Mrbuzzking
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The shoe has not been recovered and more than likely hasn't yet landed.
Oct 22, 2017 9:45 PM
Mrbuzzking
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The shoe has not been recovered and more than likely hasn't yet landed.
BoomIgotyourwalletBoomIgotyourphilliestickets
What goes flying and how does it go so far
kerflufflesmash
Hard to tell but based on the title, I'm guessing it's her shoe...
88wut
Road rash on the shoeless foot?
erikmn
R3 = 300cc motorcycle = glorified moped.
lerzz
I like how he kept a steady pace
TheGingerBatman
Pretty damn impressive to pop up the front on an R3 though. Had to pop the clutch hard to do that.
weber468
Hahaa I was thinking the exact same thing.. must've wound it up and fully pulled the clutch in/out
AutonomousDorkBot
I once watched a guy put a frend's bike in the back of someone's pickup truck in the same fashion. $10k in damage to the bike and the truck.
erbiumyttriumytterbium
Don't do this shit. Someone wants to ride? Make them take an MSF course. 125s and 250s, closed course, trained instructors.
ohwhereohwhereismyhairbrush
That's a 300cc right there. I agree with you, but still.
thatoneguychapman
Who the fuck learns to ride on a superbike
936tamck2018
What a dumbass
thesobernihilist
I bet they have a brief for this on whatever base this is.
MrYazzieYazz
Best part is that his bros checked on him first, and didn't run after the bike. Good shit right there.
Ungodlylongusernamefornogoodreasoninparticular
I would've made sure the bike isn't gonna hurt anyone else, but in the video it sounds like it crashes and he prolly saw it
esamoos
I think its sweet he went to make sure she was okay rather than save the bike.
sirplayerone
*cuts to shoe flying through space as "shooting stars" plays*
dewfuss
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SHOE?!
vonKaiser
SUPER LA CHANCLA ATTACK!!!!
kerflufflesmash
Look for the dent in the car bumper... from her foot I guess... I'm sure she had some pretty bad injuries...
BerryTreat
Yeah, if that’s where the shoe went, what’s the foot look like?
Paranoimia
Surely a true biker would check on his ride before anything else?
Grayhoof85
Severe reality glitch reported at [REDACTED] on [REDACTED]. Shoe supposedly remains in orbit around Earth.
HeWhoControlsThePantsControlsTheGalaxy
Breaking a wild motorcycle can be tough work.
HeWhoControlsThePantsControlsTheGalaxy
Get it...like a horse. Okay, I'll see myself out.
CeramicMug
Houston this is ISS, we just saw a shoe fly outside?? I think it might be on fire.
ReyManolo
just think about being hit by that flying shoe
TrundleTheGr8
Like stanley yelnats
frontsightfocus
Better with sound sauce: https://m.liveleak.com/view?i=731_1508556251
batman23
Is she saying she can’t feel her legs at the end??
kog29023
Sounds like it.
Saustino
Omg you are awesome!! That fucking howling!
BlakeHouse
Hahaha haha Oh God that retarded crying
Maldraek
Terrifying with sound
Jaimekilledkenny
I'm pretty sure that shoe reached escape velocity.
oyoyoyyyyy
Following shoemaker levy
RamirezGoDoEverything
nah it's just hanging out with my sides:
henrysnugglemonster
I was very hurt..and my shoes fell off.
CeramicMug
Houston this is ISS, we just saw a shoe fly outside?? I think it might be on fire.
PresumablyPyro
Why can't I upvote this more?
sweggergoat
We need to talk about how that happened, because I'm gonna lose sleep over this.
phototraveler
She hit her leg on a car, you can see the broke bumper at the end
sweggergoat
Damn, you're right. I was thinking of something a little more complex...
Splitlicker
And some say it's still going to this day.
Arachnoqobia
Literally the first thing you tell a new rider is pull the clutch in if shit starts hitting the fan. The teacher fucked up here.
LeadByBadExample
But if you've only ever driven cars with autmatic transmissions, you will have no reason to know how a clutch works.
