Yeah, but if you've never annoyed your cat to the point of paying for it in blood, do you even have a cat?
Sometimes I snuggle with my cat under the blankets. Sometimes I spin him in a circle by his butt on the linoleum. Sometimes he pounces my leg as I walk by his tunnel. Sometimes he naps on my lap for hours. Some of these actions occasionally cost blood, but it's worth it :)
(Surprisingly, the one I pay for most often is the 'sleeping on my lap' part, because he is not very graceful and the exit from my lap occasionally involves claws)
EverNotRelevant
Listen to that baby purr!
4vie
Man, that poor gearbox. He's not clutching properly
InoffensivePablum
The Fast and the Furriest
Piscivore
My old VW shifted like that
SherMattLockSmith
That cat is going to shit in your shoe later.
fuehrSleepVoter
Don't grind the gears for crying out loud.
Einstein9073
I thought that was the Boost venting when he up shifted
3Davideo
Car-purr-ator
guitardemon66
The transmission is angry and wants chicken.
0570
That cat has gone beyond considering how to kill you, to the stage of how to get rid of your body, or blame it on the neighbors' dog.
bettybadger4113
Stop holding down cat and interfering with his bits you twat
rolliefingers
You are meddling with forces you cannot possibly comprehend.
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
I touched my cat's tail by accident and she bit me. Lol
randomstringofletters
Have you not heard of the story of darth shifteus. It was rumored that he once had zoomies…in 5th gear.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlOW95Njc5dnViMDFrNDB0MGZyNDh1aTQ0M2ZqcW5rdmVzN3IwajBlYiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l3diT8stVH9qImalO/200w.mp4
pooFIinger
He's quietly counting the seconds you have left to live
Howlingowl
Someone is getting their shoes puked on while they sleep
DALLASLAVOWNER
Cat: "hommans are so weird"
somnif
Confuse a cat!
CheeseCoffeeChests
"What kind of cat do you got? Black? Orange? Grey?" - "Stick"
Asifwaswere
😂
LowlevelRebel
Watch the slowly simmering rage intensify
stealwolf21
Their hand is directly on that cats butthole
Asifwaswere
Okay thank god someone other than me noticed that!
ryanaod24
I was seriously only looking in the comments for someone to point that out. lol.
69thStPepper
That cat is growing progressively angrier as the video goes on
HeraldofOmega
He put it in reverse for a couple seconds!
Heavychunkymoisture
Pretty sure the driver is about to be shredded
itsthevoiceman
those increasingly large pupils are dangerous
rotinaj
And those arrow ears. Kitty would be flicking their tail in annoyance if not for the shift stick movements. Biting likely shortly ensued
TsukariYoshi
Yeah, but if you've never annoyed your cat to the point of paying for it in blood, do you even have a cat?
Sometimes I snuggle with my cat under the blankets. Sometimes I spin him in a circle by his butt on the linoleum. Sometimes he pounces my leg as I walk by his tunnel. Sometimes he naps on my lap for hours. Some of these actions occasionally cost blood, but it's worth it :)
TsukariYoshi
(Surprisingly, the one I pay for most often is the 'sleeping on my lap' part, because he is not very graceful and the exit from my lap occasionally involves claws)
EatPieLander
Close Ratio Six?
Snezko
until that "gear" has a backdoor explosion all over that interestingly placed hand...
serleth
We're witnessing the planning stages of first degree murder.
Katzenkorps
My Jeep is catomatic, no need to fiddle sticks.
Katzenkorps
Wonder what was so insulting in my comment someone humorless downvoted it?