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Jill says she became pregnant when she rolled in a damp patch while sleeping at a friends house.
May 8, 2016 8:51 AM
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statelessnfaithless
If that's how it worked, teen girls would regularly be getting pregnant from their teen brothers via pretty much all household furniture.
ThatOneUkrainianGuy
the ol' damp patch
PhloydPhan
Should read "not the father of my baby". Because the dude is not the father.
TheWickerBoy
Jesus it is
kyleman773
'IDK How his jizz got in my vagina, i swear"
33YearOldManBaby
so, the holy ghost, would only impregnate the finest sluts alive...
StarkRG
I had an incredibly vivid sex dream and then I woke up pregnant!
sodoffyousoddingsod
That's not how it works Jill....
cfgtech
No seriously I fell and tripped..on a dick
Talktapus
I sat on a toilet seat at a truck stop and now I'm pregnant.
Zebramedic
Immaculate conception- not!
Vulpinologist
Her statement couldn't be father from the truth.