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Oct 11, 2015 2:06 AM

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poodlesofnoodles

Whoa whoa whoa. I thought blind people saw nothing, not even black. That poem is a fraud

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ckviper

"Small" and two hours later, I finished reading through all of them.

11 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 1

NaturallyUnorthodox

#13 Pretty much describes Nui Harime from Kill la Kill.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TheNerd484

almost all the swimmers do.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TheLastUpvoteBender

These will always be my favorite types of posts

11 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 3

TheNerd484

They are a condensed version of the best of tumblr.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

chrishallett83

Americans are the only English-speaking people in the world that claim 'y' is a vowel, coincidentally they're the shittiest at English.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

favdumpthrowaway

Y has been a vowel ever since there were languages other than English. So last week or so I guess.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

imadethisaccountbecausemylifeisoutofcontrol

Well... Technically, when someone is smiling they are gay. However, gay means happy in this case. Also, kids have more genuine smiles so...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IAmNotRoy

Why is this one funny?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cottonbuds666

Also bänänä and bönönö

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sendmeyourpibbles

How the fuck am I 24 and never knew that 'beeves' is the plural of 'beef'??

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

foxhoundunit89

That Nickolas Cage one is fake.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mobileuserwholikestoberandom

technically it's :\ them not :/ Check your linguistisisms plebian!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai

#61

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

CreamAndShit

Misleading title is a understatement.

11 years ago | Likes 368 Dislikes 1

MrsHiddle

I was thinking that too but then I was also too invested in it to actually stop

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

RufusLoacker

I'm sitting on the toilet and said "well, it said small..." now I have an entire ant colony in my legs

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

clurclur

Sweet baby Jesus it took me about 40 minutes to get through all that.

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Bulbathor

On the bright side my pizza rolls are ready. So hot!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

CoRektiveAction

150 pics?........ Two hours later...... No more pics?

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

TattooedWife

Pink is bi

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

shooglyboogly

The best thing about the wizard is he's Ian Brown. Always upvote King Monkey!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

stephonopolis

The spider one makes my balls shiver

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

shinyRK9

*hovers courser over "Load remaining 140 images"* http://imgur.com/UkpTYUY

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ASquidHatWithShades

#2 TFW my name is Justin Tyme. Seriously. My parents also considered: Justin Case and Quinton Tyme.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

veryusernamesuchoriginalwow

your parents sound like wonderful people

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ASquidHatWithShades

Sure are.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SeosamhRankin

Not one person noticed that the wizard reading Hawking is Ian Brown, lead singer of Stone Roses...heathens.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

bittersweetmajesty

Does anyone else remember that "apples and bananas" song that was basically that first post...

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

DontBeAnAssButt

From Barney?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

bittersweetmajesty

I don't think so, haha! Was something from kindergarten...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DontBeAnAssButt

http://youtu.be/Cm8japh-EwY

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

bittersweetmajesty

TIL there is a Barney version LOL

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

drita247

Bænænæ, Bønønø, Bånånå

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

CirB

Bänänä, bönönö

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NRubric

Don't forget Bününü!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yesirn

OP if this is small then I have an above average sized dick.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

CaptainCalico

watch me whip whip, now watch me benene!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

cybergeek

So... this guy - - is the Butters/Bob combo of the HP world?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

someofthebacon

I like to ope, ope, ope, opples and bononos!

11 years ago | Likes 143 Dislikes 1

MermaidMansYoungWard

I like to pronounce it with the Spanish ñ instead. Banyanya

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GetSchwifty

Epples and benenes. Instantly thought of that song.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

motittiesmoproblems

Oat oat oat oat*

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 4

kootiepatra

I was about to say, there's already a whole song about #1!

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

dinosaurshatepushups

I like to ite ite ite ipples and baninis!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rips4w

Raffi on imgur. Man its been a long time.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Splaterson

Immediately thought of this. My sister was obsessed as a kid

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

TaterLord

What do you mean *was*

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hiddlestoned

I'm still obsessed with it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Splaterson

I wanted to destroy her as a child. It's all she sang

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

whenimgurlimitsyourusernameto63charactersandyouhavetopausemidse

I like to eet, eet, eet, epples and benenees!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

MiningCraftian

I like to eit, eit,eit, ipples and bininis!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

punxsutawneyphyllis

I like to oat, oat, oat, opples and bononos!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sexysnowman

I work with children. I legit just watched them perform that on tv not even 15 minutes ago.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Znellmakizer

bununu

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

bodmanthebearded

Did we ever find out what a malteaser is?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

sworp

Chocolate covered air.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sworp

GavinScreaming

They're whoppers

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

srsly0mg

If you're American, they're like Whoppers only a million times nicer!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

JustLivin

Whoppers have never really been all that rude to me

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

TaylorSudlow

Do you realise the activates that I could have done in the time it took me to read that

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wishuponme

I held in my pee just so I could finish reading this before having to physically get up to go to the bathroom.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TaylorSudlow

My heart goes out to your bladder <3 mvp

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0