ABiggerBoat
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Front page edit, send anything, especially Simpsons gifs. I have a Simpsons quote for Forfty percent of situations.
Mar 8, 2021 4:53 PM
ABiggerBoat
929578
1350
42
Front page edit, send anything, especially Simpsons gifs. I have a Simpsons quote for Forfty percent of situations.
km3000
Hey, his hair grew back!
WaffleStompFantasy
Today is my birthday
ilovethisdog
realpersonjacob
The Simpsons predicted March 8th
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
kitnnicole9
You got yourself a follower.??
greenchair
My stupid friend is in the dark on this one. Can you explain it to the knucklehead?
natabus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marge_Be_Not_Proud
ABiggerBoat
Bart was imaging what it would be like to spend Christmas in juve, some of the presents included this newspaper and some carpet samples.
Pseudoruse
Simpsons did it first
RussianBotAccount3000
TheMetalAndTheFunk
Vergenbuurg
Think about it.
JimBuckThree
Today is my birthday. True story.
Vergenbuurg
Read that in Eddie Izzard's voice (or, at the very least, in the voice of Phill Jupitus impersonating Eddie)
JimBuckThree
Well that blows my tiny mind. I was actually at that show. Fuckin true story!
Vergenbuurg
Eddie throwing the bottle was epic. "Was that full? … What of?"
JimBuckThree
“Dear diary.....” that was one of the best impersonations ever. “Sorry, Triangular shaped mouth....”
Vergenbuurg
…and then… you… STAB him.
somethingdark
Happy international women's day!
JimBuckThree
You. You can stay, I like you.
FrankTheCube
Happy anniversary of the day your face touched your mother’s vagina.
cattlegrazer82
Think of that as you drift off to sleep.
HomerjaayDLT
Mine too
brownbutteredbiscuits
Mine too!! Birthday buddies!
JimBuckThree
Hell Yeah! Have a good one! Happy Birthday.
brownieblue
Mine 3!
squirrellbot
trojaSpaceBandit
Lol
Gayforbae
kojenk
This calls for the reverse gif
CityYeti
EmptyHouseBurglar
FYI don't follow this model. He should have washed well, maybe douched, and oral and fingers come first. Strap on isn't the best step one.
NeedtofavouritetheseWallpapers
*taking notes* Anything else? Asking for a friend.
EmptyHouseBurglar
:) use friendlier, easier to control toys first, like a plug or anal beads. Strap ons, even double sided ones, are harder to control.
EmptyHouseBurglar
And: enjoy! :)
DarkBusterBaron
Like how they use zip ties in fifty shades of gray don’t use zip ties during sex it’s not safe for multiple reasons.
HeadJamistan
Maybe they did all those steps first. We really don't know.
kadaeux
It's Wade Wilson. Does he look like a man who thinks things through? Especially knowing DP it was probably the biggest they could order.
NeedtofavouritetheseWallpapers
Someone order a DP?
HeadJamistan
DP? There's only one strapon.
TheTeenageMutantNinjaTurtles
How do you know? ;)
BlueJayne
What
squirrellbot
March 8th is Woman’s International Day.
ZenithBattles
Lol it’s Deadpool but still a funny af scene where they experiment
BlueJayne
Certainly don't remember that scene
ZenithBattles
Well, it’s early on I remember obviously before he turned into walking foreskin from the mutant change lol
FabulouslyTiti
(if your foreskin looks like post-Weapon X Deadpool's skin, please see a doctor)
Dontdeprivemeofmydelusion
It's when they first get together and go through the whole calendar of sex, one sex scene per month.
Dontdeprivemeofmydelusion
If I remember correctly, calendar girl plays in the background. That or it just happens in my brain.
MrWobblyHead
Calendar Girl is playing in the background.
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
March 8th you say?
HelpfulCorn
Smarch is in January, it's the 13th month
CptJohnYossarian
Do not touch -Willie.
Isi151e
Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland
FairweatherHobbyist
Good advice.
wolfspirit21
Good advice
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
Willie, please! Mr. Van Houten has the floor.
Vergenbuurg
I, for one, would like to get the school lunch menus ahead of time. I wouldn't want Milhouse to have spaghetti twice in one day.
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
You'll pay for this. With your children's blood!