Come on Richie,

Full article marinara: http://kfor.com/2016/09/02/this-is-serious-creepy-clown-sightings-reported-in-second-community-in-south-carolina/

This came across my morning yahoo page. (I know, I know!)

In my defense Yahoo homepage previews my emails without actually getting into my emails if I don't feel like going directly there.

The first thing I thought of was the new remake of Stephen King's IT

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1396484/

And then the second thing I thought of was,

They're taking this really seriously, even if it is some prank. If it's already been posted 200 times this morning, feel free to send me to usersub hell but seriously. This was too good not to share with Imgur.

Kitteh potato tax.