellowMillennials
I have a kayak. I can live on iguana. DeSantits will take care of me.
withfrigginlasers
It'll turn into waterworld: florida
notsoslyguy
Atlantis
ActionJohnnie
Swimming?
ukalliq
Swimming?
idontevenlookatusernames
Twist: Mexico
TopherE
And their boa snakes, iguanas, alligators and meth-heads.
Coneamahfone
New Atlantis
EmCeeMiNacion
I say we extradite them to texas, because for sure by then texit would have happened. They'll fit right in.
duffman3335
UNDER DA SEA!!!
srs00
We're not all idiots, asshat. But Texas is the plan ?
AninOnin
Ugh. You had to undermine your own statement. Now they think we're all Republican morons on bath salts.
srs00
I'm not that conservative but I don't mind a place with no income tax.
ButtPlugProductTester
You guys are getting bath salts?
pdhackley
Who cares!
MindOfMobius
underwater?
LizardEnterprises
Given their response to Covid I firmly believe about half of them will refuse to believe the ocean is real until shortly after they drown...
thishousesmellslikefish
Alabama or Mississippi?
furrnandovalenzuela
To the bottom of the ocean hopefully
sometimesifeellikeanut
New Florida
RedFlameGamer
Let em stay riiiiight where they are.
TheOldSchoolisBack
My Florida house is 15 feet above sea level. When it becomes unlivable, I’m moving in next door to you.
theMayanStallion
Going down with the ship
Iliekbirbs
Underwater
carlsagansghost
Hopefully they drown.
lem888
A pineapple under the sea.
halcyon742
New Jersey.
MrOsmo
You've got that backwards
bacononbacon
Tennessee
gecko08
Build a wall at the state border. I mean do it anyway because.... damn.
ReaperCDN
Haven't you learned anything from Ben Shapiro? They'll just sell and move. No it doesn't make sense. When does that stop Florida?
swearty
no worries, they'll keep denying climate change even when they're houses are underwater.
jojoyojimbi
but they'll expect socialism to bail them out so they can buy another house
Chainhealer
Their*
swearty
brain burp - confusing 'they're underwater' and 'their houses are underwater'... shame on me
bloodystupidusername
Well they don’t believe in climate change either, so they’ll drown. Fox will tell them it’s fake
DukeDarkwood
crowkiller06
You say "they" like it's every Floridian. It's not. It's only about 70% of them. The rest of us actually believe in science.
UrbanPandaWarfare
Also, the comment doesn't consider that most of the "idiots" are not native Floridians. They will just go be idiots in their home states.
wanderingmanimal
*Floridiots
walaishy
Idiots won't leave. They'll be determined to fight the sea and make Caligula proud. Anyway, Fox News will convince them it's a hoax.
wherethehorriblethingsare
This is really not convincing me to reduce my greenhouse emissions.
AvengeTheCompanionCube
I think I’m going to start making more now that I have this information!
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
Those people will go somewhere, that might be your home town.
saysomethingcool
Right? Every single one of these types I've seen over the years, my only reaction is "promise?"
rollerskateorgies
The animation would be similar or worse for every coastal region on the planet.
kaiserkevin
https://i.redd.it/57yc9t4mwko31.png The land lost in Asia would lead to WW3
RabidDingo
I see what you did there...
Ireallyhavenoideawhatimdoing
After seeing this, I ran outside and sprayed 3 cans of spray paint into the atmosphere to help
couchPilot
Yet ppl keep fucking moving here, making it almost impossible to afford property
Pokegeologist
Maybe the Smokers will when they burn your attoll colony during a jet ski raid.
backoffman
Not unless you want an army of Florida Man climate refugees flooding your hometown.
backoffman
I say we build a big beautiful wall on Georgia’s southern border and make Florida pay for it.
PhoenixPerson
Hahahaha, we don't even pay for our own shit.
FieryDoom
IT's A nAtuRaL CYclE!
DrMorphDd
robingal1
As an unwilling Florida resident, I agree.
Bendmydickcuminhersnatch
Don't tease us like that.. Can this happen this year?!
10benny
If anything, pump those numbers up and let's get this shit goin faster.
Dokukaeru
Those are rookie numbers.
WeaponizedJerk
The Netherlands is in the same boat.
chichiFregiLover
the world is f..ed up man
tempestfoxthree
1/3rd of the netherlands is already below sea level. They'll just build a bigger sea wall.
Qmanchu62
I think they'll just find a way to float the whole country.
victalany
Sm9yCg
We need MORE Co2
PhoenixPerson
Just remember this works S to N and most of the lefties live in the south.
