Feb 12, 2022 10:04 AM
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elcee84
Fucking cone is a better skater than I ever was
OtherErinFromTheOffice
Did anyone else have that shitty RC Tony Hawk back in the day that didn’t fucking work?
visiblemarx
I’ll never be as good as this cone at skateboarding
laisametschbaetzlaondsoidawirschd
Looks like skating is easy as long as you just stand on the board and do nothing.
OnFridaysWeWearBeskar
Upvote for Cony Hawk if nothing else.
ShitFornB
Rad!
snaek
Cone's a better skateboarder than I am
malfunctionm1ke
Do a flip!
RationalJellyFish
This post is brilliant.
KlatnYelox
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oepix9000
When a cone is better at skateboarding than you.
OnePieceRoboFranky
When orange construction poles skate better then me.
OverMyDadBody
Step 1: have 95 percent of your weight in your foot.
That would blow my shoe up with how fat I am.
nunyabidness99
Damn thing is a better skateboarder than I ever was. Crap!
wonderwomanlovesbacon
I didn’t want to unmute. I’m glad I did. One of my favorite songs. Superman by Goldfinger. Never get tired of it.
lilbrother
Really should be wearing a helmet.
ilikegirlsalot
So all what you need to skate is stand still. Got it
Aksuuuh
What's the source? It looks like it cuts short
ApparentlyBritish
A literal goddamn post can skateboard better than I do
dfBishop
https://youtu.be/h0rSYEoBMYM
StarmineRendezvous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeNKhm09Q88 Was always my favorite song in the game. Jammed to this every chance I had in-game.
Blackfinity
Great: A traffic cone with more skill than me.
IusallypoopwhileImonhere
It’s coney hawk
StrangerRangerDanger
that post skates better than I do
newsguycraigevans
And it stays sober better than I do!
AG11PM
Cony Hawk :D i pissed my pants
KeyMasher
Be not afraid, my son. Cony Hawk cannot hurt you.
THESHADOWOFJECT
wonder what hes doing these days
Maybe resting his cones :D
UglyTitties
It does a fucking shove-it!!!
CitizenClam
dramaticpaws
He sounds like Scotty Kilmer here
FetaForMoses
Ska and skateboarding, it just works.
safavid
Skate and skaboarding \m/
Elhombremacabro
Obviously, or we would have called it "teboarding". Duh!
Swampplatapus
The trick at 4 seconds in was sick!
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maincarrot
Subtle skills make it look so easy. Here's my big ass 3064.6 degree Murano tuck back flip? Nah, peep this silk. See that? Mmh. Yeh.
WelJon
Better than anything I could do.
Blamblam101
You made me do math. In my head.
HillOfBeans
Oh it spins! I didn’t see that on casual look.
screendler
FS shoveit
donthaveonebrojustlurk
Would it be an Air to late FS shoveit? Any skamtebord judges about?
Ondradactyl
How do you know the cone wasn't riding fakie?
kindpanda
Nah that's a backside
Myothercarisadelorean
Hey that cone sorta looks like Tony Hawk, I wonder what he's up to these days?
WhiteRaven
Some guy that looked just like him was just on good mythical morning
Raxiel
Traffic management
ReallyFastSloth
This
thylumberjack
That is Tony Hawk..
BuBBaJoes
Oh my God, that IS him
TheLeanWolf
He IS that cone!
mooglemoogle
Making NFTs unfortunately
Efreeti
It's true and it's sad :(
ElSuperbeasto
Noooo please
TooMuchBloodInMyCoffeeStream
That's a very short dump
tonyb486
dude needs more fiber in his diet
TeeJJ
They didn’t wipe
Maybe speed shitting is a new Olympic discipline
Sounds like a shit sport
A shit post for a shit sport
Just a load of shit really
elcee84
Fucking cone is a better skater than I ever was
OtherErinFromTheOffice
Did anyone else have that shitty RC Tony Hawk back in the day that didn’t fucking work?
visiblemarx
I’ll never be as good as this cone at skateboarding
laisametschbaetzlaondsoidawirschd
Looks like skating is easy as long as you just stand on the board and do nothing.
OnFridaysWeWearBeskar
Upvote for Cony Hawk if nothing else.
ShitFornB
Rad!
snaek
Cone's a better skateboarder than I am
malfunctionm1ke
Do a flip!
RationalJellyFish
This post is brilliant.
KlatnYelox
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oepix9000
When a cone is better at skateboarding than you.
OnePieceRoboFranky
When orange construction poles skate better then me.
OverMyDadBody
Step 1: have 95 percent of your weight in your foot.
OnePieceRoboFranky
That would blow my shoe up with how fat I am.
nunyabidness99
Damn thing is a better skateboarder than I ever was. Crap!
wonderwomanlovesbacon
I didn’t want to unmute. I’m glad I did. One of my favorite songs. Superman by Goldfinger. Never get tired of it.
lilbrother
Really should be wearing a helmet.
ilikegirlsalot
So all what you need to skate is stand still. Got it
Aksuuuh
What's the source? It looks like it cuts short
ApparentlyBritish
A literal goddamn post can skateboard better than I do
dfBishop
https://youtu.be/h0rSYEoBMYM
StarmineRendezvous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeNKhm09Q88 Was always my favorite song in the game. Jammed to this every chance I had in-game.
Blackfinity
Great: A traffic cone with more skill than me.
IusallypoopwhileImonhere
It’s coney hawk
StrangerRangerDanger
that post skates better than I do
newsguycraigevans
And it stays sober better than I do!
AG11PM
Cony Hawk :D i pissed my pants
KeyMasher
Be not afraid, my son. Cony Hawk cannot hurt you.
THESHADOWOFJECT
wonder what hes doing these days
AG11PM
Maybe resting his cones :D
UglyTitties
It does a fucking shove-it!!!
CitizenClam
dramaticpaws
He sounds like Scotty Kilmer here
FetaForMoses
Ska and skateboarding, it just works.
safavid
Skate and skaboarding \m/
Elhombremacabro
Obviously, or we would have called it "teboarding". Duh!
Swampplatapus
The trick at 4 seconds in was sick!
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maincarrot
Subtle skills make it look so easy. Here's my big ass 3064.6 degree Murano tuck back flip? Nah, peep this silk. See that? Mmh. Yeh.
WelJon
Better than anything I could do.
Blamblam101
You made me do math. In my head.
HillOfBeans
Oh it spins! I didn’t see that on casual look.
screendler
FS shoveit
donthaveonebrojustlurk
Would it be an Air to late FS shoveit? Any skamtebord judges about?
Ondradactyl
How do you know the cone wasn't riding fakie?
kindpanda
Nah that's a backside
Myothercarisadelorean
Hey that cone sorta looks like Tony Hawk, I wonder what he's up to these days?
WhiteRaven
Some guy that looked just like him was just on good mythical morning
Raxiel
Traffic management
ReallyFastSloth
This
thylumberjack
That is Tony Hawk..
BuBBaJoes
Oh my God, that IS him
TheLeanWolf
He IS that cone!
mooglemoogle
Making NFTs unfortunately
Efreeti
It's true and it's sad :(
ElSuperbeasto
Noooo please
TooMuchBloodInMyCoffeeStream
That's a very short dump
tonyb486
dude needs more fiber in his diet
TeeJJ
They didn’t wipe
TooMuchBloodInMyCoffeeStream
Maybe speed shitting is a new Olympic discipline
TeeJJ
Sounds like a shit sport
TooMuchBloodInMyCoffeeStream
A shit post for a shit sport
TeeJJ
Just a load of shit really