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Rumor has it, he thinks “Trump International AP” sounds nice. Direct flights to Scotland?
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purpleseadragons
YES THANK YOU FOR REPPING TEXAS WELL!!
BigMuskie77
Surely there's a toxic waste dump in Nevada we could name after him, right?
GratuaCuun
Kronzor
We also need to collective repurpose the word trump. It can’t mean the overpowering card in a game anymore. It’s gotta be the loser card now
bhobby1212
I don't know his name is on some federal maximum Penitentiary sound about right
touchofgray8503
You could name the dumpster after him.
postalval
pretty sure he can't fly into Scotland they are under lockdown and unemployed immigrants are usually turned away
ThePowersThatBe81
I don't agree with banning his name from fed buildings. I think the Donald J Trump Toxic Waste Dump has a nice ring to it.
hakanTvSmasher
Trump Detention Center?
GravityOtter
A true American Terrorist Donald Trump
Isometimestakethingsliterally
Remember how trump tried to undo everything Obama did? Something tells me his medicine will be his own flavoured.
DrSchlepenstein
The only legacy Trump is leaving behind is of a treasonous man child who had a hissyfit for 4 years while destroying the country.
FnordGallop
I'm not against naming minor buildings at federal prisons after him - though it might set a bad precedent for other criminals.
CASchoeps
I am a big fan of the "Trump Memorial Mass Grave"-
duhleted
Who?
subrosaflorens
Putting his name on a tombstone sounds like a great idea to me.
jacquesmehoff
I think they should change the name of the waste treatment center from dump to Trump.
glittalogik
Split the difference and just call it the Drumpf.
jacquesmehoff
Also I am typing this while on the toilet taking a huge Trump
FairyKingOberon
Only problem is that waste management is actually usefull
confanity
I would be perfectly happy to name the isolation ward of a maximum security prison after him, and then house him there until he dies.
dukeooo
I'd be fine naming a bathroom or cesspool after him.
Kronzor
Be right back I gotta go take a huge trump!
JamsieL
We don't want that orange fuck nugget in Scotland.
gnarlyfartz
gondolph
No naval vessels. No military bases or ports
PrinceOfWhales
I'd say no library for him either, because Mein Kampf is already available at bookstores everywhere.
lenomdeplume
Since it won’t be guarded by Federal Officers, I suspect it won’t last very long.
CASchoeps
Make it a prison library, or one offering free books and other help to immigrants.
Deaghaidh
Libraries are important for historians who will be documenting and analyzing his presidency. We need one.
lenomdeplume
IDK about that...isn’t the chief librarian appointed by the namesake?
lenomdeplume
At any rate, Trump forbid any note-taking during his meetings and frequently confiscated any notes that were taken,
Deaghaidh
The first one, but usually after the namesake dies they become actual academic institutions instead of narcissistic monuments.
kamkor1
Donald j trump national maximum security prison
kamkor1
For nazis
PhobosTyrannis
Name a public toilet after him.
CoarseAndSalty
If he's convicted of treason, take his name off his own tower.
caerulakid
Name a species of mosquito after him? Sucks the lifeblood out of anything he touches, is a vector for the worst things in life to get to you
caerulakid
Also, we’d exterminate them without really missing them too much. Seems poetic.
owensdad102542
Can we stop calling it the john and start calling it the trump.
IamTheRealD
Going to the "donald john" now.
TheRealPaulyDee
Why not the don?
FloridaLiving
Take a trump in the troilet...
yoginioftruth
I 2nd this motion
GuitarBobMonterey
I'll give it a number two this morning also.
FractalChainsaw
This is a movement I can get behind.
PimpinKen
No, we need to narrow the focus. All portapottys and latrines should be called trumps. You just can't clean those things
cardinal29
Similar smells!
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
"I'm gonna go to the trump and take a huge trump, brb"
creegro
Just start saying "I'm gonna go take a trump" instead of dump.
aiuta219
Seize all his properties. Make every one of them mixed income housing. Let Barack Obama rename all of them. John Lewis Tower sounds good.
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
George Floyd public park would be nice, too.
BunchaCrunchOfHuman
This idea put the biggest smile on my face. Thank you
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
If Biden or Fauci called it the "Trump Pandemic" just once, I bet the name would stick and it would be called that forever.
AuralOcean
I badly want to see the giant T*** sign on the hotel in Chicago removed.
aiuta219
As a resident of Gary: same, dude
AuralOcean
Not often do I agree with Gary Indiana. JK I'm sure there's many lovely people stuck there through no fault of your own.
aiuta219
I live a two minute walk from the lake Shore and five minutes from the National Park. It's not all Robocop Detroit.
micuu
Nah, burn down Trump Tower. I like the idea of the only monument to him being a burned-out ruin.
aiuta219
It would piss him off more knowing poors are living in his buildings.
micuu
Wouldn't be as poetic though. Definitely more ironic however.
aiuta219
Imma say President Daughterfucker has never appreciated a poem in his life so we might as well do the ironic one.
lenomdeplume
I love it!
aiuta219
As for the tradition of naming a Navy ship for a President: Let Trump have a lifeboat on the USS Jimmy Carter (which is a submarine).
DanOrtega
Name a torpedo. and a dud one.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Fuck that. They should just rename the ships head as the trump. "Gonna go take a dump at the trump, brb"
aiuta219
Another fun idea would be a coast guard cutter on like Kentucky Lake. "You get to do meth patrol on the USCG Trump!"
aiuta219
(Meth patrol on Kentucky Lake is totally a real thing. I have a cousin who has done it for 18 years)
ReginaKasteen
Talk about your thankless jobs. "We caught a meth dealer in Kentucky, only 99,999 left..."
NotAPervert
Rename a target ship the day it’s getting sank and then never bring him up again
aiuta219
That would honestly be an insult to the sailors and Marines who served aboard her.
NotAPervert
Very fair. Didn’t consider that. What about a Seaborne Powered Target? Drone boat that never had crew.
aiuta219
Trumpy McCruiseMissileFace
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Ahmoud Arbery Community Center, Breonna Taylor National Park
aiuta219
Breona Taylor A Largo
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
That was what I was thinking of!
Apeofdeath
I would like to nominate the Donald Trump dumpster
outerreg
Not thinking small enough. Donald J. Trump portable Latrine. Issued to the worst performing unit (or equivalent) of the armed forces.
WilliamKeith
Make it a slang term. "I gotta hit the Trump, I'll be right back."
PowayMermaid
Naahhhhh, dumpsters are useful!
bazookasoup
Maybe landfills should be called trump parks?
roseyreddead9000
The National Donald Drumpf Punching Dummy
healthpickup
The Donald Trump Memory Hole, ironically.
Yellowchopsticks
set it up to be one of those eternal fire things too
CodeWarrior
The eternal dumpster fire.
JackIsLacking
I'd like to second this but instead have it be the trash can in the kitchens in the white house.