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Terriblejoker
#8 I could win medals for the best back if Pos2 improves your back. Haaaaaaaaaa gotta love depression.
AskMeIfImFunAtParties
Likewise...
rykinshin
What about upper back pain?
fitlex
Similar postural issues plus probably shoulder issues
PlatypusInterrobang
I have upper back pain. Physical therapy/ the exercises I learned there help me manage.
LeeroyTheBird
What about back upper pain?
Mypatronusisyourmother
What about upper lower pain?
StorellaDeville
Tough shit.
Berdie
Went to a physiotherapist for 2 years just to find out I had to buy a better matress
AaronPankey
Not to be pretentious but no muscle "causes" back pain.
fitlex
Depends on the back pain.
SlothArmy
My best tip for back pain: Just remove back and rinse under slightly cold tap water, leave to dry and install after 24 hours.
HaveYouSeenMyLSD
Hack_the_planet.exe
onepieceofgumleft
Best treatment I've found for lower back pain .....
greggor
Back pain hack:
TheeRealDuke
Doctor say I need a backiotomy.
AR33
I find plenty of walking helps.
fitlex
Yes unless your poor posture and mobility gives you bad walking movement and makes things worse
ramenbrothersandsisters
Check with multiple health professionals first. I had glutes and obliques that wouldn't fire, leading to alignment and SI-joint issues
ramenbrothersandsisters
Doctors were utterly useless for me, because they don't understand alignment so well; but it could have been something else.
killersponge
Please just go to a physiotherapist. The causes for back pain are very diverse and it's very easy to make it worse!
ScarletteDream
The guy in the last pic has a really cute butt <3
LeeroyTheBird
I also have a cute butt. My mom said so.
madwaffler
I have severe spinal stenosis in my lower back and neck, degenerative disc disease, advanced arthritis etc. Please check with a Dr. first.
callmethelizardqueen
Yeah this is muscle pain, not back pain. It took me begging with docs for an mri they thought I was too young for anything beyond muscle.
callmethelizardqueen
After my doc apologized for doubting then told me I'm SOL.
AskMeIfImFunAtParties
I am in exactly the same predicament.
madwaffler
It took me almost 10 years to get a pain doc that would listen to me. I had to too young label branded on me also.
Cuntard
I would add see a "real" Doctor. NOT a chiropractor
madwaffler
I have a Neurologist, Family Doc, Pain Doc, and Orthopedic Surgeon that are my medical team. However, I do see a chiropractor for migraines
madwaffler
That are associated with my Spinal Stenosis in my neck. I've had a dual fusion and bone graft done on my neck and now have two more disc out
Cuntard
to structural damage). it's 100% placebo affect and carries a significant risk of actually exacerbating retain problems. 3/3
Cuntard
plain pseudoscience quackery. show me any evidence at all that chiro actually heals any condition (before and after MRIs showing repair 2/
Cuntard
I have the same back crap that you do. sucks. I just fail to see how seeing a chiropractor does anything to treat a migraine. it's just 1/
madwaffler
Well I went to the chiro with a migraine I'd had for about 4 days. The first time he did an adjustment the migraine went away. That's all.
Kevinmaloneismyspiritanimal
To hack back pains you need a tomahawk
tachikaze316
I mean...hacking the site of the pain with a tomahawk WOULD probably get rid of the pain AND keep it from coming back.
sphincterpleasecone
A bone tomahawk. Know what i mean??!!??
LiterallyYourMom
That's more of a crotch hack.
jesuissausage
I like the hammock :-D As for sitting straight, does not work for me, infact causes pain. My chair is angled 135deg for working.
drmrsthemonarchscleanwhitepanties
I have that foot hammock and it's awful!
360Tableflip
Goodbye hopes and dreams.
rtillerson1
better hack: morphine
vernixi
GO TO A DOCTOR GOD DAMN IT
DickDynasty
I did! They just gave me pills, charged me a large amount of $$ and gave me the link to this post!!
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
that costs money
3point141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105
*Laughs in British*
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
*Cries in oil*
fitlex
Doctors don't know about this, you need a physio
Rastabaxus
Everything is a fucking "hack" these days. It's bullshit!
lcplspanky
Life hack, breathe to extend your life span as it prevents asphyxiation
The22ndDoctor
Unless you're in a garage with the car running.
