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KiteFlyingPianist
Uh, #14 is pretty much stolen from something I saw at a Sick and Twisted Cartoon festival here in Montreal, many moons ago.
laDisparitionDesHeures
+1 for April. You sneaky bastard.
NeoBrunswickois
That took a Grimm turn
LifeIsAWork
Mickey Mouse and Minnie were going through a divorce. Judge told Mickey he couldn't grant a divorce just because Minnie was acting a lil 1/2
LifeIsAWork
crazy. Mickey replied, I never said she was crazy. I said she was Fucking Goofy.
siloboomstix
*dadult jokes
synfinitehell
These are neato
hockeyham
#18: The punchline should be from an old product of shampoo called Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific.
brrrackobama
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing; you already told her twice.
Cheomesh
Pantie's
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
What did the left nut say to the right nut? "Bro in the middle thinks he's hard"
iwanttomountndewya
Grandma is a yiff
karanperson
Really basic
elcookienator
Two gay guys are having sex when their house catches on fire. Who gets out first? The guy on bottom cause he's already got his shit packed
NoseriouslyImnotBatman
Duh! That's why his ass is out the door instead of on the floor.
eavenPayne
Everybody walk the dinosaur
kaniptionfit
The lesbians get out first because they went lickety split.
elcookienator
Rizzivision
Santa Claus not Clause as in contract clause
vivalagaming360
You’re not fooling me, there ain’t no sanity clause
jhaelfire
vivalagaming360
It makes me irrationally happy that someone did
KD0AZT
Unless you're Tim Allen