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Cooked for mom on Mother's Day
Fun fact: if you try to be fancy and buy purple asparagus, it doesn't matter cause they turn green anyways
Aimed for rare to medium rare
Dontfuckwithtinyhippo
mmm tasty mushies
lifeisapicnic
This is special.
lostwombat
Vegan coming back party.
onecnote
mmm surf and turf
flamadiddletap
Ya did good-
ByThePowerOfGrayskull
That's childing done right.
MsGenericEnough
Excellent! My child visited the internet, ate all our food, washed his clothes here, "borrowed" five bucks, and had me give him a hair cut.
babyherc
Borrow half your genetics back.
gooberhead
and you loved every moment of it, if you are anything like us
MsGenericEnough
I got me a visit, so yeah. ^_^
deepbullet
mostly....just need to lose the greenish stuff and replace it with bacon
antsonrice
You don't replace it with you wrap it in.
Dontfuckwithtinyhippo
or wrap the green stuff in bacon
JM25
We had bacon wrapped jalapeños stuffed with cream cheese for lunch. A day isn't complete without bacon
deepbullet
Especially THIS day.......the day of Mothers.
stpdacct99
Or you could try to eat a little healthier, you disgusting fucking neckbeard
deepbullet
Disgusting I'll accept, but neckbeard I am not.
Zotar
You missed the important part, you didn't make enough for the rest of us.
TheMonsterWithinYou
This. I'd suck OPs dick/vagina for this kind of meal right now
Cabuuse
I'd do much more than just that for a meal like that. Much more. Like. Butt stuff more.
TheMonsterWithinYou
Maybe butt stuff if they include dessert lol