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http://sports.yahoo.com/news/rio-officials-lose-keys-to-olympic-stadium-080908840.html
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http://sports.yahoo.com/news/rio-officials-lose-keys-to-olympic-stadium-080908840.html
distractedFreek
I figured they just used a piece of sheet metal and a tarp to close it up.
zapsmass
It's nice to watch something that doesn't have the possibility to end in total nuclear Armageddon.
PatrioticMexamerican
@op wheres that clip from?
Sp00kyGhost
things are only going to get worse
twfeline
Things will escalate out of control.
DaveGrohlsLegWiggle
VioletIntentions
houston515
I don't think the Olympics should even be held in rio
NuVanDibe
That would make an excellent Unpopular Opinion Poffin
skelitor120
Understatement of the year here, folks!
Pipetri
No one but the ones who are somehow getting profit think they should be held in Rio
theholyinquisition
Could you express this non-heretically?
Hybris51129
Just splash some water on the lock and let it eat through it.
twfeline
I'm waiting for all of the reports of competitors and coaches near death in the weeks after the games. Quarantine them all!
Khajas
"Dave, tell me you brought the damn keys Dave, we really need a win here."
Pepeseinn
As a person from a dominating winter nation, this shitshow will be delicious
Pipetri
Pffffffff HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !
Bob64
papaya1
Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun ftw
deveton
Shoulda held the games in Atlantis!!
grumpybean
Russia, Rio, ... when will IOC stop giving the Olympics to countries that can't keep their crap together on a normal day??
ladybird2223
So what happened to the whole "London can be a backup if Rio doesn't get it's shit together" thing?
TheGonco
Just get one of the Russian competitors to fuckin slam the door down
TheVampireDante
Probably knock down the entire stadium if they tried that.
SirSage
I swear I just heard the news say a ton of Russians just got banned for some reason.
Rikoshi
271 were cleared, 118 banned for doping. Not a great ratio there, Russia.
redshadow1000
They were found with "vitamins"
AmIAVolcanologistYet
IIRC it was due to doping.
comacomacomacomachameleon
The Russians busy. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/aug/05/rio-2016-russian-diplomat-shoots-dead-robber-who-tried-to-mug-him
IMadeThisOnlyForDestinyCodeBegging
Apparently the bloke was actually a Brazilian who presented fake ID to the cops.
GBMaker
Given the level of pollution in their water supply, I'm surprised that's all they lost.
theguywiththememes
@BatmansBreastroke
Lvaneede
Its a huge waste of money I think to have a different location each time. They should just choose one place and stick with it
ZephyrStar
(Seo a best girl)
Millillion
Paras > Seo.
ZephyrStar
Vaporeon > Paras
kekekekekekeke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EFIe1D7cC4
WhiterunWarriorProject
There was a 3 minute video of that looping over and over and over again.
TrueLegateDamar
Finally on the FP!
Xynatox
Hell yeah.
BOOKGIRL21
To top it off, their equivalent of Homeland Security is threatening a strike because of the recent regime change and too few security (1/)
BOOKGIRL21
See: http://www.insightcrime.org/news-analysis/olympic-security-situation-in-brazil-causing-concern REALLY EXCELLENT ASSESSMENT
BOOKGIRL21
See:http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/21/americas/brazil-olympics-">rests/">http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/21/americas/brazil-olympics-terror-arrests/ , http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/02/americas/rio-de-janeiro-security/
BOOKGIRL21
forces to handle issues are recipe for true disaster. Sources next- Davies page is terrifying. (2/)
BOOKGIRL21
http://www.reuters.co">N0ZS2TN">http://www.reuters.com/article/us-olympics-customs-strike-idUSKCN0ZS2TN, https://twitter.com/WyreDavies
graygrif
The Brazilian government agency threatening to strike is the Brazilian counterpart to the US Customs and Border Protection agency, 1/?
graygrif
which is a part of the Department of Homeland Security, along with the Secret Service (primary objective being to protect the money) and 2/?
graygrif
the Federal Emergency Management Agency (responsible for helping states and local communities respond to natural/technical/human caused 3/?
graygrif
emergencies). The agency does not represent a department. 4/4
BOOKGIRL21
My apologies, I made my point poorly. I am aware of the hierarchy of the US agencies. My point was that because Brazil doesn't have a (1/)
IAmDrBanner
At least there have been no terrorist attacks yet. They would never make it past Rio's criminals with their bombs and weapons.
