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My text-to-speech does this now when it didnt a few years ago? I have complex feelings about it. It seemed to have understood me better previously but perhaps it better catches my cadence currently.
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HappyTimeHollis
#1 Whoever made this meme has never heard an Australian speak, lol
lovehandlesmessiah
#29
astrangehop
#20 Lemme call my buddy who's an expert on American lifespans. He lives right in town.
lovehandlesmessiah
#33 What’s great about that Lip Synch Battle is not that the world finds out how insanely talented Tom Hollander is, or that he’s perfectly comfortable in his sexuality, but rather you see the moment when one of the most adorable power couples in Hollywood falls in love.
Mack1986
#8. Poo
lovehandlesmessiah
#35 And then Dave Bautista showed her his vintage lunch box collection.
MadamPuddifoot
#33 welp time once again to watch the best Lip Sync Battle of all time! (his starts at 1:43) https://youtu.be/1i5DEipIWh4
Guy0185
#7 here's a krillin version
Sebastopol140
#64 Yes. Yes I am.
kontroversialkarma
#8 The male G spot.
ionlyregisteredtosavelinks
#9 people writing like that always sound like idiots. But there sure is a necessity for this. Sounds like a new symbol is needed.
yqpqfrdp625772
We could just use the interrobang.
Sebastopol140
#9 But... these are questions.
Shoutrr
#2 dad turns to the daughter: "are you pregnant?"
JDHannan
#51 what? No! Mermaids are not the aquatic version of humans
noReallyIamPrincessBob
#16 “Here’s your steak you didn’t order and don’t want. You have to eat it.”
“But I’m a vegetarian!”
“Sucks to be you. Still have to eat it.”
Targe0
#29 They were married for awhile in the comics.
It didn't work out but they still have feelings for each other.
Thanksforl
Probably the best dump I've seen in a long ass time.
FingerLickr
#9 My text to speech On my old phone did that too.
Mahcks
#12 "I fucked your nurse!"
Also, I worry some of you may have unrealistic expectations what the nursing home situation is like in the US.
hohohoooo
#1 @GOWood yeah mate
GOWood
uzetaab
#68 the greatest trick the devil pulled is convincing everyone that the boomers did it. It was the rich and the powerful
redsmerf
#8 It's a storage place for our touch starvation
OnyxTurret
I'm touch emaciated
Trueshadowspawn
#72 this was a weekly occurrence when I worked at Domino's. People would pull dough to proof and it would get burryed under empty trays and end up sitting out for a day and go bad. Our dumpster smelled like a rotting brewery.
PipWhipple
#9 Isn't that just speaking valley girl?
marthafarquar
Australians started it.
mindnumbingbraincandy
Venn diagram. Vally girl wouldn't ask a question in a flat voice as middle example ("why would you do this. " is meant to be read as one, in tumblr dialect)
Dissapontiff
#8 the clit
Cornflakes91
#79 a llobster
skyhook
#45 Master Blaster run Barter Town.
TheLastCircusBunny
...as Israel runs the U.S.
PapaJoeNH
#38 This post I just can't
areyouelonmusk
It's what it's
OlaphOfTheNorth
the reason "I can't" and "just don't" work is that you're already implying additional words when you end a sentence there, "do not" is not a complete sentence but "do not [do/say that]" is and you're relying on the listener to infer the meaning- so the contraction is actually in the right spot in the complete sentence.
PapaJoeNH
Ok nerd