TheLoneliestGiraffe
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He still hasn't figured out how to get his hands back
Jul 8, 2017 6:25 PM
TheLoneliestGiraffe
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He still hasn't figured out how to get his hands back
mjhdz166
Darling if you win at the pocker I give you anal sex
JustChirpingAround
My gf has no hands and youd be amazed at what handless people can do, she plays trombone, trumpet, tuba, and piano, and does weightlifting
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
Yeah... Well..... I'd love to see play a PS4 game
imfromcoloradohehe
"Slight" of hand! http://imgur.com/g1EUWta
alexanderthenerd
Did OP include the ending? The video looks a little cut off.
HotshotOcelot
Jesus,what the fuck is my excuse. I can barely fucking shuffle with a full set of hands.
mburicao
yinkum326
OH MY GOD WHERE DID HIS HANDS GO? Good show
MrPredator
... umm, I have a question.
BossJohns
I've gotta hand it to him, those moves would have me stumped
azazyel
He was on Penn and Teller's show 'fool us' I can't remember if he won though
jdcoolha
He did. Penn mentioned that he believes the guy was "cheating" because all the methods they know use two hands.
Skiplow","avatar
I really do miss slight of hand magic.
FreezeTheBallsOffABrassMonkey
My god he made his hands dissappear
PBCheetah
Reminds me of factory robots.
Midiosa
Seems like a good way to get tons of papercuts :/
itsBuddy
Hands down, he can better than I do.
anominousbeef
Someone please put googly eyes on his stumps.
fingerswipes
next do fifty two card pick up
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mdtrep
This makes me sad..I can't even bridge and I don't have feet
JustChirpingAround
Pics? Please?
TheCrispiestNoodles
I like to imaging he has millions of microscopic hands on his nubs that help him do that.
StAnonymous
I mean, your skin is designed to grip in some ways. Especially if he always uses his arms like that. He probably has calluses.
Starfis
therealmacfett
(camera pans down) thousands of cards on the floor.
IAmASentientWaffle
Hasn't*
HoneyBadgerRascalTime
Look close... is his hand a foot?
FernandoRumdebum
"Look ma! NO HANDS!
FernandoRumdebum
". Damn. Fucked it up right from the get go. I'll get me coat.
MissAizea
WHY IS HIS FOREARM BENDING LIKE THAT
HoneyBadgerRascalTime
Looks like a foot - a backwards foot
TheLimpinBiscuit
That's what I'd like to know. Mod surgery or some really fucked up but still somehow useful deformity is my guess.
Lionskull
might have a fully formed finger, but not rest of hand. or something.
allahlies
When you put all your points into dexterity and none into defense.
TheLoneliestGiraffe
I bet his favorite line is "look ma, no hands"
mercifulwombat
Friend of mine got real tired of all the "single-handedly" shit I said about his grandma's cooking.
ModusPonens
In some games, DEX goes straight into defense
AntonioStark
Problem is everything he got attacked by was against Constitution, not Dex.
allahlies
Not this one.
wellthatsjustyouropinion
now that guy knows how to make do when life deals you a shitty hand
TheRealCaveman
Sirsir94
I can appreciate a joke with layers
shoebacka507
I see what you did there.
TheAllPowerfulCthulhu
Or when life deals you no hands
drunkbs
That's the joke.
TheRealCaveman
Dude. Stop.
bumhand
I used to make stage clothes for this guy! Madhi Gilbert is his name. 1st magician in 400 years to do this w/out hands
Acc13
You have a relevant username as well as a direct connection! +1!
bumhand
Purely by chance! But seriously madhi is a class act! I would always take time to see him when he had fittings so he could do some magic!
ProfDrDrSpiderpig
Who did it 400 years ago?
SexyStarfish
No one. The earth is only 400 years old.
bumhand
Never asked. I just took his word for it.
JoeBatters
He was referring to Matthias Buchinger.
causality
That seems very unlikely considering how much more common babies with birth defects were in the past and the popularity of stage shows.
AusSpyder
While playing cards were technically a thing 400 years ago, I doubt they where very common. I'm betting only rich people had them.
bumhand
Just because they were part of a stage show does not mean they all could do magic. It takes alot of innovation to perform without hands
causality
I was using the past popularity of stage shows to posit that a random person would be more likely to be a magician, not that they all were.
bumhand
The chances are slim to nil
causality
and I say the assertion that someone is the very first to do something needs evidence.