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Heard a loud crash in the bathroom. Apparently ceiling caved in where the shower is.
Because of my shitty camera, it looks like just piles of dirt.. but really, it's MILLIONS of brown ants! The light brown speckles are the eggs. When I moved the shower curtain, several of them were already climbing up my arm. ACK!
MeanwhileBackOnEarth
See ya. Wouldn't wanna be ya.
ThomYorkesLazyEye
And which demon did you piss off recently, OP?
sebasstian12
I remember the last time this happened... http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1416886/oprah-s-bees-o.gif
fartharder
FUUUUUUUUU...
notasrelevant
Did the insurance cover the fire damage?
insomniphobic
Imagine if you had been taking a shower when that happened...(shutter)
JackNovius
Nopealm sales have skyrocketed 9001%
durkadurkagirl
Wow. Slowclap. +1
griste
i live in australia, i am fully provisioned for this eventuality ;)
StormTrooperLumberjack
Stay Positiv. Think about a better place in your Home than the Shower where this could happend.
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
Honestly I can't. The bathroom is the only place that you could be fully naked. Also, you dropped this "e" right here.
deuterocanon
Dude, RUN AWAY!
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
A NIGHTMARE ON IMGUR STREET.
jackbos
To the ants this is like their entire civilization suddenly moved to another planet.
mydad
I think 'kill it with fire' is appropriate here
SweetGandhisTittySprinkles
Only solution:
sportysportysportysportssportssportssports
Your username made me laugh out loud.
bleepbloopbleepbloopbleep
What is this? A shower for ants?
stuntmantan
the roof, the roof, the roof needs to be on fire right the fuck now.
silsadementia
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn!
bigdaddychocolate
SweetAdultJesus
Someone needs to explain to me how that many ants could be living in a house, surviving, presumably without food... in a ceiling...
CabezonHueca
now you know what happended to the dog
TheHeadTheTailTheWholeDamnFish
Probably without food? They're in a house.
CloverHen
They're carpenter ants and they are eating the house.
Acephalous
These may be those new "tawny crazy ants". I've never seen carpenter ants nest like THAT.
Ninjafrog
The house IS the food.
tiger68
Thank you for the lack of zoom. Seriously.
thatkevinguy
What is this? A bath tub for ants!!
iveneverdonethisbefore
This tub has to be at least...three times bigger than this!
accujimmy
Today, jimmy learns to scroll down a bit. Kudos to you sir, for thinking just like me.
CptTightPants
Ahahahahaha. +1 to you.
huckleberryj
this made me laugh!
dustindhansen
Get this comment to the top!
Makkaronibelly
YOUR REACTION PROBABLY:
djscrimmyd
*Slow clap*
LoveEngineFive
This needs more points.
Makkaronibelly
You are absolutely right! ;-)
mrjiffyish
Redbird5241
:D :D :D
robertomas
God, I haven't seen that one in so long. Perfect for this post!
WhatWouldGandalfDo
Time to buy a new house. I'm assuming you've already burned the old one down.
TacticusThrowaway
http://imgur.com/O8QfE9m
LaPiscinaDeLaMuerte
minihorse
Luckily they weren't fire ants, that would have only strengthened them.
BruceWillisFromTheFifthElement
Not yet, there's one hope left: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/092/216/1294513770866.png
memeallthethings
Do you think if they let loose a bunch of anteaters that they would just explode because of all the ants they eat?
footlongfeet
AgamemnonsMemes
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY SPIDERS... I was reading to burn the internet..
mimi2410
Ahhahahahah xD
Oort
You could buy the internet on Amazon and burn it.
LilyF
When any insect numbers in millions, it doesn't matter to me how many legs they have, it's still horrifying. Ants can bite too.
BakeryBitch
AN INSECT BY ITSELF IS HORRIFYING.
eggmuffin
All insects have six legs.
longooglite
Wow, so insect war heroes aren't REAL insects now? Insect accident victims? Insects with birth defects? What the hell is wrong with you?
