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clonedeeznuts
Even ordered through a catalog like one
Sechran
Marsupialmessiah
Omg she is so cringy, and he should be in prison.
Enlightenment123
Melania is a spy for Putin
LunchTM
Except this isn’t satire! Stay in your lane, the ONION!
509tigerfish
jimhotep
albakSPrince
Putin usually gets his information straight from trump but as his ass is completely blown out he'll keep meeting with Mel for that and the other stuff
flordelasantillas
There's no need for any listening device. Need top secret info send $$$ Trump can be bought for the right price.
Clayman8
Guys, not even we want her. I know we did a lot of bad things but this one isnt on us.
KittyToeBeans
Look at that picture and tell me if you would really be surprised if she unhinged her jaw and ate a guinea pig whole.
mithiwithi
She's a Visitor!
cytherians
Alien eyes. Must have a fully movable jaw. 😏
duktayp
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUyeWN0a2F2ODloZGgzYmZsczI0c2dyN2Q3N3JrcGQyc3BxejBhenR3cSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/4qqlwHqOvH3mgtooKB/giphy.gif
HummingBirrb
Trump: you are too old for me
snixsys
pullingsixty
This is known to be reversed, like years ago.
azarza
never noticed Ivanka and co stopped smiling too
ThrashAndChemistry
Oh shit I missed that when this clip was new
Zetor
Googled "butt plug microphone" for lame pun, but found this:
WTF, Sennheiser. https://lvrusa.com/product/sennheiser-skp-100-butt-plug-plug-on-transmitter/
sagejosh0
I think Trump would wind up finding that one. Try something he would never look at…so like anywhere around the face.
dwarfinathonginacaskinthewaterwoooo
rule34
LumpPump
they werent kidding when they said tools for your creativity. cant wait to hear about how OF peoples got creative with it
TheDancingMango
That is a transmitter that plugs into the "butt," or the non-recording end of a microphone. It's used for wireless transmission, as opposed to putting a wire in there.
The name is definitely hilariously unfortunate, but it's not a butt plug in the sexual sense.
seriously9
Mod time, go, go gadget?
InitHello
Unless you're brave enough.
TheDancingMango
Fair enough, that's on me for not being specific lol. I should have said "not intended as one."
an0therthr0waway
I thought The Onion only published satire. I've read a bunch of rumors/theories that she was a plant. So... hopefully the rumors are indeed false. /shrug
WarThunderLeakedMySpecs
Oh buddy… he literally sold state secrets and source identities his last term. And I’m not even talking about the bathroom full of shit he tried to leave with.
dirtylerker
*did leave with. The National Archives knew they were missing and asked for them back repeatedly until they finally went the route of a search warrant and recovered them. Then he and others were charged for taking them and refusing to return them. That was the whole "Florida documents case" that Jack Smith was prosecuting before he (rump) was re-elected.