I am capable of theft

What happened

So i was at this party today and enjoying myself and when I had to leave i saw that there was a bag of DORITOS(Nacho Cheese) sitting on the table so I am like "Hey look there is an unopened bag of DORITOS just sitting there" then i was talking to myself abot the DORITOS and my brain didn't want to take them but my stomach did and my stomach won so I grabbed my stuff (backback, shoes, and towel) ran to the table grabbed a can of Mountain Dew and the DORITOS and ran all the way to my car and drove off