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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etUKqrHaqc4
Jan 10, 2018 9:40 AM
ASinglePieceOfToiletPaper
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etUKqrHaqc4
DeadliestPool
Laticris
KingWilldaBeast
TheTallOneder
Boondock Saints joke?
supersoldier777
You were pretending he was a woman? Totally not gay - that one skit with David bowie
Luchingador
so whats the problem... :P
szepasszony
'the problem is, it's bigger than mine'
Captain200256
rudejohn
The man's name was Ray Jessel and he also had a very interesting career before this funny scene. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Jessel
MrPhukett
*THAN
SaltyInternetPirate
I remember this. She's got a P-E-N-I-S, YES!
Erythrotrichophile
L-O-L-A Lola!
JoeHarkins
as a soon to be 85-yo performer who started at 80, I endorse this message.
piftie9
anyone who knows what love is will understand
Lionholme
The game Pillars of Eternity had to remove a joke like this... cause.... internet. Shame. Good to see some humor still alive.
therealpdawg
iamwang
https://giffiles.alphacoders.com/154/15449.gif
doodleon
Lol ???? he’s awesome ????
SilverStyle
UnrealMensch
I met this awesome guy a few weeks before he passed away. He was performing in my city in Australia and wanted some maps as souvenirs of 1/2
UnrealMensch
his trip. I worked in a Map Shop at the time. He told us about his new life travelling and performing, and how happy and lucky he felt.
ijustcantevenrightnow
watched the sauce. me: wait, heidi klum doesn't let her kids say the "p" word????
HooskerDuuude
Idk why Howard Stern wasn't freaking out like Howie, that song was directly up Howard's alley.
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
It's probably like working as a bouncer at a strip club. Where eventually all the nakedness doesn't make you feel anything anymore.
HooskerDuuude
I guess that makes sense. Although I work at a hospital and nakedness definitely bothers me a bit cause it's never the good kind.
Lostinspace56
That man will always be a legend. The best thing about getting old is having the right to give 0-fucks...
doubleaxle
Fun fact, he wasn't a guy who really needed to, he did this for fun, in his hayday he wrote musicals for Carol Burnett and Dean Martin.
Tivers
I haven’t heard that piece in a long time... not since before the clone wars
TriggerHappyTreeFrog
Since before the fire nation attacked.
ChronologicalMyopia
ilavalamp
ZanarkandAbes
I am not surprised. It isn't a piece the Jedi would have you learning about.
redbaron707
It is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural.
vszawarudo
Where can one learn this power?
7thlevelLazerLotus
Not from American Idol.
iwillcutoutyourheartwithaspoon
I bet he won.
theirishninja
NOPE
Frohan007
Lol why did you get so down voted
duckthatquacks
I know sadly he didn’t win and the only people that win are the little kids who can sing lol. This man should’ve won
Frohan007
I hate people who sing on that show, go on American idol or the voice
Phriendzone
Where’s Stills, Nash, and Young?
icantspellsrry
And too bad it's bigger than mine
ZT369
MissBunnycakesMarshmallowBooty
Still DAMN hilarious!!!
ATribeofAfricanNatives
The guy is hilarious but I just can't stand the celebrities on that show.
flamingflamingo
Yeah that's why I can't watch them. The acts are fine. But I 100% do not care about those celebrities' opinions.
sweatyarmadillo
Watch Black Mirror Season 1 episode 2: 15 million merits. You'll feel that exact same way but 10x afterwards
fbutt09
chuckles11
Yeah they overact a lot in the video
ZT369
TheBlackVan
bendomino
Heidi Klum is a national treasure.
Illthinkofausernamelater
She's okay. Seems like a decent human being. Doesn't really have all that memorable of a personality though.
Luimoin
Yep, in Germany
Frostpunkt
Na you can have her
ColoneISanders
I agree *mostly* although honestly I think Howie Mandel is the only good one there. Howard Stern wasn't too bad as a judge either imho.
Illthinkofausernamelater
I'm not a fan of Howie. His style of humor is just being obnoxious.
ColoneISanders
I could totally see that. Even I think he gets a little cheesy or goes a little too far sometimes
JasonForge
Passed away July 17th of 2015, damn shame.
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
Damn... he was a legend!
DickButtDave
DrewBerg
Davadin
Shame. But I'm willing to bet he enjoyed his time on earth. Godspeed, old man.
DeathOnATricycle
Great, now I'm sad
BetterKnownAsJasonDarket
Sounds like he went out living life. That's how you do it.
StartTheRiotMcCoy
Lolzorski
He deserves his 72 ladyboys, wherever he is now.
TheAdsMadeMeLeave
He died on my birthday?! I wanna return this "gift". It's awful.
aFuzzyDinosaur
Everyone could use more laughter
MKaiser
I heard somewhere he was being harassed for his audition and was removed from the show and was still getting harassed till his passing
superanth
Passed away...with STYLE.
dp487
Nonsense, he's still alive and writing hilarious songs on a farm upstate.
