It's always, "I'd steal the moon for you," without any discussion of the climate catastrophe that would unleash on the planet, and said with the full knowledge that saying such things is easy and meaningless. It should be more things like, "I want to do dishes with you while we listen to shitty disco and maybe dance a little while we laugh together."
“I’d steal the moon for you, but due to the logistical and circumstantial implications, I will have to leave the moon in its current orbit. However, I have here a title deed for the moon, which as you can see has been signed by the president of the International Astronomical Union, who I threatened to stab with a sharpened turnip unless he gave me official ownership of the moon, which I now gift to you, because I love you.”
This works, and with the right partner it will 100% get you laid.
"Listen, I tolerate your existence, I sit in the same room as you, I occasionally bring you a mouse or a lizard, and I don't murder you in your sleep.... What more do you want you dumb bitch"
There's a difference between "I suck at verbal communication and I don't care if its important to you, you just have to accept me as I am" and "I suck at verbal communication but I realise it is important to you and I am willing to try and learn if you're willing to meet me half way".
elusiveenchilada
It's always, "I'd steal the moon for you," without any discussion of the climate catastrophe that would unleash on the planet, and said with the full knowledge that saying such things is easy and meaningless. It should be more things like, "I want to do dishes with you while we listen to shitty disco and maybe dance a little while we laugh together."
Tarmaccian
“I’d steal the moon for you, but due to the logistical and circumstantial implications, I will have to leave the moon in its current orbit. However, I have here a title deed for the moon, which as you can see has been signed by the president of the International Astronomical Union, who I threatened to stab with a sharpened turnip unless he gave me official ownership of the moon, which I now gift to you, because I love you.”
This works, and with the right partner it will 100% get you laid.
DYLANLEE79
"Listen, I tolerate your existence, I sit in the same room as you, I occasionally bring you a mouse or a lizard, and I don't murder you in your sleep.... What more do you want you dumb bitch"
mondeca
Calm down, Dennis
DarkJaeger
You must be a cat.
FetaForMoses
Well, saying words in any kind of way surely helps getting a point across.
hellsgunslinger
This is very true and needs to be considered but also some of us are just shit at verbal communication. It sucks but its a reality
DutchBoeremeisie
There's a difference between "I suck at verbal communication and I don't care if its important to you, you just have to accept me as I am" and "I suck at verbal communication but I realise it is important to you and I am willing to try and learn if you're willing to meet me half way".