Dec 12, 2014 1:37 PM
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Source: http://explosm.net/comics/3772/
shopping
realization
scurvyisyourfriend
When I fart on my hand, it gets warm.
L1NK3Y
Farts are like ideas, when you have to force it it's probably shit.
DontMakeMeFart
Yes.
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StrongNuclearHorse
You do realize Santa is based on the real historical person Saint Nicholas, right?
Tieoken
I mean outside of Tacitus whose timeline doesn't match at all nobody really has any (historical) record of the guy. Plus, common name.
HeartlessMirror
Have you met him? No? Where's your proof?
zrobacov
Look up the works of Josephus. A scholar who met Jesus and did not have anything to do with the Bible and still documented his existence.
TheGingersaurus
Was he a person? Probably. Was he the son of a god? No.
Is he noted anywhere else but religious texts?
Can you provide sources? I want sources.
scurvyisyourfriend
When I fart on my hand, it gets warm.
L1NK3Y
Farts are like ideas, when you have to force it it's probably shit.
DontMakeMeFart
Yes.
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StrongNuclearHorse
You do realize Santa is based on the real historical person Saint Nicholas, right?
Tieoken
I mean outside of Tacitus whose timeline doesn't match at all nobody really has any (historical) record of the guy. Plus, common name.
HeartlessMirror
Have you met him? No? Where's your proof?
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zrobacov
Look up the works of Josephus. A scholar who met Jesus and did not have anything to do with the Bible and still documented his existence.
TheGingersaurus
Was he a person? Probably. Was he the son of a god? No.
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TheGingersaurus
Is he noted anywhere else but religious texts?
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TheGingersaurus
Can you provide sources? I want sources.