Feb 19, 2022 6:02 PM
AsshatTheCat
1674452
1941
31
bmw
simulator
accurate
areis30
Does the car blow up when you try to use the blinkers?
moosemaimer
THIS IS A BMW! CAN'T YOU SEE HOW IMPORTANT I AM?
heiniPumpkinLord
The Ultimate Driving Machine with the ultimate *sshole drivers
NotaCPA
Every Nigerian taxi driver in Lagos...sweet Jesus I'm having flashbacks.
ThaliusPrime
Your mother is a hitbox, I like to hit her box
Vengeraxe
Now, pull into a exit ramp, stop in traffic, get out, light a smoke and talk on your phone (saw this last year). Get back in and drive away
VanZaiden
ah yes...the BMW driver
mondeca
Just people living in the moment. Not a turn signal in sight.
Zega000
Is this a nodded truck Sim game?
easilybutthurt9000
PARKOUR!.....mom?
GerberLegalTeam
This reminds me of exactly how everyone drives in Kenya. Our cab driver was talking the same kinda smack too. It was great.
Fedotia
Can confirm, saw a BWM driving like that recently, then again one hour later after he crashed and blocked the whole highway ahead of me.
Soulzippey
TackerTacker
Interesting definition of "good driver"
Thanksforl
Do BMW's even come with turn signals standard, or are they an extra equipment option?
BossVarriack
$350 addon. High beams off by default is $150 typically. and a free system can be added to auto brake after merging lanes
What's the cost of the anti- deutsch bag behavior warnings system?
thricebakedxyz
Suppose that's the simulator you have to get 'passing grade' before buying one?
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
It's in the dealership showroom
CincoProductsINC
Is this how people train to drive like crazy aholes?
PixelSprite64
CptnVentris
I would pay so much for an add on that let me smash into the driver with a plow.
DeltaBladeX
So what game is this? Might be fun to give it to someone I know. >:D
Shurenai
City Car Driving.
Thanks
pr3viso
Even in a simulation the turn signals don't work
muysfsu
He's even nailed the style of driving of a BMW owner.
xcopperx
Only thing is hes going too fast instead of 20 under and he doesnt hit the brakes for no apparent reason every couple seconds.
Hendlton
Where are these mythical BMW drivers going 20 under the limit? BMW and Audi drivers I see regularly go 20+ above the limit.
I guess it must be either or
spx39
IxKzok
Real question, does anyone know who this streamer is?
[deleted]
You’re an awesome human being!
HamburgerWelper
Where do I buy this California Highway Sim? I don't get enough anxiety IRL and would like to emulate it at home.
MrWizzzard
For extra anxiety it deducts $5k from your bank account each time you crash.
TheCuntCrusader
only $5k?
The micro transactions keeps you playing longer.
TheLilBee
And ruins your insurance rate for the 10+ years
wankelmut
"no bitch I am a good driver hehe you are stupid" so good :D
mirrorz
Speeding, no turn signals, total disregard for lanes, cutting everyone off.... Perfect simulation.
Can confirm, saw a BMW driving like that recently, then again one hour later after he crashed and blocked the whole highway ahead of me.
IdidNotKnowTHat
It’s always the F150s that drive like jackasses in my area.
Jagshusband
He’s not on his phone or drinking Starbucks though…
AntoniusBlock33
Thatsthejoke.jpg
seekingdaedalus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i26-iBmq-Ps&ab_channel=MovieQuoteBank
Patters2
wait they speed around you? here they do 10-under or worse, the rest still applies though
mmcnaughton
As a BMW owner, the first thing I was told is I no longer need to use turn signals or pay attention to those around me... Were they wrong?
acejlp
Look close. On the dash and on the tail lights. Indicators are working sometimes. Not an accurate simulation.
amp99
Some fuckwit did this in real life in a 350Z (putting countless people at risk): https://youtu.be/acatwdIWar4
VonDoomThe3rd
Looks like typical driving in Houston on the 405
UsedToBeAPilotButNowImJustSomeGuy
I thought I was mad watching it, then I read the comments.
djzapz
Agree... lots of little boys out there.
borghnaz
Yepthosearebees
Fast
LetumComplexo
I have 100% seen people doing exactly this before. On way worse roads too, no idea how they didn’t wreck.
thelastmelt
They do. They think they won’t, but they do.