TwoUsernamesInATrenchcoat
**giggle**
kamosey
"I HAVE NO SON !!"
johnyspot
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
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johnyspot
lulz, gayboy.
itakeawalkonthewildside
Anyone else notice that NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPEN... looks like OPEN OPEN OPEN...
OriginalUsername2
NOPE
buttonmash
I like how this currently has 666 upvotes
mckayc
What does nopen mean?
ilikebreakfast
NO NO NOOO
ProfessorMosby
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Lumberjackfirefighter
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Derblejks
no pen ?
IMGesus
I thought open, open, open... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebD2r-8vo8Y
IMGesus
Fuck I feel old.
pizzapatrol
Open what?
ghmp
I've made this joke before. FIRST
erezac
No pen.
blobmarley
I like the way you see continuously typed repetitive words, boy!
johnyspot
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
AndritosRetardos
Open?
Coonninja
Sometimes, you only need one word. This is one of those times.
TingleIsHereToCollectYourLifeSavings
some say he is still nope'ing to this very day
PillaPlease
You deserve more credit for this one.
thienho
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
SexyFishHorse
yes?
howaboutnoname
NOPE!
johnyspot
Perhaps. Perhaps not.
Ponylicious
NOPEDIDDLEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
XXSkyle80Xx
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
TheKerfuffle
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
misterturdcat
penispenispenispenispenispenispenispenospenispenispenospenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenis
Frostels
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
johnyspot
IMAGINE THEM FALLING ON YOU IN THE SHOWER! NOPE!
Slidera
Calm down Satan.
DeathMach2
I CAN FEEL THEM CRAWLING OVER ME D: NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
johnyspot
Just up your leg for now, going up to your groin :)
morisuzu
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENUHUHNOWAY/ABSCONDS
Chocolateisterribleanddontmessagemetellingmeitsnot
Stop right there not one step closer
johnyspot
That whole mess right there could carry YOU out of the house...
GeeEm
The ants aren't gonna listen.
Chocolateisterribleanddontmessagemetellingmeitsnot
I hate everyone
Komachine
So what did you do? The ant-icipation is killing me!
hailthefish
He took pictures, left a message for the landlord, and bought a shitton of Raid to gas those little bastards.
DumaisWellsGaveMePTSD
CASE CLOSED.
kudospop
People like you deserve this fate.
DancyPants
This was the prime moment to say you were shivering with ant-icipation. the PRIME. MOMENT.
themoonmadeofbarbequesparerib
I believe you mean antici
themoonmadeofbarbequesparerib
pation.
odraencoded
He took photos and uploaded them to the internet.
purplebex
(2) out all the ants and then replace all the rotted wood the ants had caused.
tonfrazi
Ok, fine, you can have my upvote
purplebex
(1)From Reddit: he sprayed 4 cans of raid on them. Then he stayed in a hotel while the landlord hired an exterminator. They had to clear
fouroutoffivecatslikeme
my favorite thing from the reddit page: "30 naked strangers covered in soap and beetles"
ivecomeontodayto1ohwhatsthat1nope1whatwasi1dangu
Who in the hell has FOUR CANS of raid on hand?
purplebex
He went and bought them after discovering the ants
IzimaKaoru
Someone who lives in an infested shithole
DistractedEngineer
stupidnickname
you deserve much more upvotes good sir
ivecomeontodayto1ohwhatsthat1nope1whatwasi1dangu
*Many, Mr. Campaign Manager.
erezac
Be thankful you weren't showering at the time... So much nope.
TwatSprinkle
Like this many! NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
SdeMarr
That is something straight out of a horror film. Oh dear lord
hermionelovegood
you just made me gag to hard my eyes are watering
ieatdollhair
Why the fuck did you have to say that?!?! *heebie jeebie-ing
photobug317
You literally just sent shivers down my spine!
