NSFW (most) - adult jokes

Apr 22, 2018 10:10 PM

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Uh, #14 is pretty much stolen from something I saw at a Sick and Twisted Cartoon festival here in Montreal, many moons ago.

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+1 for April. You sneaky bastard.

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That took a Grimm turn

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Mickey Mouse and Minnie were going through a divorce. Judge told Mickey he couldn't grant a divorce just because Minnie was acting a lil 1/2

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crazy. Mickey replied, I never said she was crazy. I said she was Fucking Goofy.

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*dadult jokes

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These are neato

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#18: The punchline should be from an old product of shampoo called Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing; you already told her twice.

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Pantie's

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? "Bro in the middle thinks he's hard"

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Grandma is a yiff

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Really basic

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Two gay guys are having sex when their house catches on fire. Who gets out first? The guy on bottom cause he's already got his shit packed

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Duh! That's why his ass is out the door instead of on the floor.

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Everybody walk the dinosaur

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The lesbians get out first because they went lickety split.

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Santa Claus not Clause as in contract clause

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You’re not fooling me, there ain’t no sanity clause

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It makes me irrationally happy that someone did

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Unless you're Tim Allen

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