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stea1yourf4ce
The other upside to oiling your rotors is that eventually the oil will catch fire which will provide additional warmth on a cold day.
szak55
Thanks for the info satan
elduquedelaspasas
Mechanics hate him!
rumpyforeskin
I'll be sure to do #6 to someone I hate
rainKhaos
What does it actually do?
thisisnotausername15
Guys stop I have Facebook friends that are gonna try it all
thetallestninja
That's the point. Post the non-lethal ones (especially messing with the brakes, that's gonna kill a bystander.) and have a laugh.
Rararawr
At least 2 of these can kill someone
nickisbeast777
Im gonna favorite this so I make sure I do them all
nickisbeast777
*when people actually take it seriously*
chrishallett83
My uncle gassed himself to death in his car and I still find these funny.
mooselikestoparty
The American population will be around 175,000,000 by February.
carlosmencianumberone
Save time and money by firing a high powered pistol into your brain
Lavitzzzzzzzzzz
I think a bullet would be easier
OffByOneError
Stop posting shit like that.
Silver
Ok but I did #13 a lot when I was younger and I never had any trouble. Maybe I just go lucky?
TXMedic
I want to see an album of people who actually listened...
acquacow
I have a few...
TXMedic
Well...
acquacow
Well, two so far... There's definitely one that looks like sandpaper on the windshield.
AceofShades
On a serious note, A tarp or blanket over windshield will keep it clear. Warm the car up first before driving off or it will freeze over
thetallestninja
Hold it in the red to warm up engine... well, they're not wrong.
flacoloco
lol, there is room reserved for you in the pits of hell
FlamingGranny
What happens if you put antifreeze in with brake fluid?
AceofShades
it isn't made to withstand the heat and pressure breakfluid is. It just wont work, and it will ruin the lines and break parts
FlamingGranny
Geeze I don't know why I was downvoted. I know it was stupid but I was curious. Thank you though
VictoryWine
Didn't you read? The brakes won't freeze while you drive.
TheLimpinBiscuit
rainKhaos
I'm almost curious enough to do this.. but it's summer here.
TheCybermen
Ya'll are gonna get somebody killed. It won't be the dip shit who does this. It'll be some innocent kid in the car infront of them.
graehall
Yeah these are not only going to kill an idiot, they'll take someone innocent with them. Stupid fucking thing to post & repost. Thumbs down
TheThirdKindofHeat
Yeah. I chuckled the first time I saw these, then I saw the posts where people had actually tried some of them. Wasn't funny anymore.
Isorikk
In kinda curious what would happen with the towel one. Does it break the whole windshield?
Infinitech
towel. Pouring water on should do the trick. Room temp/tap water would be best.
Infinitech
water will freeze and stick the towel to the windshield. No real damage except for the fact that you'd have to unfreeze it to remove the 1/2
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
Towel will freeze to it, the boiling water one would be the one to fuck up the window
Isorikk
It doesn't say anything about boiling the water first :T
EchoOfSnac
#13
StandardDeviant
I think you just have a towel frozen to your windshield.
NotAPervert
If done as a prank, better to use paper towels, so there's like a 0% chance of being able to peel it off in one go
StandardDeviant
But paper towels are soft enough to scare off with your scraper, a big towel is tough enough that you can't just scrape it off like normal.
StandardDeviant
*scrape
AttackMyWeakSpotForMassiveDamage
nah, scare works perfectly fine there.
Dance0fThorns
There be bullshit about!
SweetMotherTeresa
Please don't do this
Killertomato84
shit like this really doesn't need to be posted. people are getting dumb enough on their own.
StandardDeviant
People have always been this dumb, it's just that the Internet lets them demonstrate it much better.
fishthulu
But natural selection is a beautiful thing. Let it take it's course.
Killertomato84
end up*
Killertomato84
as a truck driver, i dont' want to and up being on the wrong side of their natural selection.
fishthulu
Fair point
johnvictor
Except that idiot with the greased up breaks will take themselves out and everyone else in front of them. So not natural selection.
IdownvotePeopleWhoComplainAboutDownvoters
A girl I went to high school with legit greased her brake disks when her brake pads started squealing. She is still allowed to drive. Beware
jweenypwee
I told my friend to put some air in his low front tire while I bought snacks. Over 100 psi. I let it out and explained he could have died.
Lavitzzzzzzzzzz
Was it a car tire or a light truck tire?
jweenypwee
Car. A late 90s Hyundai. Tire looked like a actual donut. It was about to explode and send steel radial into our hearts and skulls.
Lavitzzzzzzzzzz
That's fucking terrifying. I work at a tire shop and I'd never go near a tire that's at least 60psi over the max.
VieVentar
Sadly, there are people out there dumb enough to do these.
tooomanysteves
Only in the USA...
WHYDONTIREMEMBERMYPASSWORD
As we have seen.
basedpizza
Not for long.
NotHarroc
There are people stupid enough that HAVE done these things.
NotHarroc
ITS TOO LATE!
mrDanielMoore
I agree and as funny as it is when people fuck up the car i dont wont to be on the wrong end of the brake fuck up
johannataylorgang
want
mrDanielMoore
wow i made a spelling mistake
blonx
I know they're bad but i wanna see the results
qussow
And some of them will probably die.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Something something natural selection something something.
TheThirdKindofHeat
And some of them depending on what they do could very well kill innocent bystanders. Which is why I wish this would stop getting posted.
jasta6
I eagerly await the next round of Facebook tards to do this stuff.