AntonLFG
Be thankful you weren't showering with your mouth open at the time.*
ennaamber
Oh my god I cringed so hard reading that. Bleh ew ew ew ew ew ewwwwww.
rebel9
I think you mean BEE thankful. Sorry, I'll go.
johnovision27
I think we can all agree to upgrade this from a simple "nope" to a FUCK THAT SHIT!
pancreas
I'd set myself on fire to kill the ants...and then jump in the shower to put out the fire...SHIT!
IAmALeafOnTheWindWatchHowISoar
But.. But the ants are in the shower!
FellatioSpecialist
The horror of this comment just gave me shivers!!
MalevolentMiser
Who said I was ever showering again?
skeuser
you're a bad person for making me think about millions of ants falling on my naked body with no way of washing them off.
HatsAreEssential
Uh... shower? You're... in the shower... where you wash things off...
theycallmethenerfherder
I would've thrown up everywhere and just passed out.
DrBarrelRoll
then the terrorists would have won.
theycallmethenerfherder
Spat coffee on my desk. Was not expecting that answer.
Lolsaur
But if the terrorists win, would not you as well?
DrBarrelRoll
n... no?
Lolsaur
Oh ok
umbreon26
Just got a mental image where that happened and I'm just getting chills over and over STOP BRAIN
TwatBurgah
Has it stopped yet?
umbreon26
Yes but thank you for bringing it up again lol
Shannerwren
It's like some sort of pre traumatic stress disorder.
ItsTheCommentsThatMakeImgurWorthwhile
we should call it PreTSD.
Shannerwren
Yes, I am a sufferer of Nopes Induces PreTSD.
Cambric
l1ldreamstar
That is so freaking adorable!
NotACanadian
I expected hydrocortizone. Or Bengay. Or Gayben.
SirHakase
"TONIGHT, WE FEAST." said the anteaters.
simboner
Adorbs
RelevantForOnce
That's way better than your #2 option.
GoldZero
They'll wait until the anteater is stuffed, and then this: http://images.wikia.com/yugioh/images/7/72/AnteatereatingantDR04-EN-R-UE.png
HeyKidimaComputahStopallthaDownloadin
I laughed nerdily.
ForeverTyrone
You are magic. You made me feel that life can be okay again.
Vanaheim
squeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
CallieJones
Exactly my response to this.
redxvparkour
bro i was like... "oooooooh nu..." then i clicked it and was like "AHUREHRUEHUAUUHRUEHEASURHEUA" true story
hotelhero
Holy shit that thing is adorable.
SlothNipples
thank you sir/madame(?), you made me calm again! :)
LordAwkward
I also thought petrol or something to light up your arm but this is way too much better!!!
KeyboardInputModule
I love how everywhere people say petrol rather than gasoline like here in America. Petrol just sounds more accurate. Just saying....
CheddarDreams
Very rarely does a picture make me awww out loud
austnads
daw
iherdyaks
i...i want one...
poopsiepop
THIS MADE EVERYTHING SO MUCH BETTER. ;-;
ithereckless
Yeah I was expecting a chainsaw too.
SexyFishHorse
d'awwww
dirtymcginger
I love that you turned a NOPE into a d'awwwww!
BanjoPlayingNuisance
At first I thought: "Incoming severed or on fire limb. " Was pleasantly surprised by adorable! :)
InfiniteSynapse
Good Guy Cambric.
Lumberjackfirefighter
awwww this is so cute!
Gnomleif76
It's clearly a d'awwwnteater.
idonotthinkmyusernamemeanswhatyouthinkitmeans
look at you, sad that you never made it to best comments of the day, and then the same day you go and make it! Good on you pal!
Cambric
I was referring to that best/top comment of the day trophy, but thank you for noticing :)
idonotthinkmyusernamemeanswhatyouthinkitmeans
Oh, well that's very specific, I don't EVER expect to get that bad boy
Cambric
Me either, but for some reason I really want to get a Thunder trophy, it looks badass.
idonotthinkmyusernamemeanswhatyouthinkitmeans
haha me too! The two ones I really want are that one and the punny oen