FartLongerNotHarder
But everyone who's ever done that has died
NegentropyX
Not true. A statistically significant number of people who have ever lived are still alive.
lcplspanky
True, oxygen dependency can be deadly and withdrawal symptoms are even worse than dihydrogen monoxide withdrawal
XeArg
Are you crazy! The oxygen in the air is going to oxidize your lungs, try to breathe as little as possible to extend your life instead!
CompletelyIrrelevantGIF
TheStorytellerComic
you made my night.
Rulan
Seen you a few times, you're doing good work pal, keep it up +1
therocksfannypack
Mightykc
Down voted first till I checked the username +1
youdonegoofed
Why would you downvote that?
Mightykc
Because it was one of the first comments...and it had no context to the post. That's what we do in usersub.
youdonegoofed
So you're a downvote fairy?
Mightykc
No...I down vote Russian gta, selfies with no relevant context, and some of the girly pics. Upvote dogs, kitties, and oc...
TwoCheese
He looks better without the rug
boisterouslamb
Saw username. You did not disappoint. +1
danglerfish
"I must go, my people need me"
bobbynixon
This guy looks like a video game character
MacAttack026
Should also include proper body mechanics while lifting heavy objects. Always.No exceptions.I made that mistake and should have known better
MobileFlowbile
Same, life long sciatica since 16. Always tell people to lift/pull things properly.
spaceystacey
Me too, man, me too
AdolfEngels
I recently had lower back pain, turned out to be kidney stones. See a doctor first before doing this stuff.
DeathsDeathOfRats
Yeah, my lower back pain was (almost) solved my managing my endometriosis. There are many causes and much better to treat the cause.
huizeMellema
Have you try it, maybe kidney stones disappear when you put a pillow under your dick
AdolfEngels
I learnt the only way to get rid of kidney stones is to drink a lot more water and flush them out
Stuebydoo
The biggest difference for me was to not be as fat
MelfsAcidArrow
it has certainly helped me - i noticed that exercise improved muscle tone and posture too
mgombera
When "larger" patients have back pain, docs say to each other it's not a back problem, it's a front problem. Source: orthopedic surgeon here
doodlesdork
For me it was convincing my parents to take me to a chiropractor after years of back pain growing up. Two curves & a rotated vertebrae.
GoneMadBrb
Same here! In fact, everything hurt. Back, knees, feet. I can't believe how much pain I was living with.
IridescentLotus
Yeah I have quite a booty and I can't lay flat because it causes my back to arch too much. That's when I knew I needed a change
darkhavana0512
SuburbanMeerkat
Lol, I always upvote that sassy lassy.
HighMasterLurker
Don't you have the regular muscle pain when you stop working out for a while?
pEdRaTeMpA
Never stop
112864
I was too much underweight, no muscles, and had real pains in the back
vmato92
lmao the truest thing I've ever read
superherozer0
Suffered a herniated disc in my lower back, PT helped. Lost 20 pounds, gained 30 right back. With the last 5-10, my back's gotten worse
ddkong86
I accept that.
CauseImaLaaady
I gained 75lbs with my pregnancy... I officially know what fat pain feels like. I'm down about 50lbs but those lasting 25 still hurt!
AdamClementine
did you give birth to an elephant?
CauseImaLaaady
He was 10lbs. And I dropped 35lbs at delivery in water weight. Thanks.
AdamClementine
THAT SUUUUUUUUUUUCKS
LanaDelReyy
I'm fat and pregnant and holy crap my back hurts so bad
TwoBallsOnePenis
Hey you! Congrats on number 3!
LanaDelReyy
Thanks! So excited!!!
LanaDelReyy
I just went thru your comments trying to figure out when we had a convo!
HippyMama86
Try taking calcium+magnesium at night
CauseImaLaaady
I've never heard this. I'll look into it, thanks!!
HippyMama86
Pregnancy has a way of leaving us deficient. It can really help
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
Lose weight and limber up: hack for a lot of physical things. Squats too.
skiprains
Limber up? Do you mean stretch?
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
I do.
