Then name of this yarn is amazing

May 6, 2020 12:46 AM

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That is a 100% accurate description.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and accurate.

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This is very "Canadian University Campus," as far as a yarn colour goes

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Wow! But you know what? It's exactly right!

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Well, there it is.gif

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Is there a scented version available?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Close. Looks a little more duck shitish to me.

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Accurate

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Were the other colors similarly imaginatively named? Heh, I made a soup this color tonight!

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My Grandparent's house was entirely Goose Turd Green and Goose Turd Orange.

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Amazingly accurate.

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Had some geese in my younger days, can confirm ... v

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Very ????????

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Is there a Crayola set with this in it? I know a kid....

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The goose is loose

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My grandmother was a sculpter and painter and used this term. She was a self absorbed pain in the ass too. Just as an FYI.

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We get geese arrive at work every year, shit everywhere and tbf....its a pretty accurate colour match

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Chocolate shart

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Geese poop in front of my office on a daily basis, this is pretty close.

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I prefer the "effervescent shit stain" hue myself.

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Or Chocolate Shart

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Shit my dog eats

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The name of this sauce is descriptive

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I have seen goose turds and I feel the color is a close match.

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Seconded, I hope it smells better though.

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If only it was dye lot #2

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But a #3 is diarrhea (according to my kids), which is very similar to goose shit.

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6 years ago (deleted May 7, 2020 1:26 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That’s the best marketing could come up with?

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

but .. it IS accurate.

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Ha you think we market this? And it is period accurate

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You work for big yarn? You giant corporations ruin everything

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Marketing department for yarn must be HUGE.

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Probably just one guy, and he’s clearly phoning it in

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6 years ago (deleted Sep 18, 2022 6:53 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

My grandmother used to say, “Greener than goose shit”.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Exactly

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6 years ago (deleted Sep 18, 2022 6:53 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Khaki also works. Kak is also a version of shit. I think in Dutch or Taal or Afrikaans or some such thing. I’m no expert.

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Correct

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Am Dutch, can confirm.

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