SparklyUnicorntrainer
Why?
WeShareTheSameSpace
I live in Florida and agree with this guy
chichiFregiLover
do you already see some changes there
WeShareTheSameSpace
Little bit. It's hard to tell because the drainage system in South Florida hasn't been remodeled in forever to keep up with the rain.
WeShareTheSameSpace
Like anytime it rains, which is frequently more than half the year, the streets get flooded with 6inches at minimum. Once i saw it flood 3ft
chichiFregiLover
wow, thx for info
tigercheesesteak
Only a 100ft to go
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
I live in the area just to the left (at the top). I want to move so badly. Please keep killing our planet so these people all drown.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Even if you wanted to keep it, the gif clearly shows it coming back like a second later
ReallyNotSure
1/3rd of human population will have to relocate or die. they come to you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CurmnLKikyI
thealmightywalrus420
Plenty of room in the bible belt. Evangelicals vs Florida Man post apocalyptic gladiator style.
Navrodel
I can't tell you to think kindly of the Florida people, but I would ask you to think of the Florida pumas. Be kind for the big cats.
CatDogGiraffe
As a Dane, please reconsider
DukeDarkwood
NOOO! MY LEGOS!
duhhsaurus
If Florida goes, the nut jobs will come back to the rest of the US. Reduce at all costs.
eetsumkaus
a bunch of the rest of the coasts will be gone too so it kinda balances out
shmoo22
Idea: Saw off Florida and let it drift away on the ocean
Shroomslapz
Fuck I live on the north east coast. I like my state.
Maaatth
Where do you think the crocs and alligators will go, then? Hmm?
redditmcredditface
they may move to your state when theirs goes under water.
TakeTheStairs
is there anything that COULD convince you? is this animation not clear, or its not you, so it doesnt matter?
wherethehorriblethingsare
wherethehorriblethingsare
Just so we're clear: my initial statement was meant to be farcical to the point of ridiculousness. It's literally a laughable position.
TakeTheStairs
i wish things were that obvious on imgur. scanning the comments it seems a bunch of ppl are just "fuck yeah, take that Florida Man!`"
ColonelColon
... that's LITERALLY the joke.
NapoleonDynOmite
*increase
chichiFregiLover
yeah we'll need big 4x4 to be able to cross all that mud x)
DanSandy
Let's burn some more oil!!!
joh775
I can't argue about 70M sea level rise, but 75% of sea lever rise will be due to thermal expansion of sea water not glacier melt.
igetit41
I wonder where the nuts will roll when they can't roll down to Florida? Alaska?
pptninja
Think of it like this. Where do you think the Florida people will go?
iguessthisishowidie
They'll drown, floridians generally cant swim.
RelevantImgurian
Why do you think they’ve been interbreeding to develop gills?
scanerang
Not Europe?
suffragettecity3639
The real message climate changers need to get out.
GrumpyOldMillennial
Texas where they will find fellow kinship with the other idiots.
arthurvanhoudt
Drown?
victalany
As a Californian, not it!
newKnew
Unda da sea
sonicthemariomasterchief
"Hakuna Matata mother fucker!" G.G.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
To the bottom of the ocean, it looks like.
kwyjjibo
Nowhere? They will deny the sea level change conspiracy, call it oceanic socialism and drown in defiance
GoAway96
We can only hope
LookAtAllTheseSpices
ultradongle
That was my first thought too, although I live at the coast in NC so I will be equally as boned.
nclu
TheStateOfDenial
TheYoungerChrisEvans
Right, because they flee from tornados and hurricanes when those natural disaster come along lol
CgnCalling
Right. It must be a Great Wall. An insurmountable wall. Some say „ perhaps the best wall.“ Build that wall, Build that wall!
SilenceMontane
Into the sea hopefully
stevethegr8t
Maybe they’ll stay too long like they do for hurricanes and there won’t be anyone left that needs to move.
anengineerandacat
To the new coast line? And the soon to be rich will see and move inland, beach real estate is beach real estate.
williamtowel
Nah, you cant have icebergs melt to that degree with only the coast line being affected. the heat would be immense, apocalypse level...
williamtowel
of famine, I think 40% of Mexico under water, and EVERY coastline receding your talking about 100 of millions displaced. No one will be...
williamtowel
"yay my house is beach front!" cause most will be starving to death.
FarQuad
KilroyLichking
ah the lost city of atlanta
Nilliks6
Hell.
usermainboredom101
imagine a place with the name New Florida...
NightfallEverdark
Given how they react to news they want to disagree with? Nowhere. They will stay in their homes and insist Trump is going to build a wall.
