Mar 28, 2018 4:40 AM
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TheExGreatShibaBeast
I can see the velociraptor in it. Thinking bigger.
PUNISHER88
He wants to share with you it's catch of the day.....let em in already.
dormantmutant
Why isn't it blue?
DolleryDoos
He's paying to have sex with you! Lol
Ellitivity
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Ivanaski
I have these. They're surprisingly adept hunters
DuchessGummiBunns
I have a roadrunner that comes into my nack yard to check himself out in the sliding glass door.
ihateallofyoumonsters
I see roadrunners daily near my house in AZ, I'm literally always fascinated by seeing them.
MantisTobogganPilotMD
your dog looks sick
Hyyrim
Took me a moment to figure put what the fuck that was,
UsernameAttempted
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HerefortheCatTax
It brought you a present!
CrashingOut
Keep hearing "oh but coyotes can outrun them" doesn't matter, they can readily fly from trouble https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JftKl8qITnA
thepuppeteer777
Velaciraptor looking motherf.......
SmellOfMonkey
Waggy boi
AceOfSpades7510
Is that thing holding a salamander?
UncleScarwasright
more likely a lizard, given runners live in dry climates. They hunt lizards all the time out here in New Mexico.
cre8majic
Meep meep!
DrSharkbite
Drixelix
danpio1309
I can't get over the wagging!
Hashbrown123
I wonder if dinosaurs wagged their tails like that.
FilthyRaider
She turned me into a newt. Then a road runner ate me.
Mercenarity
But you got better?
Gramp5
I have had wild Chaparral friends in the past. One I had would bring her babies around to meet me every year.
DeltaBlast
krpd
I think your dog might be autistic
AutismTheMusical
I am acoustism
katseiko
It seems allright, wagging it's tail..
DomZombie
It's a cat, and he has down syndrome.
mveloz130742
I remember as a kid visiting my sister in the Panhandle of Texas and seeing them running down the road.
mitsycoon
Is it wagging its tail?
cirunz
The heck is that?
Ark: Survival Evolved http://store.steampowered.com/app/346110/ARK_Survival_Evolved/ the raptor tails move exactly this way in there
Wow, looks way different than what I remember.
It changed a lot in the last two years, and this is from some month ago, when I played it actively with some friend of mine
wildfrontierking
I was hoping a coyote would blow up or something...
Dragondraikk
The coyote is just off screen falling from a cliff
zadel99
If you listen carefully you can hear him
dunlapdynamo
I've had a roadrunner do this exact same thing to my window! Do they just enjoy their reflection or are they flaunting their hunting skills?
techfreak243
Flaunt it if you got it
AGirlWhoLeaptThroughPosts
He enjoys the fact that he looks like a freaking raptor
shimmernshine
You have something they want; it's a gift. Some birds understand trade.
HD2composer
db22
"Look what I caught, you pathetic naked fleshbag."
LSAH
I believe the established correct term is “meat popsicle”.
badthaught
MamaJeaux
Well, sure. Wouldn’t you?
DevilDisowned
Hello there apex predator. Would you like to share my fresh kill? I believe we could be friends.
RhiRhiLikesCats
Road runner is a real bird???
chilitwins2016101
Its new mexico's state bird they are everywhere here
TheGuyThatDidThatThingWeAgreedToNeverSpeakOfAgain
Now to upset you. They're slower than Coyotes.
Only the one's from ACME tho
dangerousDoc
Yup not like the cartoon but they are fast little birds that eat snakes so humans try to encourage them
Got curious and looked it up to confirm; this is actually a mating ritual. The male brings the lizard and they both devour it while mating.
scarletparsec
Humans overcomplicate everything. Forget flowers and emotions, just bring me a dead reptile.
711isAnInsideJob
Wanna see? https://youtu.be/_mSozLkCLdo Spoiler: she gets the the whole lizard ;)
Yes it's vertical. The video description says that the view would have been obstructed horizontally
wurstkaesescenario
Now give head.
BeepboopSimpSoup
That's so nice of them. A true gentleman
KnightsofColumbus
I did the same with my ex girlfriend but it was pastrami.
Happy Holy Week.
KnuckleMcMooseface
Seems like a good combo; food and sex
I think we may have gotten the idea from them... so many idioms and standards surrounding romance involve bird references.
ColostomyBrag
All the birds I've been out with liked dinner and a shag, so why not?
+1 for username
Murrdogg
I also like to devour a lizard when mating ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SavagePatchKids
I know from experience that it works. Gets you laid every time.
prolapsingandrelaxing
So he is flirting with his own reflection then possibly? That’s hilarious if so
sharK11
Getting ready to jack off and feast.
Either that or it wants to nail whoever is filming, which I wouldn't rule out. Ostriches find humans more attractive than other ostriches.
Exquisitine
I REALLY doubt that this is true
google it.
DisguisedLizardThing
Like some weird animal counter-furry...
Humans are the only species that has aversion to trans-species intercourse. The first person that fucked a horse did it as retaliation.
I know it's gonna sound creepy, but most animals on the other side of the glass/bars at the zoo either want to eat you, or 'know' you.
TheExGreatShibaBeast
I can see the velociraptor in it. Thinking bigger.