OhManIHopeIDontGetOneOfThoseLongUsernames
When I taught my sister, before even starting the engine I would randomly say brake or clutch, and didnt start engine until she had it down.
ConflictedOnTheUserName
The bike just drives away... no fucks given
YouNeedtoChill
Like a wild stallion, it can not be tamed.
PoppinLochNessHopster
ConflictedOnTheUserName
Hahahahaha and it stopped then came back to life
IAmGodot
So many mistakes: 1: No gloves and below the ankle shoes. 2: Wrist isn't flat. Results in whiskey throttle. 3: Giving it gas.
IAmGodot
#3 sounds weird but hear me out: When you first start, you should give it no throttle and gently let off the clutch. The bike will still go.
IAmGodot
If you dump the clutch too quickly, bike will stall, but you're okay. If you do it properly the bike will cruise and then practice clutching
IAmGodot
I love getting downvoted when this is literally how MSF teaches new riders
ThePickle
Depends on the bike. Try that on a cruiser and you'll just kill it.
IAmGodot
True but the R3 in the gif will definitely pull a rider without any throttle.
ThePickle
Rider that size maybe, probably stall trying to move my fat ass with no throttle ????
IAmGodot
Unless you're well over 300lbs, shouldn't be a problem. Personally seen 250s go with some pretty large people on top.
Deletingmypastandfuture
ugh. Always take an Motorcycle Safety Course class 3 days of fun, on a beater bike, and you come out knowing shit! & get good boots! GD it
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
In Oregon it's mandatory now. I took it many years ago when I was 17, was a great course, zero regrets.
IAmNotACatISwear
Get good boots? Must be a local thing because I've been in a couple and they don't give you boots.
Ungodlylongusernamefornogoodreasoninparticular
Wow... I think you misunderstood maybe.... I could see where you would misunderstand but uhhh yeah lol
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
Is the motorcycle OK?!!
sneekyleshy
Yir it moved to the countryside, away from all the idiots in the city..
Mrbuzzking
Asking the important questions
TubbzMcgee
Yeah it escaped back into the wild.
testesttest123
Let me teach you how to ride on this insane fast street bike, fuck what could go wrong?
Ungodlylongusernamefornogoodreasoninparticular
I would actually recommend that very bike in the gif to a new rider. Not capable of much over 90mph without a struggle.
OweMiGurd
That's right, the rider was briefed properly. If you're freaking out, grab the clutch and some front brakes.
Desenski
Its an R3... Its agile, not fast.
INeverMakeGoodstuff
I wouldn't say it's insanely fast. It's an R3.
DefinatelyNotTheNSA
300s tend to eat great beginner bikes.
drcurlyfat
Well that's the problem. You really don't want a bike that goes around eating other bikes.
DefinatelyNotTheNSA
Maybe you don't.
drcurlyfat
Well, not for teaching noobs.
Bmxtucker
Sure you do. How else will it get stronger?
HairytheSheep
R3 is a beginers bike, its 320cc
tylerx06
Lower redline than the 300 too so.....
steveo80
Why do people let other people who have no reason attempt to ride their motorcycles? Hey dude can I ride it? Have you ever? Nah. Fuck NO!
darksfather
looks like he's teaching his wife while she comes to visit the barracks.
DrHawkward
Then how do you learn?
Vanbytheriver
Are you retarded?
NortonGuy
I pushed my girlfriend on a moped to teach her steering and stopping - super safe. And how my dad taught me? "Here's the start button".
Repostradamus
He's military so he could probably get her in an MSF course for free or really cheap. Source: I'm military and a certified MSF instructor.
ignorantbastrd
There are learners courses where they use smaller bikes.
GIJoNathan
Small dirt bike, big field, lots of slow proper instruction.
ItsTime4it
Falling with a 250 lb dirt bike on grass is better than a 600lb bike on pavement
Xplode441
Not when you're coming down from six feet in the air.
moto192834
I agree with your point, but just FYI this is a 300cc bike that’s super light. It’s a great learner but she should be in a class first.
ItsTime4it
Its that clutch, brake, throttle thing...If you don't have the coordination dont do it