Somehow Not The Onion

You look at that headline and think, yes, classic headline from The Onion. Great work, as always!

But no, we just live in the absolutely stupidest timeline.

Part of me wonders if this bill is part of a grander scheme to make it so literally no one can tell the difference between fact and fiction in the US. I mean, that already applies to half the country, but that leaves another half that believes in truth, science, etm. Can't have that! We're diving into the post-truth world. Well, maybe more like a belly flop. Doesn't really matter which, there's no water in the pool anyway.