Schitz & Giggles 037

Jul 3, 2026 8:43 PM

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#1 also.. nothing it's perfect

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#12 As someone who's been working in operations for 6 years, that's how it is about half the time. I once got called at 6am on a Sunday because the CEO had to wait an extra 20 minutes with the peasants to get his order because something was delaying mobile orders and my team got called in instead of the store putting in a ticket like everyone else. We worked until the problem was fixed and we had to write a whole ass report about it instead of, you know, adding notes to a ticket and closing it.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 who cares , fuck me now

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#16 where is Terry the pirate?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

#21 it has feet to stand upright, highly practical

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Its neck is so flimsy you can't really hold it more than a few inches above the ladle part if you are trying to actually use it. Not suuuuper practical imo. Didn't stop me from buying 4 of them though.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thank you for your sacrifice

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah dump it all over me.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#1 looks right to me

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#1 Meat is animals that were raised on greenery. Meat is just highly processed salad.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#1 WELL FOR ONE, YOU FORGOT THE TOMATO...SHEESH

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#16 Blazer's full name is Bynary Lazer.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#19 by this logic, a celebrity wolf is a Who-Wolf, a philosopher wolf is a Why-Wolf, and a confused wolf is a What?-Wolf.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 You're waiting far too long to harvest the leafy greens.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 just no. You're not making burgers better. You're making BBQ worse.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#16 no pirate??

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 Simple, it desperately needs more bacon

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Perhaps a few croutons as well and it should be complete.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Crispy pizza croutons

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I know anything about pasta, potatoes, and eggs.. you have to add mayonnaise to make it a salad

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 make big burgers wide not tall. Not all of us can dislocate our jaw like a snake to eat that sort of monster stack.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is the perfect illustration to explain. Tall = more meat, less bun. Wide = more more bun, less meat. Depends on which one you like

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If you have a normal human jaw, you're not fitting that monstrosity of a stack in all the way. Chomping just the top followed by just the bottom is a recipe to end up wearing your food instead.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Either way, my point still stands. Wider is more bun to meat ratio. Taller is more meat. You don’t need to even jaw it, knife and fork will do it. I’m just commenting on the ratios

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#23 Why stop at being part of the problem if you can be the whole problem?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#9 Being cheesecake and my lack of discipline for it-I would call that two pieces left.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 well at least you got some croutons in there that’s a start

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#21 The little legs means you can stand it up in the middle of the pot. Having the spoon in the food while the handle sticks out is an important feature. The little legs make it easier to grab the handle. Most ladles rely on the handle leaning on or hooking over the sides of the pot. Why don't all laddles do this?

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Depends on what it's made of and if the heat from the stove and into the pot could melt/deform those cute widdle feetsies.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have the blue version, unfortunately, the stem of the spoon is a little flimsy, so don’t use it for a heavy stew or it will bend. It is completely adorable though

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#16 Where is Steve the Pirate?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He had to skip the photo event because it was laundry day. His jersey was in the wash.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Walking down the Vegas strip

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#23 Life with me is a dashing, bold adventure.

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

You mean this? :

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does it have to be dashing? Can we slow it to maybe a comfortable strolling adventure?

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So sing, and rejoice, and sing, and rejoice

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Been using that line since FNM released the song. And damn, does it resonate today?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. Mmmmm. Hmmm. Now for the next question! But I love so many lines out of that song. I love FNM and Mike Patton in all his music. This is a fave though

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#16 missed a detail. The Ocho was ESPN 8 not 2.

2 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Fun Fact: ESPN rolled with the joke and occasionally airs a block of obscure-ass sports as The Ocho on ESPN2.

2 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

The joke in the movie was based on the mere existence of ESPN2: The Deuce being implemented in the early 90s to cram in more sports. ESPN3 became a real thing right after the release of Dodgeball too. "All good things, circular." -Golfer, Kevin Nealon

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read that as 'The Ocho is back! (from it's vacation/off air time)', being advertised on ESPN2 as a thing, since no one would be watching The Ocho if it was gone.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 Wider, not taller.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tall = more meat, less bun. Wide = more more bun, less meat. Depends on which one you like. If you want hella bun, go wide, by all means

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 No, I'm not. I'm a hideous piece of shit who only wants to die, but is too much of a damn coward.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

#21 I have that ladle. It really misos my soup.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#9 OCD Jesus wept

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

For there were no worlds left to counquer

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

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❤️❤️❤️

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Lol I welcome the dlwnvote

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 how’re you supposed to eat a sandwich with a bone sticking all the way through it.

2 months ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

Just suck it down

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For that ambrosia, I would carefully eat around it and save it as a holy relic of my experience.

2 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

It's a salad.

2 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

With a better attitude than that

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You eat it like a leg of mutton at a ren fair.

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

It's a salad, you use a fork! That bun is just undeconstructed croutons.

2 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

If it's made right it should just slip out easy

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

...carefully.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Psh clearly a pansy European. You put each side of the bone into a lathe. Peasant

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Become the beared vulture you wish to see in this world

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be "crunchy"!

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Constable Parrot ate one of those!

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0