Am I Doing This Right?

I'm gonna start of with a shit we all know. This is the one and only human shit. This shit is the reason you enter WW3 on the toilet.

This spherical goodness is giraffe shit. This shit is darker than a black pornstar's dick (don't give it a blowjob though)

This right here is penguin shit. I like penguin shit

This little bitch is pigeon shit. Pigeon shit is cold like the heart of the pigeon that always shits on my car at work (fuck you Carl)

This beauty is owl shit. Owls are already badass animals so obviously their shits are badass too. The best thing about this shit is that you can still see the corpses of the owls' victim. I'm pretty sure Cubone got it's mom's skull straight from an owl turd

This right here is the mythical unicorn poop. It is believed that if you take a bite out of this shit, you can wish for anything you want (if you die instead remember not to believe a man that talks about shit on the Internet)

And last but not least here is holy shit

This is the holiest of shits ever. After you spend your time on the big bad poop eater this powerful being decides if your shit is worthy of entering Shitven