Rogermooreseyebrow
Depends on whether you BUILD THAT WALL!
ReidPalmquist
Hah, the ones you're worried about won't go anywhere. They'll build artificial islands that become hyper wealthy enclaves of asshats 1/2
ReidPalmquist
That say things like 'welp why didn't you pull your land up by its bootstraps hurr de durr'
cheekysheikhy
Oh fuck! Quickly everyone! Start throwing your freezer ice cubes in the nearest bodies of water! It’s not too late!
tuller29
I’m pretty sure Water World was just Floridians while the rest of the world was mildly inconvenienced.
BitsofFiction
Did you ever watch the episode of Futurama about the lost city of Atlanta? Something like that i guess.
orbitn
Probably to hell when they die.. just to bug me when i'm there
munchymeal
According to Ben Shapiro they’ll just SeLl ThEiR HoUsEs and move somewhere else...
Tigersterne
FACTS! LOGIC! REASON!
ButteredNoodleDriver
I'm sure that approach will have similar success to the national flood insurance program's assumption that people will leave flood areas
kosherpork
Just listed: Great house RIGHT on the ocean, you won't believe these views, stay in touch with nature, quiet neighborhood, no taxes.
Einherion
No taxes????? Well hot damn! It is a shame our skin cant handle all the water cause we could totally get air down their easily enough.
pptninja
To whom, Benny boy?!? Who are they supposed to sell to? I dislike that tiny, disingenuous, racist, sad excuse for a man more everyday.
burningeagle
I read this in John Oliver’s voice.
pptninja
I was going for a Cody Johnston, but John Oliver works too.
Whatsthepawssword
Uhhhhh Dolphins?
Nomicon
Don’t be silly mate, they’re clearly gonna sell them to spongebob and his folks.
mustang2733
Why do you think I'd want their houses? There'd be too much seafront, seaback, seaside, and sea flooding for my tastes
QuetzalcoatI
Curious.
AquaHair
How is he racist? What now? (Genuine question)
pptninja
Claims systemic racism doesn't exist saying minorities aren't trying hard enough. Has made repeated racist remarks about Palestinians 1/2
Himser
Well... its a bunch of rich people.. so naturally the taxpayer will buy them.
Oogibah
Sad but true
solsactual
Wow. That's sad
Blightsteel101
Aquaman
bohjeenie
Was also thinking about the Atlantean housing crisis.
JohnnySilverballs
"It's pronounced SEA-man!"
Arbitrarynamehere
*fUcKiNg AqUaMaN!
SharkyDaShark13
Trust me, Floridians are weird AF
ialwaysexpectthespanishinqusition
Just one small problem: sell their house to who ben? Ducking aquaman?
totallyexcite
orbitn
That was the absolute funniest shit i had seen in a long time on youtube. The ax really made it work.
zoeelane201
Anybody got sauce? I remember this but it's been so long I wouldn't even know what to Google to find it
ButteredNoodleDriver
Umm, crab people? Obviously?
enkrypt3d
Craaab people Craaab people
Zephronias
Loving all the HBomb references.
RelartOfGivia
I see he is as well versed in realestate as in female anatomy and it's relative moisture.
TheVoiceOfMorganFreeman
He should know about the female anatomy his wife is a doctor.
Saker82
We all know she told him that to avoid telling him he does nothing for her sexually.
MrBiggles1123
As a Georgian, it's highly motivating.
thedarklord187
Once they have nowhere to live they will move into your state
Jatenffxiv
It's cool, they'll see their houses and move. I'm not sure if aquaman is interested in new property
DeathBy1000PaperCuts
70% of Florida residents are not born in the state. So they'll probably just stay where they're at instead of emigrating.
wherethehorriblethingsare
My state is reliably red anyway and their outrage is useful for bilking them out of money. Let them come.
TheBeardlyOne
Oklahoma?
TheBeardlyOne
Just like California now
Wraithofspades
As a native Floridian, I have to ask; how can I *increase* my emissions?
misspoopsalot
What if New Zealand disappears?
wherethehorriblethingsare
The map companies have forgotten they exist already.
ProppaGanda
It has mountains, those will stay
vicvalour
United States of Florida
Lovingimpaler
Damn, that's dark. *sensible chuckle*
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
*Me, spraying a can in the air outside, while burning tires, and running every single one of my cars* I know right?
iguessthisishowidie
Right? I was just like, "good riddance dirt bags."
TakeTheStairs
yeah the good thing is that 70m of sea level rise will only affect Florida
ZorkFox
We’d lose Kennedy Space Center. D:
smittyatyou
Fuck Florida right