Mario is such a rascal.

Nov 11, 2015 1:07 PM

nm435

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Mario is such a rascal.

FP edit: Its pretty neat making the FP 10 hours after I posted this. Send me your boobies and booties!

funny

"Itsa me!" Boink!

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

please link me to that post and ill do so.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Princess Sandy Peach.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 9

Lick.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

Every time I watch this I make the boop sound in my head.

11 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 3

Same

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here we gooooo!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Image last seen 20 minutes before at Title similarity: ★☆☆☆☆ Your mom

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Her vagina is pulsing from the strain

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

wow, these are some shitty comments.

11 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 18

See, when I got here it was frontpage and all the top comments are nice, so I have no idea what you are talking about!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What did you expect

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

usually there's something mildly humorous in here.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Umm, there aren't any really mean spirited comments. In fact there are a few funny ones.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, this is a shitty post.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine is good don't worry

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

HA! I agree.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Could have just read the comments the last few times it was posted. Then you'd know what to expect.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

please link me to that post and ill do so.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I've seen it two or three times, with and without Mario. Best is when there's a sequence of gifs of Mario doing this. But I saved no links.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

http://imgur.com/E9t4KMR just for you! congrats!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

So you congratulate yourself for making FP based on a common repost, complain about the comments it receives, and I'm the douche?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Also one shitty FP edit.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It could have been worse for this young lady

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

*doink*

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's how you get sand in your vagina...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

White womem are the future.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

In all seriousness, I took a yoga workshop from this woman and she's fantastic. Talented and so very kind and fun

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Punk.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

Mario's in this gif? I must have missed him.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

I saw the thumbnail and thought "wow that looks like a weird position from here" and now that I'm here it still is a weird position to be in

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why do people make videos of them in yoga poses? Seems weird, if not narcissistic.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 13

Because this is an instructional video titled: "How to Get Sand in Your Vagina, Volume 1"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

because they want to show off their accomplishments, or body, or both? I think it's okay to be proud of something you had to work towards.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just like selfies, Facebook status posts, Twitter and blogging. Our society in general has become extremely narcissistic and self absorbed.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mario savage af

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

Imagine all the sex you could've had in that position

11 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 9

Her face would be repeatedly smashed by your torso though... I mean I guess if you're into that.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Wha....what??? How do u hv sex!!???

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Legit question: what could that possibly improve?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The legs won't be blocking you if you have giant thighs or if you wanna give everything to her

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But the g-spot is only a couple of inches in, and the clitoris is on the outside. o3o;

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But don't you wanna give it all in ?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why? The most sensitive part of the penis is the glans (tip). :U

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even if I were this flexible there's no way I would hold that position to get pounded by your little dick OP

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

damn

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If OP duct tape you while in that position, I think he can definitely tickle your vagina while he pounds you with his tiny dick.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: in this flexible, and sex can actually be really painful because it causes dislocations easily.

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 4

Imagine having to explain how you dislocated your legs

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"Doc, I'm pretty fucked up."

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Story of my life. Every time I walk into the doctor that's basically what I say

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: nothing to dislocate as there's no bone in my boner

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Actually you can break a penis. Literally, if you bend it too far

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fun Fact! Ask your SO to give you a hand job at a 70°above the x-axis and PRESTO welcome to the emergency centre!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or actually since the method above depends on the direction of your penis ask for a handjob in the center of the penis and bend it 90°

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was a joke...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That smile though.

11 years ago | Likes 202 Dislikes 8

define 'smile'

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ikr? I never smile with sand in my vagina

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

i wouldn't either...if i had one.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

she's a good sport.

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Bet she's good at other things too ;)

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 8

Math.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0