AskMeIfImFunAtParties
Yeah, I'm working on that one. Slow going, I have two fractured vertebrae so I'm also doing therapy for that.
ravenfreak
I gotta ask, did these exercises work?
mormacil
Slow and steady is the way to lasting victory. You'll get there.
Stuebydoo
2/2 had my appendix out, so have slowly been growing in size through boredom and lack of activity, can't wait to get back to work next week
AskMeIfImFunAtParties
Hope you're feeling better.
Stuebydoo
Not too bad, just a little sore every so often. I've managed to watch Stranger Things, and 4 seasons of Orange is the New Black though :)
Yetanotherwaytoolongusername69
I'm bot fat but sometimes when I take a big shit, I crack my lower back. It feels good though haha
stealthrs
May I recommend a weight loss book for you?
AskMeIfImFunAtParties
Sure, whatcha got?
stealthrs
Simple Fat Burn by Cathryn Marshall. I lost 30 pounds, and my mom who gets discouraged easily and "never loses" has lost 25. Easy read 1/2
stealthrs
and only 100 pages. Easy to understand. I started with the coaching from Cathryn. There's diet tweaks not in the book; but, it's a start.
rainspider41
My t10-12 broke, losing weight was the best but those stretches and exercises bring it home.
Stuebydoo
Don't worry, I got fat again... Losing weight, and also some light exercise really helped stretch me out. I've been off work for 6 weeks 1/2
buthowdoyoueven
I'm recovering from knee surgery and just started jogging. I'm having the worst lower back pain of my life. I'll be trying these exercises.
skhicks
You should add some glut exercises in addition to these stretches. Gluts tent to shut off after knee or ankle surgery or just sitting (1/2)
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buthowdoyoueven
Honestly, I was doing okay until I started jogging! I'm going to start yoga everyday + try some glute/hammy exercises.
Stuebydoo
Try more stretching afterwards. Running messed my knee up more than it was before
JustLetMeChangeMyUsername
Back pain: Hacked. *typing on a persons back* "I'm in."
Thisismyusernamenotyoursitsmine
You need more points
KilgoreSturgeon
*typing furiously* I've found the backdoor!
Sp0oky
I had an operation for scoliosis, so that hurt and now I can't DO any of these stretches due to the fact that my spine is fused straight
yourkiddingrightnow
No stretches for you.
MargoMcKnew
Hey, I'm supposed to get an operation for scoliosis, too. Is there anything about it that you wish someone had told you beforehand?
Sp0oky
(1/2) Hmm, not particularly I guess, but I was stuck in the hospital doing nothing all week, so that wasn't fun
Sp0oky
(2/3) and then afterwards it's hard to walk for a number of month, something that I didn't
Sp0oky
(3/4) expect for some reason is that it definitely hurts a lot and it's hard to get comfortable, but you get used to it and you have
Sp0oky
(4/5) lots of painkillers like morphine (which is injected automatically which is nice) to keep everything ok,
IHeartBouncyThings
Somehow none of this helped my herniated disc.
fitlex
A lot of it would but you need to be careful
Chompigator
I'm quite sure it wasn't meant to. See a doctor or do deeper independent research.
theswagslug
And if you have a neck pain just turn your head 360 degrees
scuuubasteve
I find hydrocodone works best
joemoedee
Oxycodone is better. :)
LeeroyTheBird
I learned it from House that Vicodin reigns supreme in terms of pain relief.
Zantek2
yYeah... but... it's not without its side effects, and trust me, I would know. Nausea, dizziness, decreased bladder sensivity,
Zantek2
difficulty urinating, and that's just MY reaction to it. There's an entire laundry list of side effects, and more still with long term use
spaceystacey
Right?!
PrimaMateria
A word of advice from experience: Identify the cause of your back pain before trying any of these otherwise you may cause more harm.
nowitsshowtime
Have any life pain tips?
