LynxKitty
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When does one crave mayonnaise?
Sep 17, 2014 7:36 PM
LynxKitty
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TheBeardedFinch
I am Jack. There will be sushi.
daelith
My girlfriend does this exact same thing, minus the mayo.
nspark48
"But none that I WANT" - gf
LynxKitty
Exactly!
erichwithanh
plot twist: gf IS pregnant.
TheBeardedFinch
you shut your whore mouth. I'm not buying sushi and birth control.
erichwithanh
you don't need to buy birth control if she's preggo!
LynxKitty
But honey...you ARE buying my birth control... XD
KQ7Entropy
I love mayonnaise. I eat it on fries, i make my own dressing. Sometimes I think up new ways to use mayonnaise. Potatoes.. mmmm
Cataleast
It's a pretty versatile condiment for sure :D
LynxKitty
Oh gawd, stahp.... - drools-
kennypowersMFCEO
you need to make up some garlic aoli. that shits the tits
kennypowersMFCEO
mayo, minced garlic, pepper and lemon juice (lime juice works too though)
kennypowersMFCEO
I HAD TO BUY/MAKE SCALLOPS TWO DAYS AGO FOR GF
LynxKitty
You, sir, are valiant and kind.
kennypowersMFCEO
i try to be, at least to her... she does bjs and other sex stuff
LynxKitty
Maybe if I offer extra bjs and sex stuff, he'll take me out for sushi tonight XD
kennypowersMFCEO
it would work for me, plus i love sushi
TheBeardedFinch
...we're going out for sushi tonight...'cause reasons.