IAmDrBanner
So, it is a curse and a blessing.
StandardDeviant
Even ISIS is scared to go to Rio
BOOKGIRL21
Check out: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/02/world/americas/rio-de-janeiro-olympics-terrorism-brazil.html?_r=0
BOOKGIRL21
Also: Check out: http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/21/americas/brazil-olympics-terror-arrests/
RedDwarfIV
... suddenly the British Army setting up Surface-To-Air Missile launchers on the rooftops at the London Games doesn't seem so silly
RedDwarfIV
It was overkill, but at least we had the personnel to be capable of overkill.
BOOKGIRL21
Check out: http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/21/americas/brazil-olympics-terror-arrests/
RedDwarfIV
Nice work
BOOKGIRL21
I read too much.
ConsumerOfStories
These games seem like a trainwreck before they've even started
Silentlocke
Yep
RealScienceMan
*train robbery
ThePrimrose
There are so many dangers but competitors won't drop because they give their entire lives just to compete
YeahLinguisticsBitch
Kind of like Sochi?
SoupCanMan
I used to think the only way to be worse than Sochi was a repeat of Muchich. I am actually impressed with Brazil to find a middle ground
Bert4588
These games should never be held in a third world country. The Brazilian Goverment has wasted so much tax dollars on Stadiums then helping.
realneatonito
Its almost like the Russian winter olympic games
chriswihu
please, train wrecks are tragic this is borderline embarrassing for every organizing party
minant
Don't forget horrifically expensive!
chriswihu
true, true
RuijiRiku
... so horrible you can't look away.
rsm958
First day had first Olympian mugged too!
IMadeThisOnlyForDestinyCodeBegging
Three Swedish tourists already kidnapped. Luckily they were released quickly after and before anything worse happened though.
tex81024
Two entire teams have gotten robbed in the past week!
AlltheAnswers
I called shit show earlier this week. I stand by it. It will be a shit show.
0gre
Didja hear about the long distance bike course? The barrier failed in an area with cliffs. Five cyclists died. Yay Rio!
IAmDrBanner
That is a fucking lie and you know it.
chrescht
Source on that please.
0gre
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/c6782f6aeee84005a1b2d8ac621e596a/bike-lane-brazil-built-ahead-olympics-collapses
scootermcgruter
Two cyclists...but still http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/21/olympic-bike-lane-collapses-in-rio-killing-at-least-two-people/
0gre
Yup. Sorry bout that
0gre
That is awesome. Also this: Hey you Olympic marathon swimmers! Don't put you head under water. It'll kill ya!
OptimisticDownvoteLover
How bad is the outdoor water? Thx
thatgirlkristi
http://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/7-infections-you-could-catch-from-rio-de-janeiro-dirty-water-2016-olympics/
IAmDrBanner
THIS IS BULLSHIT, MAN. It is not gonna kill anyone. They are just gonna get a disease and then the disease will kill them.
IAmDrBanner
Mutations may or may not happen.
VampriruM
Don't touch the water! One drop is all it takes.
AWolfWithShades
Don't swim in the water at all
Dramacian
True. Air swimming is still safer ;)
0gre
I was paraphrasing an actual advisory from Rio health officials
AWolfWithShades
Well, this is more fucked than I thought
LimeMime565
Isn't it chlorine filled water?
TraitorousTrump3
Oh you sweet summer child b
WeAreAllStoriesInTheEnd
Indoor swimming events, yes. However, there are water events (triathlon, rowing, etc) that are outdoors
LimeMime565
Oh...