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Seriously my phone storage needs room for other types of, erhm, content.
Front Page Edit: you guys can you please just help me get shit off my phone??? Send cash and dog treats or whatever you want I don’t even care just DONT SEND MORE MEMES.
Re-edit: SEND ME YOUR FAVORITE POEMS OF LOVE/YEARNING/TRAGEDY
Enjoy these or don’t, I just can’t actually get rid of them completely.
ScrotusFezziwig
That is why I want to live in a walkable community tho
AntiProtonBoy
#1 part of the reason, absolutely.
bookconfloption
#11 this hits too hard.
YouWonTheGam3
#11 wtf man too real
PiercedViking
#11 Never have I felt more seen! Holy fucking tap dancing christ.
Hendlton
That's the problem I have when someone says "It'll be okay." I don't want okay, I want things to be good. My entire life has been "okay".
SquamishTerry
That could be me, but there's no way I'm reading that much small writing to find out
theFlipman
Same
peanutbutterandham
Lol I just made a similar comment for this, let’s be friends
seitankitty
PLEASE BE FRIENDS
YouWonTheGam3
Frieeeend
NotThatOneTheOtherOne
#49 "Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs." - that one lady to John Mulaney
billiebitkiller
#11 Its more knowing what I could have been capable of if I had hadn't been done so dirty my entire life, esp by the medical system.
4vie
#1 ... I mean, I'm a teetotaler by comparison to most, but... I see no downside with that!
Xecryo
I love my hot showers. My water heater broke the other week and I had to deal with 2 weeks of polar bear showers. NEVER. FUCKING. AGAIN!
feryooday
I live on a well and the water comes out at 32.00001 degrees so that might actually kill me
FiveShiftOne
I only do a cold shower when I'm way overheated in the summer, and even then, I start the shower hot and lower the temp until it's cold.
dunkum09
that's when you have to do it the old fashioned way - hauling huge pots of boiling water fro th kitchen and dumping them into the tub
Xecryo
Damnit Jim I'm a deli clerk not a witch!
noReallyIamPrincessBob
That’s a hard NOPE from me, dog. I will get clean any other way, but NOT in an ice cold shower.
BreadMaster0
Not to mention, needing High-pressure showers. It needs to blast away the grime without soap.
seitankitty
Right… we need high pressure shower heads for “cleaning” ?
seitankitty
If it doesn’t burn your skin off it isn’t hot enough.
Xecryo
I don't consider it a shower unless I lose at least one layer of skin!
flyinghamstick
That's super bad for your hair just an fyi.
seitankitty
Who said anything about getting my hair wet?
slartifartfest
#21 My friend doesn't get this.
qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiol
Cat..as(s)..troph(y)e.
peanutbutterandham
#11 JFC that hit too hard
SoftKleenex
#1 we would need to rebuild entire cities to accommodate that as they're currently designed to be driven to get to places
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
Not a problem, we already redesigned our cities to be friendly to cars.
whatsisname
We bulldozed them to build highways, we can fix it.
afatrollofmyown
Let's not forget, the neighborhoods that were selected for hte highways were predominantly black, brown, or immigrants.
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
I have been all the frogs today
kerrchak
#11 I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
Iatesomecoffeecups
#1 get a load of this guy, he wants to improve society
SteveTheEgg
#11, I can deal with the self loathing & failure, I am just sick of struggling to survive, sick of basic necessities being ordeals to obtain
theothermeisnthere
#20 I kinda feel this
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
#6 Do planets walk? Or, is there a Roman myth about Ares going on a walk I don't know about? I'm confused.
seitankitty
That was accidentally put in here - my dog’s name is Mars ?
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
And you go on walks without Mars???? You monster.
seitankitty
Never. Unfortunately I do sometimes go to work or school without Mars. She doesn’t understand the difference.
thesecondbreakfastclub
GrimNyrah
#47 I feel the same about things WITH women. The more women there are the more annoyed I get until I stop watching. I AM a woman.
Bou77
#23 If you start with cook, you get the job done in two steps. I'm sure Jeff would appreciate the efficiency.
sevrono
#12 I hate this so much
TrueNorthernLights
#1 I'd love walkable cities. If only our capital city would actually fucking plow the sidewalks here so we didn't have to walk >
TrueNorthernLights
TrueNorthernLights
sevrono
#3 I busted a guy at that part
RevengeIsIceCream
#38 Thanks @op, and just so you know, you and this post are a fucking delight as well!
Willowknowsall
Spoiler alert all those seaside victorian ladies were rich AF, we'd be the ones washing their laundry and cooking their meals till we die
voidmain
#2 it’s called adhd
theawake
#1 Not everyone aspires to be drunk and high at all times, so I can believe it. Still, I wish for walkable cities.
thedevilatemysquirrel
#21 CAT ASS TROPHY = their life is a CATASTROPHE
afatrollofmyown
Ohhhh, my dumbass read it as CAT BUTT PRIZE
manyhellostoyoufwiend
That's a lot better then my "Pussy ass trophy"
guyanesebro420
Glad it wasn't just me
MisterYukon
Pussy butt stanley cup
teacupwine
Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice
AlphaLeo
Giant snake, birthday cake, large fry, chocolate shake!
Sorceresss
I read that as "cat butt pot", and felt stupid for a second.
FeIineDisrespectFromBehind
Or just a cats ass trophy.
scrumtrilescent
I was sitting here thinking, "Is it cat butt trophy? Cat butt cup? " I am stupid because I didn't get it until I read the comments.
BernieSandersMittens
I was at “pussy ass cup” thinking cup was some hip youth slang
Seanspeed
One of the best things about the UK is you're basically always within walking distance of *at least* one pub.
Seanspeed
Where I live, there's like three within five minutes, and probably ten or so within a 15 minute walk away.