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Aug 28, 2016 1:29 PM
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dubyabee2
Well this is discriminatory, it doesn't include any hipster genres that end in -house or -step.
lindydanny
"Twangy bits"
VicarDeaconBishop
1:20 for a punk song is very accurate. Love it.
arresteddeveloper
rap song is '4:20' long huehue
jeromygride
Queen belongs in a class of it's own
tevyethemad
As someone who grew up in traditional folk, I have a very different view of that genre.
RadioFreqq
"Momma said America Dirt Road Jesus" -T Shirt?
Ivebeentothefrontpage
I like this. Thank you
buttcreambandit
Well this really just shuts down all music types don't it
Meepbose
Upvote for barfing sound
ecofriendlynukes
As a folk/indie rock singer-songwriter, this is totally accurate. nursedalton.bandcamp.com
Opskii
36 minutes for jazz, sounds about right
CroissantCrotch
Penagen
4:20 for rap, he knows whats up
fuckerrightinthepussy
dιdn'т noтιce υnтιl yoυ ѕaιd ѕoмeтнιng lol
DaedricDownvoter
I'm sorry but it's 2 hours and 67 minutes of nonstop jazzzz!
OverlordEd
As a big fan of jazz, the solo section can go as long as people keep giving out solos and some people take 20
EnthusiasticJazzHands
Where's metal?
mrbadxampl
wonder how this chart would interpret the bluegrass cover of Gin n Juice...
badgersbadgerswedontneednostinkinbadgers
Pickin' n sinnin'
flowseeker
Pickin, grinnin, rollin down the street, we ain't love these hoes, pickin
iabsolutelyfckingabhorguns
Real classic rock is often much longer.
JeziBelle
Country ain't nothing but the blues in a funny hat.
MrScud
pickin n grinnin always makes me fucking laugh
ro0t9
Repost
Aesurah
Noodling. I don't want to Google that but I really really do want to Google that.
UserNameThatWasntTakenWhenIFilledOutThisField
messing around on the instrument in the musical sense
Aesurah
ah thanks !
parkanov
have you ever stuck your schlong in a thermos bottle full of warm, soggy macaroni?
Aesurah
weirdly specific..
blitherypoop
It's the jazz equivalent of jamming. It's also sticking your arm in a muddy hole in the hopes of catching a catfish. Context is everything.
Aesurah
Context is totally everything!
MrScud
weirdly illegal in a lot of places I hear
blitherypoop
It's potentially lethal.
flowseeker
The metal one is my favorite https://www.guitarmasterclass.net/guitar_forum/uploads/monthly_08_2014/post-15794-1407578222.png
mrbadxampl
so true
vthehtyphoon
As a Death Metal bass player Cookie Monster confirmed
peridotite
My teacher called it dinosaur music. She said it sounded like they had a t-Rex roaring into the microphone
AroAce
What about Heavy Metal ?
charliesheen420
Black metal tracks are usually like 9 minutes.
AShortLongUserName
Thanks for giving me a good belly laugh this morning
NuclearNinjaruu
Cookie monster aaahaha
Promethianfire
Prog metal fan. Can confirm.
CarcharodonCarcharias
thebluestthingsonearth
Fantastic.
MostValuableDickbutt
But where's the graph for symphonic metal?
MrJinglesTheFirst
nexusband
It's that progressive metal, or programming metal? :D
MostValuableDickbutt
Yes
Martecles
Check out Plini (Spotify and YouTube) it's the bastard child of Jazz and Progressive Metal.
Imthedudeplayinthedudedisguisedasanotherdude
Same thing went through my head
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
Progressively programmed metal.
LordNevyn
so its a song that never ends?
chunkblaster
Prof means progessive metal. And that's a fairly accurate image. The weird timing & changes those guys do is nuts sometimes
LetumComplexo
Nuts often = extraneous but it's still pretty cool.