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These are fun to share, so here you go!
So it's just another day, working like normal, when this woman walks up to me and asks to be fit for a corset. Now, I breathe a sigh of relief, because this woman is like an easy 9/10. I'm a straight woman, but when you usually measure old ladies for bras, it's nice to get a good-looking, nice-smelling one every once and a while.
So I ask her politely to remove her top clothes, which includes her bra. Nbd, I see boobs like 30 times a day, including my own, you get used to it. Nothing out of the ordinary about these boobs, she measures at about a C cup. I then measure her waist and rib cage. She's like, 36-25-37. And then she asks if I could suggest a corset set with "boyshort" style panties to match. So, we move back on to the sales floor.
So when we're looking for sets for her to try, she isn't feelin' any of the colors. So I ask if she'd be willing to try a thong set or a tanga (like a boy short, but less coverage on the cheeks) and she says no. When I ask if it's a comfort issue, she replies "Kinda. If I don't wear boyshorts, sometimes my penis falls through."
She was dead. serious. I had just fit one of THE most convincing-- if not the #1 most convincing transgendered people I have ever seen.
Even though I had just been unintentionally trolled, (I mean, she considers herself a woman, so fuck it, so should I), she was one of the best experiences I ever had doing that job.
She ended up ordering a set online, and told me that since I was so polite and non-judgmental, she'd be a return customer. And she was, I fit her at least 6 more times. When my job ended, not being her "fitter" anymore was one of the saddest parts of it.
Directory----
Story Part 1: http://imgur.com/gallery/YY4UI
Story Part 2: http://imgur.com/gallery/xiGGi
Story Part 3: http://imgur.com/gallery/5fgoj
Story Part 4: http://imgur.com/gallery/TGjBf
Story Part 5: http://imgur.com/gallery/jfpJ2
Story Part 6: http://imgur.com/gallery/J20jW
AMA 1: http://imgur.com/gallery/tqwb7
AMA 2: http://imgur.com/gallery/XII32
AMA 3: http://imgur.com/gallery/55DWr
AMA 4: http://imgur.com/gallery/U9sJQ
AMA 5: http://imgur.com/gallery/ZWpRZ
AMA 6: http://imgur.com/gallery/fm7Sk
AMA 7: http://imgur.com/gallery/2BlkA
Lingerie Guide: http://imgur.com/gallery/g26n8
Bra & Accessory Guide: http://imgur.com/gallery/ZNhPn
maunty
Upvote because entertaining
iamobviouslynotacat
i can already tell i will enjoy all your stories.
laestrella
The best part about this story is that you didn't judge her and she felt comfortable enough to come back. So good for you OP.
TransVersed
*it
PastaJesus
I always upvote tolerance
LamiiTheBunny
Thanks OP, you're a good person. These are exactly the things I worry about, being a trans girl.
colbyjackftw
awesome!
shawsheen72
OP, I have to ask, and if it is too personal I understand. Why did she stop using you for fitting and stuff?
minimouse
She didn't, I left the job. I had a baby. I'm a SAHM now. :)
shawsheen72
You are a who and a what....
minimouse
Stay at Home Mom. :)
shawsheen72
Ahhhhh Gotcha ;)
MadJackMcJack
OP is all
retrohellix
Holy shit, he looks really shocked in this HD version.
retrohellix
Sreds
This one is soooo much better than the not reversed one.
armeggedonCounselor
That's hot.
KhouriousGeorge
Director: M. Night Shyamalan
DoctorJungyBrongen
immediately upon starting reading this post I knew what the twist would be, and, almost instantaneously, I also knew that this would be here
KaJuN
What a twist!
QUALITYCONTR0L
a tip of the hat to you sir
RepublicofTexa
Pre 2000's M. Night Shyamalan
IWishICouldChangeMyUsername
*Shamalamadingdong
angelx91
*Shamalamagotdong
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
*ShamalamaBIGDONG
Hujijiwatchi
Emphasis on dingdong
atlasgreen
http://images.socialnewsdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/GapxIUf.gif
electronickss
Came looking for this. Tip of the hat to you
setsail
M. Night Shiama-lama-sama... kun.
dontbeupsettihavesomespaghetti
More! please do more! :D
IThinkYoullFindThatIsWarwickDavisInASuit
Title says Part 1, first line of content says Part 2. There's only one way to find out....FIGHT! I understand if nobody gets that reference.
minimouse
Sorry, I didn't realize when j changed the description for the top photo it would change it in the gallery. Haha. Noob status.
