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Relatable?
Jun 2, 2016 4:56 PM
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ProfessorSteven
Common denominator: you. You suck.
Ravenmadirish
IfIFindThePandoraBoxIWillOpenIt
Lucky bastard
gamer2k4
Can't relate, sorry.
candicecandice
Some people just aren't into that.
Sansaismyspiritanimal
That makes me sad
Ruoyy
Talk to her about it
ShdwRrw
@OP you must have fed her the certain food that permanently decreases a woman's sex drive. You poor sap.
URNSHOW
You do realize that once you say "i do" she no longer has to, cuz everything else in your life takes over sucking, right?
wickedleeloo
I feel ya.
irMuse
I see what you did there, well played sir well played
RyanPrairie88
Damn
dicklashanks
Sorry buddy
smiles669
Wait, I don't remember posting this
LincolnSiixEcho
There are girls who suck dick and girls who don't. But the ones that do, don't let em go.
dontaskmeimjustagirl
#marriedlife
SomeGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
Yep, sucks to be you
theamazingspiderbrad
I'm gonna be bummed out when o get married and my wife stops giving bjers.
minabear
Do you go down?
Amberizme
I will never understand that. Oral sex is foreplay... or am I doing it wrong?
atombongsmoker
If it's mutual that oral is foreplay that sounds good. Some guys want bjs and never want to ho down on their women or never to completion.->
atombongsmoker
Obviously, some women want completion sometimes too.
candicecandice
Not to everyone.
shesatotalspacecadet
Dude that sucks
ZedaZ80
I feel bad about how much my sex drive dropped after being married for a couple of years. My spouse still has a huge sex drive :/
Appengarth
Well you chose all three yourself.. Okay maybe not life but the rest..
SpoonerGibbs
That sucks
FreekoftheHood
Find a new lady? Start fresh
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
You've got a wife.. You'll get very little sympathy from me.....
TitzMcGee
My wife does. I found the unicorn!
crazybatshit99
fuck dude. tell me about it
theaecy
Hey man, it's THE dude and I'm pretty sure, he, like, isn't into that kind of stuff man.
bandabears
Do some mushrooms and think about your life and what you want to do with it.
SweetRage
DMT
kushdragon
Probably the best advice one can give
Supboo
Yes
Ken2water
What's the best way to do that? I am coming up to a cross road.
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
Lots of research. Erowid is a good place to start.
bandabears
Set and setting man. Pick an outdoor place you're comfortable in and do it with a friend or have a friend with you. Just let it be.
umpbumpfizz
Follow bandabears' advice - (mind)set and setting. Don't try to control it. Be open to seeing yourself in new ways. Don't look; find.
umpbumpfizz
If you haven't been down that road before, dose light. Every batch of mushrooms is different; I wouldn't go over a gram. Feel free to DM me.
ash1k1
Get a new wife
austinammo
The model he has, is obviously malfunctioning
signer94
Or a new attitude
sowetoninja
"it's ok for my life to suck" like that?
Ruoyy
Gross