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kahooki
I like your version much more.
indrada3290609
IHaveAMemeForThis
Sarge42
I used to have a shirt with this written on it, wish i knew what happened to it
Deacold
Maybe hiding in your closet?
theguywiththememes
Oh nice! Dungeon Master!
ThatFoodTruckGuy
What!? No, Mythbusters! The hell is Dungeon Master?
theguywiththememes
cannedpasta
That quote is a line is in the movie.
cannedpasta
It's a movie from the 80s starring Richard Moll as the Devil. He kidnaps this woman and forces her fiancee to compete for her life.
theguywiththememes
BTW @ThatFoodTruckGuy was quoting "Sword Art Online Abridged" with me. He ~Might~ actually know what Dungeon Master is.
dogestyle
I know, that's where my dog went too
pyronyzen
FlaccidRapper
:(
ICouldntComeUpWithAnOriginalUserName
cool now the are playing together!
dogestyle
forever
MnightShariaLaw
TresusIbor
Fucking hate that marketing ploy forced meme bullshit.
WilliamHuskerAdama
lol
MnightShariaLaw
Jesus people hate minions... I don't think they are that bad
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Snooj
A lot of adults nowadays don't take kindly to things that are marketed to children that don't also pander to adults.
temujin9
"Adults" is a stretch. Actual adults don't usually have time for hate brigades on cartoon images.
twozerooz
A lot of 22 year olds who are having an identity crisis*
MnightShariaLaw
Yeah but I fucking used a reaction gif. I wasn't trying to market Minions I just wanted a happy gif :(
angelkibby
I tormented my friend who likes anime chicks with dicks with that song. It still makes me chuckle.
msgbubba
It's called futanari and is art
EvilVicious
And my axevote.
TheShootpark56
TheNecronomician
nah...
awesomebagel
ItAintGayIfItsAFemininePenis
I feel my username is appropriate here.
TurtleExMachina
mikeatc
His "Friend"
Vulspyr
oldmanpoop
What’s not to like?
Neonbaron
Ted explained this perfectly " there are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits"
EdwardSanders2808
yeah, your friend.
HorseMcFucker
Tormenting someone with Traps.
IZ42
It's not torment if they're cute.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
It's still very gay though
IZ42
Who gives a fuck
SuperBookNerd
Traps are gay.
IZ42
So?
AdvonKoulthar
The animemescene is filled with trapfags acting not gay. It's being wrong on the internet, and the punishment should be DEATH
MostLikelyNotWearingPants
No such thing as a chick with a dick, its a dude with boobs.
Neonbaron
I see you also understand an Apache is more powerful than the wish of a child
EvilVicious
I <3 bible black series, great anime.
whatupcorgibutt
That’s an actual thing?
SKELETONMAAAN
How do you manage to not run across stuff like that on the internet?
whatupcorgibutt
Because when I’m online I usually just watch YouTube or Netflix
ImAbitParched
AdvonKoulthar
ItAintGayIfItsAFemininePenis
My username is relevant
Dandyman
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/236/841/075.jpg
SexualConsent
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Gayer"
TotallyDidntGetBannedAndCreatedThisAccount
itsppearsyoucanindeed
You must be pretty close friends if he’s open about liking anime chicks with dicks. Its not something most people would confess lightly
JustColors
The appeal for me is I like watching girls get a good dickin' but I also like if the dicker has soft curves and jiggly bits and a vagene
Kiore
Haha I don't care I'll tell anyone my weird kinks, I'm openly bi tho.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
It takes alot for someone to come out of the closet, yes.
itxtalone
Who dosent like bible black.
angelkibby
We used to be roommates and coworkers and very close friends, so yeah. I'm also a girl so it's not like he was telling a guy friend.
angelkibby
It was also friendly razzing, to be fair.
itsppearsyoucanindeed
Sounds nice! Clearly he trusts you not to misuse the information for internet points!
angelkibby
AlbertoMX
He (she?) is a chick with a dick so...
legalisegaymarijuana
Just she dude. Golden rule is you use the pronoun that the person wants you to use, bcoz it makes no dif to you, but is a big deal to them.
HahaTotally
It's not the s a m e
HentaiKwondo
You'd be surprised how much we've deteriorated as a species
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
And you are the perfect example.
HentaiKwondo
Why i said it m8
ZimGenzko
Especially people on here.
TheNecronomician
You're right. A real shame
ForTaxReasons
These replies are weird
itsppearsyoucanindeed
It’s for tax reasons
SKELETONMAAAN
Don't kinkshame
ForTaxReasons
What if kinkshaming is my kink
SKELETONMAAAN
That's.... kinky. You should shame yourself
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HentaiKwondo
Lol
TheUpdootist
Hah, down points.
SexualConsent
Well, I'd hate to disappoint you! -1
Sacurason
Yeah I'm not particularly fond of the anime girl craze...but you just sound like an asshole :P
itsppearsyoucanindeed
This guy is strictly conservative. No cartoon lady(boys) for him, no sir. Only good ol’ fashioned walruses for this guy.
timmmephisto
You don't have to like it to tolerate it, I don't understand it, too. But your intolerance is where the downvotes come from.
Squirrelprophecies
Actually I only down voted cause he told us to.