IThinkYoullFindThatIsWarwickDavisInASuit
Na, don't worry. I don't even know how to use separate gifs in one post aha
IThinkYoullFindThatIsWarwickDavisInASuit
ALSO JUST CHECKED YOUR PROFILE YOU'VE GOT LIKE A TRILLION POINTS
minimouse
Yeah, I did the Facebook Bitch Fight a few years ago.
goodsourceofpotassium
You'd better believe I get that reference! HARRY HILL'S TV BURP YEAH.
IThinkYoullFindThatIsWarwickDavisInASuit
YES!
goodsourceofpotassium
Imgur Highlight of the WEEEEEEEEEEK
newfoundking
Your profile has been bookmarked for more of these. Don't disappoint OP
barrackobarner
That John Krasinski reaction gif made it even better.
TrySARAHtops23
Way to not judge OP +1
minimouse
We actually got a lot of Drag Queens, they were always super fun to fit. Once I even got a free ticket to a show.
TRANCEgender
As a transsexual, I wish there were more open minded girls like you. Then maybe I'd be a regular too.....or a potential friend :)
minimouse
Personally I don't care if you have a dick I care if you behave like one ya feel me.
TRANCEgender
YAAMEAN!!!!!!
Lezio
Congratulations on acting like everyone else should.
doctorpenguinphd
I think she was doing something wrong--I've been able to tuck pretty well with a thong. I didn't mean to rhyme--I'm not writing a song.
Brugoo
Dr Suisse ?
minimouse
She's a dancer for a trans club we have downtown, that's what she was referring to. Sometimes when she wiggles too much... well. Yaknow.
jackthezipper
I'm glad to hear you found hapenis in your job. Not everybody does.
rob0237
And that's jenga
CanineEuphoria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9JOUcd_GFk
jackthezipper
those eyes.. she's so pretty.
Fyba
That is gold. You win.
ignoreresponsibilitiestakenap
At first i thought she was a woman, but then I saw ha penis.
Kellogs
I fricken love my job! i get to cuddle puppys all day!
chowmaster
Schlong and thanks for the fish
cluckythehorse
Omg. That is the best thing Ive ever seen. I will be using this and I will be crediting you
jackthezipper
See the @CanineEuphoria post above and open the link :-)
cluckythehorse
Shit Ive seen that movie too. But hey, you spelled it out. Credit where credit is due
Gnomleif76
Oh, gods ... *facepalms and upvote everybody in this thread*
SorryIamnotsorry
That is the hardest I have ever laughed at a comment. Thank you!
Mediumsnugglekitty
Hapenis is hard to find.
lucid430
Ha! Penis.
lemonwaterice
I feel like this should become an imgur punchline.
thegreatbrandinocirca1984
I shall tag you each time I say it :)
SpANiSH
You mean herpenis.
lorddice
That's not right. Hello herpe nis
droomph
I never knew diseases had last name
CaptainAmerica24
not if you're from boston
jackthezipper
I'm going thru and mining some laughs from the dick jokes. I hadda do yours in Boston talk. It works!
IAmPotatoHearMeRoar
Hapenis is within your grasp :)
LogansRun82
out of all the puns i see as top comments this one really takes the cake imho.
batterthepine
Nice
xochiluvr
Sometimes I think puns are an adicktion.
flassk
nothing dong with that.
DarthVaderwithaballoon
You're my favorite.
jackthezipper
I for one hope that medical science determines that punny humor is a deterrent to Alzheimer's and/or Dementia
xochiluvr
But it can be hard on friends and family.
jackthezipper
I have been telling dick puns for many years but today my toothache pain is so terrible, yours went right over my head. How did I miss them?
xochiluvr
Just slippin it in there while you're distracted. :)
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Yeah, I'm glad she's dong a good job.
GeneralBartlett
read it three times like "where's the joke...ah! found it! clever! upvote for you!"
aguyuno
That is one hella kinky preview image. Serious q though, what's with corsets suddenly coming back?
inverse
Because it's hard to keep or even have hourglass figures in a dress~ corsets give the body the fake look of perfect people love. ~shrug~
beckadoomsday
I don't know about fashion, but I started because I wanted a way to control my period pain without drugs. And then some are just so pretty.
aguyuno
That works? Weird. Any idea how come?
beckadoomsday
Different women have different pain associated with periods and PMS but mine is a fuckton of misery radiating from my ovaries that can be...
beckadoomsday
alleviated by pressing on them. Idk why that is. But a real, steel-boned corset is constant pressure and rigidity for the body it covers.