You can search on YT and find plenty of videos of Russians doing exactly this.
whatbuttondoipush
Fucking reported this asshat for dangerous activities lol
desolatorx
Disappointed he didn't hug a tree in the end
AnythingMuchShorter
I see this on the 405 in LA every day. It's so selfish, if you want to risk your life for fun, go ahead, but don't put that risk on others.
dinosaurfruitsnack
Wtf… dude just go to a track day, it’s not hard. This is dumb as hell.
bewstmorebewst
And it’s waaaaaaaay cheaper than paying your deductible.
IMakeMyOwnSweat
I think the only way it could be worse if if he were driving against traffic
GlobalConstitution4all
This happens everyday. They just crash and die or murder someone and get arrested without uploading the video.
waeraj
I used to be this guy. I was young and dumb.
Are you less young and less dumb? I sometimes worry I’m getting less young and more dumb
ThisprogramcannotberuninDOSmode
Now you're only dumb, amitite?
Rips4w
That type of shit is much worse than just being dumb. It's being an absolute garbage human being with no regard for others.
Yeah I had a shit view of reality. Lots of disillusionment and angst.
I applaud your self awareness now. May you influence others!
aluminumonkey
And full of cum?
I mean I was a bottom back then too
ZebAsiz
"Your mother is a hitbox!" I like this man's style. Source?
KoalaOnTheJuice
"I like to hit her box hahaha"
randomwalrus
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLXWq21bklTO4nIe9i7DJ8w
LazyLout
Would have sworn he was imdulo
areis30
Does the car blow up when you try to use the blinkers?
moosemaimer
THIS IS A BMW! CAN'T YOU SEE HOW IMPORTANT I AM?
heiniPumpkinLord
The Ultimate Driving Machine with the ultimate *sshole drivers
NotaCPA
Every Nigerian taxi driver in Lagos...sweet Jesus I'm having flashbacks.
ThaliusPrime
Your mother is a hitbox, I like to hit her box
Vengeraxe
Now, pull into a exit ramp, stop in traffic, get out, light a smoke and talk on your phone (saw this last year). Get back in and drive away
VanZaiden
ah yes...the BMW driver
mondeca
Just people living in the moment. Not a turn signal in sight.
Zega000
Is this a nodded truck Sim game?
easilybutthurt9000
GerberLegalTeam
This reminds me of exactly how everyone drives in Kenya. Our cab driver was talking the same kinda smack too. It was great.
Fedotia
Can confirm, saw a BWM driving like that recently, then again one hour later after he crashed and blocked the whole highway ahead of me.
Soulzippey
TackerTacker
Interesting definition of "good driver"
Thanksforl
Do BMW's even come with turn signals standard, or are they an extra equipment option?
BossVarriack
$350 addon. High beams off by default is $150 typically. and a free system can be added to auto brake after merging lanes
Thanksforl
What's the cost of the anti- deutsch bag behavior warnings system?
thricebakedxyz
Suppose that's the simulator you have to get 'passing grade' before buying one?
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
It's in the dealership showroom
CincoProductsINC
Is this how people train to drive like crazy aholes?
PixelSprite64
CptnVentris
I would pay so much for an add on that let me smash into the driver with a plow.
DeltaBladeX
So what game is this? Might be fun to give it to someone I know. >:D
Shurenai
City Car Driving.
DeltaBladeX
Thanks
pr3viso
Even in a simulation the turn signals don't work
muysfsu
He's even nailed the style of driving of a BMW owner.
xcopperx
Only thing is hes going too fast instead of 20 under and he doesnt hit the brakes for no apparent reason every couple seconds.