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DoctorCatDog
Hey me too! Where do you go to hell?
velastria
Very true! Doctor told hubby to do PT for muscle and it made his pain worse bc turns out herniated disc in his L5/S1 and he's only 28 :(
becauseurwrong
Doc referred to PT without x-ray or mri? Might have a negligence case there
velastria
He had had both and he didn't find anything (family doctor) we then went to a specialist after the PT told us to see an orthopedic doc.
becauseurwrong
Oh ok. Good luck to him!
lcplspanky
Slight scoliosis and an inflammation problem (forget the medical name) ibuprofen and a pillow under the side not hurting is all I've found
myrealnameisginger
Thought mine was boobs/poor posture, even started yoga to help. Who knew gallstones can cause back pain? Not me.
quintusfontane
^ Please take heed, especially if it's anything more than occasional minor aches. Serious back injury fucks your life in every non-fun way.
ChrisRossdontstop
Going on 5 years with mine it's the fatigue that gets me I can handle pain or full aches but it wipes me out
quintusfontane
I know that feeling. As my back got worse, the amount of activity I could do fell, as did my overall fitness. Just zero energy all the time.
IanABlakeman
I can completely agree. Suffered back pain for too long and when I went the doctors I was sent to a Physio Therapist and they all helped
pistachiomoustache
Mine is from arthritis. I start PT soon.
FirstAidPoetry
Still trying to figure out my pain. Sore all over, doctors can't find anything wrong and doesn't even seem like trying.
DoctorCatDog
Go to a manual physical therapist. They do more than take a picture. They'll be able to help you!
liathum
Get a second opinion. If you're seeing an orthopedic doctor, hunt down a spinal neurosurgeon. They might be able to help.
FirstAidPoetry
Thanks, trying. In on my third doctor currently.
Tehidort
Seriously. I spent two years stretching and working my back to find out I have a tumor in my spinal canal. Learn before you do!
SuburbanMeerkat
Damn, that is serious. What test or procedure did your doctor do to find it?
Tehidort
An mri because my back pain never went away.
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Tehidort
Surgery is on the 23rd this month. Hopefully post that. Was expecting a blown disk or something. Not that lol
LongGreasyDick
Yes, seriously. And try to get two opinions. I delt with back pain for 18 years before finally having major major surgery
Anfalicious
The surgery is really risky too, doesn't have a high success rate. Glad to hear it worked for you.
GivesMeTrills
A family member of mine is in a wheelchair and has no sensation or movement to his left side due to complications. ????
Anfalicious
Yep. That's extreme, but I've heard a few stories of people whose pain just got worse.
GivesMeTrills
Yep. He received a huge settlement. Like millions, but that obviously is insignificant, as he's wheelchair bound and super depressed.
liathum
I can't stress this enough. I spent 6 months at an Orthopedic clinic for my back pain when in three visits to a spinal neurosurgeon 1/2
liathum
I received a diagnosis and three options in regards to relieving my back pain. Second opinions are worth their weight in gold. 2/2
joemoedee
First Doctor wanted to do a spinal fusion on me. I bailed on that plan and am currently I'm looking for other opinions to fix me up.
liathum
Find a neurosurgeon that's familiar with CoFlex. I got one of those in the L5-S1 region with no loss of flexibility.
joemoedee
Spondyloslisthesis and spinal stenosis has made the day-to-day pretty lousy for me. Hooray for pain medication.
BaklavaMatatas
As a 22 yo with a double discus hernia .. YES
CurbsideWhiskey
Also, I learned if you have a burning pain in your back, don't use heating pads or icy hot. It only makes it worse.
Improbabilitydrive42
Truth Nerve damage is different from a bulging disk is different from a pulled muscle Using the wrong exercise makes it worse Know your body
shutupjennifer
Was told to sleep with a pillow under my knees and on my back. Woke up stiff af and couldn't move for 10min.
CaesarSalad
A chiropractor is typically a good option, imo.
MrBlackWhite
what if you have a weird popping noise and tightness whenever you raise your right leg/ run,,,
LeggomylegoLegolas
Now that you know the secrets of the fire swamp, you can live quite comfortably there for some time.
CulbeJak
Don't run
becauseurwrong
I get this in both legs, but my hip joints aren't too good and chiropractor says the bone-deep popping is tendons. Idk
fkngimpurfect
If there is pain involved around the lumbar/hip region as well, it could be your SI Joint (pelvis) Chiropractor can help
ButteryButtsButterflyCups
Yeah thats my problem. My doctor and physical therapist were no help at all. 2 years later I'm still in pain daily. 21 years old
Snowballs
I get this when I lay on my back and extend me leg all the way up to face the ceiling, when i move it back down it feels like it's (1/2)
Snowballs
(2/2) out of alignment and it pops loudly where I can FEEL it in my brain, but my girlfriend can't hear it happen. Feels weird but no pain.
