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stage 9 cancer
in case you don't know Trump said Biden has stage 9 cancer
May 19, 2025 9:58 PM
woozle
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in case you don't know Trump said Biden has stage 9 cancer
ToSisPoS
That is the stage where the cancer becomes sentient and fundraises to eradicate people.
OtisTDrunk
nachosyndicate
So you’re telling me that the guy who thought Mattel was a country & that he could nuke hurricanes got it wrong?
nojustsayitdont
So fucking what. So what. One more brain fart from the most gaseous brain the universe.
HamDangler7TheLuckOfTheDangle
ireallydontthinkso
what do you expect from someone with stage 12 dementia?
TalanRhodes
artie500
And Junior said it was stage 5, which is also incorrect.
PhailRaptor
Hot take -- Trump is stage 9 cancer
AVerySillyPuppy
"end stage"
nachosyndicate
Sir, I will not fight you.
bekindtoanimals
Yesssss
Wafflesaur
So we have to cut him and bathe the white house in radiation to get rid of him?
the1P
If Trump got cancer it would be stage 9 because it would undoubtedly be cancer the likes of which no one has ever seen before.
reverendbonobo
He gets only the best cancer. Big, strong cancer, with tears in its cancerous little eyes. And it said, "Thank you, President Trump, for letting me live in your brain."
ChiefRunningFridge
Was like wtf is "Stage 9"? Was thinking maybe there was some classification I wasn't aware of. Nope it's just frontal lobe dementia and a man who understands nothing.
CyrilConnolly
It is the penultimate stage before it reaches stage 10, where the cancer starts crawling out of Biden, becomes sentient, and begins wearing a red hat and orange-tanned skin.
factcheckmate
He said democrats were covering up his stage 9 cancer. If he had stage 9 cancer we would know because Biden would be gone like at stage 5
0xBADA55
Well that’s because of the Tariffs, thanks Obama /s
woozle
RenegadeSci
Corporate owned propoganda will continue to push us to feel anger at the former president to cover for the Corporate owned oligarch in office destorying our country. Cancel your cable. If they want to rescue their networks, make them print money further damaging their balance sheet.
Mr21782Man
This is a bad take. You really should feel anger at him. He wasn't all there and was losing it. The difference in age between then and now is less than 1% of his total life. He shouldn't have been offered the candidacy. If Kamala had been given the chance to run there's a good chance we wouldn't be having this conversation. Just because he's dying doesn't mean he's free from criticism.
RenegadeSci
He has had his critism. I think you want to cover for Trump. You want to relive the "good times" that took Biden out of the race. We're facing very bad finincial times, a democrat has been arrested by order of Trump on fake charges. Our government is selling illegial immigrants into slavery in Africa. You will be pushing the narritive that we must have a single party GOP state no matter what I say, but you cannot control crop yields or global economics. I hope your family goes hungry first.
RenegadeSci
https://www.npr.org/2025/05/05/nx-s1-5387506/rwanda-talks-us-deportation-migrants
Mr21782Man
For fucks sake, are you really blinded the the narrative? Where the FUCK do you think I support Trump. Are you really as indoctrinated as MAGA that takes criticism of the leader to be opposition? I'm not covering for Trump. You are covering for Trump and the DNC's shitty behavior. Biden fucked over Harris. If Harris actually had time for a campaign she would have won. I'm not worried about me. People like you have made me give up hope that we'll ever fix this because you regurgitate the slop.
ToSisPoS
Did you vote against him or did you “protest”?
Mr21782Man
Yeah, you really are that fucking stupid.
JackalopeElope
So Trump read the statement. He just doesn't know anything about anything but insists on opening his mouth. ""On Friday, he was diagnosed with prostate cancer, characterised by a Gleason score of 9 (Grade Group 5) with metastasis to the bone," Biden's office said in a statement." https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cyvmq997y9go
rubypilgrim
Vance of course took it a toxic step further in that same article, saying "We really do need to be honest about whether the former president was capable of doing the job." At least he didn't dismantle the government and wreck the economy in four months. Unlike someone else we could mention.
woozle
I have stage 69 Space Herpes IIIx
wabitgirl
What...number is IIIX supposed to be? 7?
Loctavius
Really? What a coincidence. I was a Space Shuttle Door Gunner in the Army and got 69 Space Herpes IIIx from a girl in logistics.
Lashiel87
Nice
ZuoftheNorth
You do NOT want enthusiastic double ghonnorrea.
Dimension09
Mongo would be appalled