Hendlton
Where are these mythical BMW drivers going 20 under the limit? BMW and Audi drivers I see regularly go 20+ above the limit.
xcopperx
I guess it must be either or
spx39
IxKzok
Real question, does anyone know who this streamer is?
[deleted]
[deleted]
IxKzok
You’re an awesome human being!
HamburgerWelper
Where do I buy this California Highway Sim? I don't get enough anxiety IRL and would like to emulate it at home.
MrWizzzard
For extra anxiety it deducts $5k from your bank account each time you crash.
TheCuntCrusader
only $5k?
MrWizzzard
The micro transactions keeps you playing longer.
TheLilBee
And ruins your insurance rate for the 10+ years
wankelmut
"no bitch I am a good driver hehe you are stupid" so good :D
mirrorz
Speeding, no turn signals, total disregard for lanes, cutting everyone off.... Perfect simulation.
[deleted]
[deleted]
Fedotia
Can confirm, saw a BMW driving like that recently, then again one hour later after he crashed and blocked the whole highway ahead of me.
IdidNotKnowTHat
It’s always the F150s that drive like jackasses in my area.
Jagshusband
He’s not on his phone or drinking Starbucks though…
AntoniusBlock33
Thatsthejoke.jpg
seekingdaedalus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i26-iBmq-Ps&ab_channel=MovieQuoteBank
Patters2
wait they speed around you? here they do 10-under or worse, the rest still applies though
mmcnaughton
As a BMW owner, the first thing I was told is I no longer need to use turn signals or pay attention to those around me... Were they wrong?
acejlp
Look close. On the dash and on the tail lights. Indicators are working sometimes. Not an accurate simulation.
amp99
Some fuckwit did this in real life in a 350Z (putting countless people at risk): https://youtu.be/acatwdIWar4
VonDoomThe3rd
Looks like typical driving in Houston on the 405
UsedToBeAPilotButNowImJustSomeGuy
I thought I was mad watching it, then I read the comments.
djzapz
Agree... lots of little boys out there.
borghnaz
Yepthosearebees
Fast
LetumComplexo
I have 100% seen people doing exactly this before. On way worse roads too, no idea how they didn’t wreck.
thelastmelt
They do. They think they won’t, but they do.
Hendlton
You can search on YT and find plenty of videos of Russians doing exactly this.
whatbuttondoipush
Fucking reported this asshat for dangerous activities lol
desolatorx
Disappointed he didn't hug a tree in the end
AnythingMuchShorter
I see this on the 405 in LA every day. It's so selfish, if you want to risk your life for fun, go ahead, but don't put that risk on others.
dinosaurfruitsnack
Wtf… dude just go to a track day, it’s not hard. This is dumb as hell.
bewstmorebewst
And it’s waaaaaaaay cheaper than paying your deductible.
IMakeMyOwnSweat
I think the only way it could be worse if if he were driving against traffic
GlobalConstitution4all
This happens everyday. They just crash and die or murder someone and get arrested without uploading the video.
waeraj
I used to be this guy. I was young and dumb.
thelastmelt
Are you less young and less dumb? I sometimes worry I’m getting less young and more dumb
ThisprogramcannotberuninDOSmode
Now you're only dumb, amitite?
Rips4w
That type of shit is much worse than just being dumb. It's being an absolute garbage human being with no regard for others.
waeraj
Yeah I had a shit view of reality. Lots of disillusionment and angst.
thelastmelt
I applaud your self awareness now. May you influence others!
aluminumonkey
And full of cum?
waeraj
I mean I was a bottom back then too
ZebAsiz
"Your mother is a hitbox!" I like this man's style. Source?
KoalaOnTheJuice
"I like to hit her box hahaha"
randomwalrus
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLXWq21bklTO4nIe9i7DJ8w
LazyLout
Would have sworn he was imdulo