Snowballs
(3/2) I also have a fucked up back/spine from a car wreck that I never got looked at. It feels like a burning awfulness and pops when i walk
Snowballs
(4/2) When I lay down at night I can cross my legs and flex my body and it POPS loudly a couple times and hurts, but then the tension's gone
skhicks
Sounds like snapping hip syndrome. It's where your iliopsoas tendon (hip flexor that has attachments to the spine and the thigh bone) 1/2
ISolemnlySwearThatIAmUpToNoGood
You should really get this looked at. Start with your primary doctor. He or she can order any imaging (x-rays, MRIs, etc.) and send you(1/3)
ISolemnlySwearThatIAmUpToNoGood
In the right direction (therapy, physical medicine, neurology). It is better to get this assessed now than wait until your condition(2/3)
ISolemnlySwearThatIAmUpToNoGood
potentially worsens to the point where you develop numbness, tingling, or weakness and/or need surgery (3/3).
GodzillaHarddiskson
This. I also remember when I tried to rest away a lumbago. Sweet Lord, biggest mistake of my life
TomRay74
What did you do? I'm on my third day of a lumbago incident and have been told to do what feels best. It has been lying still on a sofa?
GodzillaHarddiskson
Walk, walk, walk. Move as much as you can. If you're staying still it will only get worse. It went from intense pain to full lock and unable
GodzillaHarddiskson
To move overnight. It took two hours to get from bed to the driveway for the trip to the clinic. The only good thing was the pain meds which
GodzillaHarddiskson
I accidentally overdosed the first night and had the best night of my life.
Imjurk
Great info. I've been there too
thesameasyours2
that last one, is also good for when putting it in your gf's butt
ThanosWasRight
It works so good I'm now doing it in my wife's butt.
Manieman
Would it work for the wife too?
lifeofasemicolon
We are sorry to report that the wife model does not come with this feature. Unfortunately, the ring voids this action and the warranty.
RudolftheRedNosedDuck
Or if you have your bed on the floor, have her legs on the bed and crossed, while her butt is just off the bed. My favorite position 5/7
murks
Don't let the kids use that pillow
AmArschdieRaeuber
Or bf's
Imworking
Or when your girlfriend puts it in your butt ;)
silentheaven
and this is why i love the internet
mandadadada
Im jigh as fuck on shrooms. Love u all
DeathByUngaBunga
It's true, ops mom loves this position
Iwasbornapoorblackchild
dobber59
jriley154
Why are you putting a towel in your gf's butt? Oh wait, I gotcha
Kilo11
How else do you clean it?
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
hotrodny
Or if you give her a superhappyfuntime with your mouth/tongue ;)
TheRealestLurker
Can confirm, I'll have your gf say hi next time
Nayruspuppy
Yes. This. I love putting a pillow under my pelvis during anal. Very nice.
IannoneMacaroni
Does it help make it more comfortable? I'm trying to get into it with my partner and any tips are appreciated!!
Nayruspuppy
It betters the angle.
spartaninvicta
And same again if they are on their back and legs are on your shoulders = hits the g-spot
MikeHaggar
SuburbanMeerkat
R.I.P. Señor Wilder
haroldleedoes
Scrolled down for this. Not disappointed
MrRemy
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
thesameasyours2
oh im stealing this gif.
MadDucks
//i.imgur.com/BxBPv.jpg
n3cr0fag0
You didn't scroll much, then.
xochiluvr
I expanded the replies for this.
Goodnewwseveryone
You didn't expand much then
NotACanadian
What what
stormtroopergotmyback
In the butt
NotACanadian
I said what what
halyeahboy
My gf is dead
PraiseMyEggs
No pillow for you
TimeFoDat
Still works on a willing bf.
TheRealCodyBanks
I'm sorry your hand got amputated
NotACanadian
Still works just won't be as warm
danidanig
Nsfl
Detox208
You used the pillow incorrectly
Sickofnotliving
Am married, he used it correctly.