VeliciaL
"she considers herself a woman, so fuck it, so should I" A-fuckin-men
katt4441
I'm a manager at a clothing store and had a great relationship with a cross-dressing customer who came back for non-judgmental service (1/2)
katt4441
I ended up working with another company and he somehow tracked me down. Poor guy had such terrible experiences at other retailers. (2/2)
DelcanEser
Thanks for being awesome.
minority119
Wait, isn't "tanga" just spanish for "thong"?
minimouse
It is, actually! So I never understood why they called them that. But, a tanga does have quiet a bit more material than a thong.
SomeoneNotFromTheNSA
surprising, because a lot of Spanish styles and color pallets can be quite loud!
Maggiemypet
I never knew what that style was, thank you! *goes shopping
minority119
I wouldn't really know, I just distinguish between regular panties and floss
minimouse
quite* not quiet, haha. And I don't wear either. I like boyshorts, they're more comfy to me.
icantthinkofausernameomgpleasehelp
L-O-frickin-L at "floss", you've had me giggling for a good while here! floss.. hahahaha
imnotwearingunderweartoday
When I got my first thong my s.o. asked if it was comfy or not cause he always thought of them to be "butt floss".
icantthinkofausernameomgpleasehelp
was that when you decided to go commando, imnotwearingunderweartoday? :)
nelshai
As a trans woman I find it to be one of the best compliments when people are shocked after I tell. It makes me happy and feel more... real.
rawritee
Can I just tell you, you ARE a real woman :)
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anomaly23
I know several trans people, and I would say most of them are thrilled to "pass" so well that people are surprised.
nelshai
I feel that the majority would take it as a compliment! But I can't speak for everyone.
LillyVixen
It's the best compliment I've ever received. :)
iTzHuGs
Yeah, I know some are offended, but that's just silly. I take as a huge compliment.
AvanIsGrody
I'm a pre-op Trans* male. So agreed! I love passing or being totally stealth,
retunedspider287
Trans male means your brain is male right? Sorry this is something that keeps confusing me.
AvanIsGrody
You're correct! Born female, identify as male. c:
retunedspider287
cool thanks I've actually gotten in a lot of fights about this but I think the rule is go with the gender of their brain.
CantCatchForShit
At least you dont have to deal with the monthly bloody weeks. :(
LillyVixen
I don't think you realize how much I wish I DID have to deal with them. Seriously.
mrsmusica
A lot of trans ladies say that but trust me, you really really really do not want to. :(
LillyVixen
Every woman says that, but trust me, I really really really do want to.
Luvvie
I'll gladly give you my uterus and everything.
InstanitySpark
I so much enjoy transgender people. I'm very non judgemntal and when the person is a decent one it is awesome !
Bryan65145
Honest question: and forgive my non-knowledge. Does transgender just mean you have both male and female parts in any combination?
TRANCEgender
no.
subtlemrs
Transvestite: Someone who enjoys wearing the clothing of the opposite sex, but does not necessarily wish to become the opposite sex.
OEnone77
Eddie Izard...
Dekker3D
It generally means you're not satisfied with the genitals you were born with. Or the gender role.
subtlemrs
What you're thinking of is a hermaphrodite.
anomaly23
**intersex
subtlemrs
Not sure why this got downvoted. That is the medical term for a person born with both sets of genitals.
subtlemrs
Transgender: Someone who feels they were born into the wrong body and wishes to be the opposite sex.
Blackmind1992
*Someone assigned a certain gender at birth but IS the opposite gender. (My trans friends would punch me if I didn't make that clear)
TRANCEgender
THANK YOU! YES! top comment has it all wrong.
subtlemrs
Fair enough.
Blackmind1992
Sex usually refers to your body while gender is your identity. So you could have a vagina but be a man, or vice-versa. (2/?)
Blackmind1992
Some trans people undergo surgery to change their sex to match their gender and make them feel comfortable, but it's not needed... (3/?)
anomaly23
Intersex: Person born with some combination of female and male genitalia; ambiguous genitalia
SuckAnElf
No, to the best of my knowledge it means you have the soul of one gender but the body of the other.
Sreds
TIL gingers can never be transgenders.
anomaly23
That's a nice way to describe it.
SuckAnElf
Or at least were born into a body of the wrong sex. Since a lot of the time trans men and women "transition" so that their outsides 1/2
SuckAnElf
Match their insides, which is probably where your confusion is coming from 2/2
bobbi21
that's a hermaphrodite.
