LordofGoats
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Sep 18, 2017 5:35 PM
LordofGoats
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TheMightyElk
So... A Diabetic like me can hit the diary queen then rub it along our forehead?
deathventure
http://imgur.com/0g4fhva
LordOfThePenguin
Something something shark shart
Kaisharga
Does it do the insulin via some sort of needle apparatus? Or just release into the water around it?
InnerUniverse
Vegans can say what they want about people who eat meat but at least our shit is already dead unlike the eating habits of several predators.
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Vore
quickie164164164
dezradeath
And just when you thought you were safe from this horrific creature, remember that there's a decoy version of it somewhere too.
SpaceOrks
Getting eaten by a snail...
shoulkion
And jinx is mine. What of it?
MrMemethief
Just a quick reminder that multiple gifs is the new filming vertically
theitinerantnaturalist
Fun fact: cone snails can kill people
Solid5outof7
I'M FINALLY ACHIEVED MY PERFECT FORM
noodles82
salsa por pabor
LordofGoats
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZL3PXzgGnE/
SovietWilkey
TooManyDamKids
Shhhh. Just let this happen
CaptainEric
Shhhhhhhj, shhhhhhh, just let go, stop fighting, it will all be over soon.
Squagglewaggle
go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep.
daveeeeeeed
"Docking"
BYERE
All I can think of: https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/swallowed-whole/images/1/1d/Cell_Absorbs_17_2.gif/revision/latest?cb=20161126025427
theitinerantnaturalist
@TheMajesticHarpyEagle
SarasotaBroad
it's a cowrie shell
RCSpotz
"Trust me, this won't hurt" --Snail
FluffykinsTheDestroyer
Ok but can we have a link to the video?
LordofGoats
Good point. Added just for you, Fluffykins.
FluffykinsTheDestroyer
-Finger pistols- Thanks my dude!
ErinFromTheOffice
Gyinagal
Oh hey you had that viral post the other day. About ted cruz
ErinFromTheOffice
I did indeed. The timing was just too perfect
L3M0NSHARK
Too bad it's a salt water snail :(
Sionas
ifuckinglovebirds
https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/dbmoves/images/2/2f/CellImperfectAbsorbingAndroid17.png/revision/latest?cb=20111025051226
browniesftw
i was thinking that this snail is fucking cell. noooooooooooooope
myheartbelongstoscience
jukkz
This is cool and all but seriously, either do one long gif or one subtitle per gif
skruttet
GiFucked
https://imgur.com/gPcWVOw
stallwallwriter
Took the time to tell my diabetic boyfriend about this. Namely, "guess what a sea snail can do that you can't?"
PerfectGifComment
I picked you up once while snorkeling. Didn't know. I could have died. Guide saw and yelled to drop it. Close call.
PoppinLochNessHopster
Seems like they should have warned you not to pick certain shit up.
OverpricedCrayon
or pick anything up
Bruhbeans
Think that is a rule of thumb with snorkeling/diving
ZimGenzko
They probably did.
justtruth
That's kind of standard in general. If it's not yours don't touch it. If you don't know what it is don't touch. How to toddler 101
HamDangler3TheDanglening
Once the fish is ingested, the snail releases one last form of poison
arthurherkiknowthemayor
hornedronin
They actually scared the shit out of that shark
Cheomesh
One hell of a shart
railgrinder
Had diarrhea while snorkeling. No way to make it back to shore on time. Took off my shorts and let it rip. Fishies ate away the evidence.
OneShucklak
That thing had one hell of a battle scar
hokeyreligions
Apparently shark poop is fish food...
Blze001
IT'S THE CIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIFE!
TheBostonBruins
Apparently...
Lorendell
Apparently seafood is gross now
IggyAzaleaIsMySpiritAnimal
all poop is fish food. never. EVER. crap when you're snorkeling.
probshouldntsayitbut
But that's how you get to see all the pretty fishies!!!
idonthavetimeforthiseither
Speaking from experience?
AManWhoWasntThere
Did that shark just farted? Sharks fart?
sahdad
Sharted.
idonthavetimeforthiseither
Shat
deytookerjers
Sharkted?
AManWhoWasntThere
cDobbs9
Sorry in advance for being that guy buuut that's not a pun, more of a portmanteau. :-) dont hate me
AManWhoWasntThere
My french is a bit rusty....though i speak a latin language...what does that word that starts with p actually mean?
probshouldntsayitbut
Sexy