i had one of these scary bitches crawl out from behind a box i had my feet up on while i was workin in the boonies of guam. i saw its black tongue slither in and out first and i froze i knew i was a dead man. he just eventually looked me right in the focal units then chill-assed away.
bourbonandbaddecisions
That’s not Jim Morrison.
Hured
Can he do anything? Like the original lizard king.
smallpoxrandolph
Read in Werner Herzog
industrylife
Thicky thicc
LoopStricken
NeverEnoughFoxes
@StupidSexyDragons
alcaray
But can he do anything?
ximzadix
spudsboy
Is it wrong that all I see are tasty drumsticks and thighs?
SpeedBeetle
We all do, just some want to taste with their dicks.
therandombagofmeat
LucidPariah
THRILLHOUSE69
@EverNotRelevant
EverNotRelevant
MrSlippyFist3000
Paint me like one of your French girls....
SwissScars
Jim Morrison made it back?
weidermeijer
Only Fans profile pic?
HelgaVanBurren
kaijuuGold
look at it -lizard king
scooteristno8
That would be such a bad idea.
EugeneEff
The royal lizard is clean, your highness.
Issues420916
King shit.
Overextendeddullard
I think the dragon wrote that caption
eruditic
Mitch? dat you?
BidenduexMaximus
i had one of these scary bitches crawl out from behind a box i had my feet up on while i was workin in the boonies of guam. i saw its black tongue slither in and out first and i froze i knew i was a dead man. he just eventually looked me right in the focal units then chill-assed away.
Lachwen
LoopStricken
NostalgicNau
https://instagram.com/emma_the_ward
mabelbagel
dasAchteck
Dummy thicc
HappyLookouuut
Jim Morrison approves.
amp99
https://youtu.be/ixWybGQnPHQ
bardman135
https://youtu.be/MaoH4u63vUs?si=ly_hssg5Y1pMnScA
HughGRecti0n
blackmetalcoyote
loungeking1
He can do anything…
Myrealnameisunusual
bikergeek6249
I am disappointed in how far I had to scroll before hitting a Jim Morrison/Doors reference.
Xecryo
Nice try. I've read the lusty argonian maid.
Malibloo
All the way through, huh?
DemonDarakna
You must first kneed the dough