PUNISHER88
He wants to share with you it's catch of the day.....let em in already.
dormantmutant
Why isn't it blue?
DolleryDoos
He's paying to have sex with you! Lol
Ellitivity
Ivanaski
I have these. They're surprisingly adept hunters
DuchessGummiBunns
I have a roadrunner that comes into my nack yard to check himself out in the sliding glass door.
ihateallofyoumonsters
I see roadrunners daily near my house in AZ, I'm literally always fascinated by seeing them.
MantisTobogganPilotMD
your dog looks sick
Hyyrim
Took me a moment to figure put what the fuck that was,
UsernameAttempted
HerefortheCatTax
It brought you a present!
CrashingOut
Keep hearing "oh but coyotes can outrun them" doesn't matter, they can readily fly from trouble https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JftKl8qITnA
thepuppeteer777
Velaciraptor looking motherf.......
SmellOfMonkey
Waggy boi
AceOfSpades7510
Is that thing holding a salamander?
UncleScarwasright
more likely a lizard, given runners live in dry climates. They hunt lizards all the time out here in New Mexico.
cre8majic
Meep meep!
DrSharkbite
Drixelix
danpio1309
I can't get over the wagging!
Hashbrown123
I wonder if dinosaurs wagged their tails like that.
FilthyRaider
She turned me into a newt. Then a road runner ate me.
Mercenarity
But you got better?
Gramp5
I have had wild Chaparral friends in the past. One I had would bring her babies around to meet me every year.
DeltaBlast
krpd
I think your dog might be autistic
AutismTheMusical
I am acoustism
katseiko
It seems allright, wagging it's tail..
DomZombie
It's a cat, and he has down syndrome.
mveloz130742
I remember as a kid visiting my sister in the Panhandle of Texas and seeing them running down the road.
mitsycoon
Is it wagging its tail?
cirunz
Mercenarity
The heck is that?
cirunz
Ark: Survival Evolved http://store.steampowered.com/app/346110/ARK_Survival_Evolved/ the raptor tails move exactly this way in there
Mercenarity
Wow, looks way different than what I remember.
cirunz
It changed a lot in the last two years, and this is from some month ago, when I played it actively with some friend of mine
wildfrontierking
I was hoping a coyote would blow up or something...
Dragondraikk
The coyote is just off screen falling from a cliff
zadel99
If you listen carefully you can hear him
dunlapdynamo
I've had a roadrunner do this exact same thing to my window! Do they just enjoy their reflection or are they flaunting their hunting skills?
techfreak243
Flaunt it if you got it
AGirlWhoLeaptThroughPosts
He enjoys the fact that he looks like a freaking raptor
shimmernshine
You have something they want; it's a gift. Some birds understand trade.
HD2composer
db22
"Look what I caught, you pathetic naked fleshbag."
LSAH
I believe the established correct term is “meat popsicle”.
badthaught
MamaJeaux
Well, sure. Wouldn’t you?
DevilDisowned
Hello there apex predator. Would you like to share my fresh kill? I believe we could be friends.
RhiRhiLikesCats
Road runner is a real bird???
chilitwins2016101
Its new mexico's state bird they are everywhere here
TheGuyThatDidThatThingWeAgreedToNeverSpeakOfAgain
Now to upset you. They're slower than Coyotes.
LosPer
Only the one's from ACME tho
dangerousDoc
Yup not like the cartoon but they are fast little birds that eat snakes so humans try to encourage them
shimmernshine
Got curious and looked it up to confirm; this is actually a mating ritual. The male brings the lizard and they both devour it while mating.
scarletparsec
Humans overcomplicate everything. Forget flowers and emotions, just bring me a dead reptile.
711isAnInsideJob
Wanna see? https://youtu.be/_mSozLkCLdo Spoiler: she gets the the whole lizard ;)
711isAnInsideJob
Yes it's vertical. The video description says that the view would have been obstructed horizontally
wurstkaesescenario
Now give head.
BeepboopSimpSoup
That's so nice of them. A true gentleman
KnightsofColumbus
I did the same with my ex girlfriend but it was pastrami.
shimmernshine
Happy Holy Week.
KnuckleMcMooseface
Seems like a good combo; food and sex
shimmernshine
I think we may have gotten the idea from them... so many idioms and standards surrounding romance involve bird references.
ColostomyBrag
All the birds I've been out with liked dinner and a shag, so why not?
shimmernshine
+1 for username
Murrdogg
I also like to devour a lizard when mating ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
shimmernshine
SavagePatchKids
I know from experience that it works. Gets you laid every time.
prolapsingandrelaxing
So he is flirting with his own reflection then possibly? That’s hilarious if so
sharK11
Getting ready to jack off and feast.
shimmernshine
Either that or it wants to nail whoever is filming, which I wouldn't rule out. Ostriches find humans more attractive than other ostriches.
Exquisitine
I REALLY doubt that this is true
shimmernshine
google it.
LosPer
DisguisedLizardThing
Like some weird animal counter-furry...
shimmernshine
Humans are the only species that has aversion to trans-species intercourse. The first person that fucked a horse did it as retaliation.
shimmernshine
I know it's gonna sound creepy, but most animals on the other side of the glass/bars at the zoo either want to eat you, or 'know' you.