MRW my friend asks me how I take my chocolate milk, who played Catwoman in the 1992 Batman Returns movie, and what an alloy of gold and manganese is

Jun 19, 2015 4:51 PM

slothslothsloth

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MRW my friend asks me how I take my chocolate milk, who played Catwoman in the 1992 Batman Returns movie, and what an alloy of g

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Comments (19)

slurpuffeveryday

Congrats, you are my favourite today.

11 years ago |

minabear

I laughed. Harder than I care to admit

11 years ago |

flamingpie

Nailed it!

11 years ago |

SailorDerpiter

Fuck you take my +1

11 years ago |

ashipthatshipsshippingships

Bruno Mars is a lot like Prince. One of the smallest men in the world, but could get all the butt he wants to.

11 years ago |

ThatsPermanent

I know he's short, but that seems like an extreme solution.

11 years ago |

BlameBarackHusseinObama

OP was sitting in traffic this morning when they came up with this. I bet my anal virginity on it.

11 years ago |

ashipthatshipsshippingships

Don't even act like your anus is a virgin. Don't you even.

11 years ago |

astilita

"Uh Uh Uh i should totally put this on Imgur"

11 years ago |

MeMeMeMiso

@ipegonthefirstdate

11 years ago |

frankensteinsmonster13

To quote a DM of mine: "Roll for Anal Circumference."

11 years ago |

SecretBoardOfShadowyFigures

Part of me really wants to know the context of what would prompt that roll, and then part of me really doesn't.

11 years ago |

frankensteinsmonster13

"The guard approaches menacingly with a sinister-looking spiked object. Roll for Anal Circumference.

11 years ago |

SecretBoardOfShadowyFigures

I'd been wanting to get back into D&D for a while now. After that, y'know, I think I'm good.

11 years ago |

frankensteinsmonster13

On the bright side, the rougue learned to stop nicking shit from every single person we came across, including characters that were helping.

11 years ago |