CyriousLordofDerp
Darwin will get his due for those dumb enough to do these.
HmmmNoSirIDontLikeIt
I see many Darwin Award possiblities.
jazzboner99
I want to learn about these people.
flyingsolow
Sandpaper:
passerByer
i could not believe that ppl existed that would do this... thnx for the proof
bakasan94
Sadly that is just a dirty windshield.
flyingsolow
I've no idea. I possess neither a car nor sandpaper.
FredIsANiceGuy
If you look up dirty windshield its one of the first pictures, sorry :( It was a great disappointment for me
JeremyMSparks
Yeah, and the exhaust one actually worries me. Dumb people have children.
K0415
Audi proved #1 to be true: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjvaVK43J4Q
mimomisu
Sadly? That's the fun part! We already established that there are lot of morons out there,what else are they good for if not for be laugh at
Deathfrombelow
Can confirm. Auto shop manager here.
oatscoop
The "boiling water on your windshield" one is old. One of my family members was going to try it until I told them why it's a bad idea.
tlazolteotl
.. why is it a bad idea?
dogimo
It will shatter the windshield if I am correct.
oatscoop
You know how ice-cubes crack when you drop them in warm water? It can be like that, but with a $300 piece of glass.
tlazolteotl
righto
thekbear
I work in a Nissan dealership, and some poor woman actually did put antifreeze in her brake fluid...
johnvictor
I don't know the properties of brake fluid. Is it denser than anti-freeze and thus able to maintain proper pressure on the brakes?
thekbear
TL;DR, yes. The pedal drops to the floor, car keeps on rolling.
thekbear
If they put raw ethylene glycol in, it wouldn't mix, but would also have the same effect.
thekbear
DOT3 is what's in most cars, and it's hygroscopic, which will suck in water and lose all hydraulic property. In short, no brake pressure.
CheeseKaiser
Anyone who knows what firing order is and how to change it will never fall for anything like this.
BANANAFLAKE
I was wondering if it was still a common thing. Since I have never owned an american car I wasn't sure if they still came with a distributor
SRT4ACR
Every engine has a firing order. It does not matter if it's COP, waste-spark, or distributor ignition
Jhay2727
Don't forget to change your blinker fluid, just in case you need to use your hazard lights. :)
HodorIsADJ
I use high mileage blinker fluid.
Jhay2727
I prefer synthetic
Yamasama
See people forget about blinker fluid all the time. This is a solid tip
StandardDeviant
Note: NOT the same as headlight fluid.
Super1337ist
Need elbow grease to install both, however.
mrDanielMoore
thier are too many fuckwits in the world for people to be putting this up all the time....STTOOOPPPP
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
Or don't, natural selection
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Something something natural selection something something.
eggtoss
There* STTOOOPPP
UsernamesLikeThisOneAreCool
Thea'iy're*
eggtoss
That hurts my brain tank
ch3lzbear
Honestly the world could do with a few less fuckwits
TheThirdKindofHeat
And when the fuckwit that changes out their brake fluid or loosens their lug nuts kills some innocent bystander?
johnvictor
Or the people who think this is a good idea?
graehall
Great, you don't value human life. You're awesme.
ch3lzbear
You might need this... you seem a bit butthurt.
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graehall
"Honestly the world could do with a few less fuckwits" - you want people to die because of their attitudes; might need your own medicine :P
ch3lzbear
Does my honest opinion offend you? Get over, id i had said "natural selection" like others have you would have just scrolled on passed.
shakinbones
So after seeing all these comments I'm assuming I need to have my car towed to a shop to undo everything?
ddpv
Remember that if you are being towed, the other car will do the braking, so do NOT touch the brakes under any circumstance!
SamIsthatguy
Naw. Just drive it there. Darwin will give you an award.
shakinbones
Lol, ty for the great advice.
PlatonicOrgy
If you do everything I'm not sure if your car can be repaired.
51rebaS
You can fix anything with enough money. The biggest thing would be cracking the engine block from draining coolant, and busting the gearbox.
Euronyme
Or like the last one which means they're all dead and can't fix shit :)
Genericcaptain
If you were to do the last one you would have to get yourself towed to the hospital to be declared dead.
Lavitzzzzzzzzzz
A lot of these will end up with somebody being declared dead.
naclh2owilly
The gene pool will be much improved, so what's your point?
Lavitzzzzzzzzzz
People other than the driver end up dead in these situations buddy.
JustAnotherScientist
For leaving their headlights on?
Genericcaptain
No, the one about sticking a tube from your exhaust pipe to your passenger cabin. It is a very good idea, see.
IronBrayden
It turns out our bodies don't like the Carbon Monoxide funny right?
Muchnamesuchuserwow
Are bodies actually really like carbon monoxide, rbc have several times the affinity to it over o2
partyanal
i dont see it?
Genericcaptain
shakinbones
Update: 5k fix everything, water instead of coolant burned out muffler bearing 2k change blinker fluid 500. Thanks a lot imgur
mainstreamhipster24
But are you going to trust anything you see on Imgur anymore? Because that's what really matters...
shakinbones
I always believed if it was on the internet it had to be true. Now I'm jaded
AnotherSemanticArgument
Masterful.
3rdDegreePancake
For real? That's rough man
shakinbones
The worst was the blinker fluid, it runs through the muffler bearing to keep it warm and it all leaked out.
bkishaan
Be sure to ask for a exhaust sample, it may tell you of anything wrong in the engine.