CynicalTapir
so, ummm...hi :3
nelshai
Hallo!
CynicalTapir
Sorry to be rude, but i like talking to people on here, so i thought we;d be better to talk to than a person that has in my own opinion
CynicalTapir
the best of both worlds :3
Masshuu
I clicked your profile hoping for a selfie.
xochiluvr
All the great clothes AND no period pooping.
butteredbread
Period pooping is close to my favorite crotch potions so UPVOTE
Luvvie
what?
JewishMonk
I agree. That sentence made no sense at all
waifee
What do you mean real? You're a woman. Welcome to the club, it's a bit shit at times but it's alot of fun :)
JustABonelessAlien
Simple biology disagrees with you.
nelshai
<3 Self-image issues suck but I'm getting there.:D If other people are convinced then it's only a matter of time that I'll think I look good
waifee
Honey you truly are a girl if you have confidence issues! One of us! One of us! <3
lahwran
don't worry, all the clubs have self-image problems! :(
Karilyn
No matter what you look like it doesn't take away from you being a woman. Womanhood comes from the inside, not what you look like.
Rubberbootninja
Lady here and I am always impressed when I find out a gorgeous woman was at one time a man.
Rubberbootninja
Then I'm a little jealous that she's hotter than me and I had a head start haha. Being happy is most beautiful so do what ya gotta do :)
SgtoSunshine
You're a good person OP.
xtsnx
Cool story!
TheMagicalLioplurodon
Did you react when she said it? Like, did you tell her you were surprised or just carry on?
minimouse
And I was being 100% honest.
minimouse
I don't know if it was PC but she didn't get offended, I told her she was hella convincing and one of the most beautiful women I'd ever seen
TheMagicalLioplurodon
That's cool, I thought it's got to be way better for you to say that you had no idea and compliment her than just ignore it!
tangybreath
Are you from CA?
minimouse
Haha, Oregon. Did the "hella" tip you off? West Coast, lmao.
tangybreath
It did, indeed :)
minimouse
Some habits die hard, haha.
minimouse
OKAY OKAY MY BAD. "Trolled" is the wrong phrasing. Whatever. Point being, I was surprised. If you had seen her, you would be, too.
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VictusUnus
Dear god, thats worse.
TheNotSoSorryCanadian
You don't have to apologize for that, come on -- this is imgur not tumblr FFS.
TheBOULDER
retrohellix
For a split second I thought it was a broken gif, he looks weird completely bald and no facial hair.
BeardKhan
Hehe "fit her" & "her fitter" hehehehe double entendere
Areyouin44
not trolled more like 'dick rolled'... get it.... like rick rolled.... I just ruined my own joke
TheBiggestAsshat
You were seriously given crap over that wording? People need to stop being so oversensitive, it was perfectly harmless. Apologies from all.
Shmweshmwe
I'm legitimately curious if this was Bailey Jay... Obviously we'll never know though, privacy concerns and whatnot
GoBlue
People need to get those sticks out of their asses if they were offended by that.
JustSomeComments
Agreed.
MattDamonIsStillAlive
Ummmm I prefer 'butts'. People need to get those 'butts' out of their asses.
xochiluvr
Dicks out of their panties?
droomph
sometimes it falls through.
BusierThanAOneHandedHookerOnFreeHandjobNight
I thought "unintentionally trolled" was a good description, but maybe that's just me.
inverse
^Not just you, just anyone who isn't overly sensitive... or transgender, because fuck em right?
Tyg13
Trolled just has the connotation of surprising someone, it doesn't have to be bad. I don't think op meant any ill will towards lgbt people.
inverse
Oh no, I don't either, but the phrasing of that comment was inappropriate, and the OPs intent, doesn't makeup for some of the comments here.
jimmityjammity
Trolling = winding someone up (in jest or malice). It doesn't mean 'suprising'/ not being on the same page as media has started to suggest.
jimmityjammity
p.s. I'm simply irked by the way that word is misused, not the implication that it has in this context when used correctly.
BusierThanAOneHandedHookerOnFreeHandjobNight
I think there's a difference between online and IRL trolling. We all know what online trolling is, but this situation could be IRL troll 1/2
mzxrules
There isn't. Op just misused internet slang.
BusierThanAOneHandedHookerOnFreeHandjobNight
if done on purpose. "I'm going to go troll that store by cross dressing and then drop that I have a penis." But this was unintentional. 2/2
BluHaze
Except that the person in question isn't a crossdresser. She's a transgender. There's a huge difference.
BusierThanAOneHandedHookerOnFreeHandjobNight
That's not the point. The point is that this situation could potentially be an IRL troll. It was not, therefore any troll was unintentional.
mayugebeam
have you thought of doing an AMA?
minimouse
Possibly! I don't have a Reddit though, I'd have to do it through Imgur.
mayugebeam
Is that even possible? OH well. Keep the stories coming. This would be an awesome job.
minimouse
I think someone did it for strippers once.
mayugebeam
Awesome I miss all the cool stuff.
coalblackcrows
TRAP*
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Eh the phrasing making it looks good. No ill feel and readers understand what you meant.
flantastic
BTW! It's always trans or transgender but never add an -ed. It's immediately seen as disrespectful, like they're "done" w/ transition.
minimouse
Lol, as PC as i try to be, I always get something wrong. I give up.
flantastic
No, no! Don't give up! You clearly made that woman feel very happy. Just giving you a tip. Really, you've done important stuff so well.
flantastic
Yes, some people who are trans say transgendered but generally it's best to NOT use that word to save yourself from awkwardness.
Kaylin
As a transwoman, I feel it implies there's something wrong with us like it's some disease we have. I'm not lesbianed or diseased or...
twisti
...or brown haired, or fair skinned.
Kaylin
transgendered. I'm just transgender.
whatspaulplayingtoday
I'm with @Imgonnarollaroundontheflooorforalittlebit. That was an appropriate description. Judging by part one, there are more? (1/2)
AleksLynn
As a transgendered young woman, You're the kind of woman who makes me experience in Victoria's Secret very comfortable and relaxing.
youreasmellypiratehooker
I wish had the best of both worlds: a penis and boobs :( sadly I only have a penis
Staas
Well... you can always go get a set
FemaleINTJ
I didn't get boobs or a penis! Only a nice butt...which isn't so bad. :)
BenjiSchan
Prepare your inbox?
Joshiraptor
Does she got the booty?
6zwbob
she got booty.
youreasmellypiratehooker
So, you pretty much have man boobs? Heck that's not bad at all lol I don't think I would be able to tell the difference
FemaleINTJ
I'm a close to flat chested female with a nice butt. If i cut my hair just right and add clothing, I could likely pass for a young guy.
NipplesTheEnchiIada
I believe the term is "a trap" to put it bluntly
cellpunk
Unintentionally trolled was very apropos. Not sure why everyone is starting to pull "CHEK UR PRIVLIDGE" shit.
minimouse
Tumblr leak'd.
whatspaulplayingtoday
Like, more with this woman, because I'm genuinely curious about how the story unfolds. Did she fully transgender? (2/2)
suddenlyrelevant
Why the fuck would that be anyones business? You are rotten.
BusierThanAOneHandedHookerOnFreeHandjobNight
It's called curiosity and it's natural. It's an innocent question and isn't meant to harass anybody. Stop overreacting.
suddenlyrelevant
What does your dick look like? Don't be ignorant. http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/mar/19/trans-people-rude-questions-sex-lives
BusierThanAOneHandedHookerOnFreeHandjobNight
Oh man, thanks for that. I needed a bit of a laugh. SJWs really do live in their own world.
minimouse
Not really of any interest, her other visits were uneventful, but she did eventually get an operation to become a woman.
PoppyAppletree
Gender isn't genitals; trans women don't "become" women. Not going to downvote, just correcting you.
dyxj
Thank you for not being an insufferable ass about it. Too many people get overly butt hurt RE unintentional misspeaks RE convoluted subject.
PoppyAppletree
You may wish to take a second to consider how often people in minorities have to correct others. It gets frustrating fast. People snap.
minimouse
Err, sorry. I meant anatomically, of course. Not like, inside. I don't have a Tumblr so idk how to phrase these things...
TrixiHobbitz
I usually find that "man/woman" is a general reference, "male/female" in regards to anatomy, and "masculine/feminine" for psychologically.
PoppyAppletree
I don't have one either. :D
Veit
It was pretty surprising, considering the rest of your post is very accepting of her... and then you dropped in that passing is trolling.
Veit
Yowzers, that's a lot of downvotes. I guess I came off critically; it was just my intent to explain why people were complaining about it.
TheOldManFromScene24
I upvoted! :p I agree, I was impressed with how well she handled this/wrote about it, then I was like, "Wait, what's that word doing there?"