MRW a brothel refuses me because "even the girls have standards bro"

Aug 14, 2016 11:25 PM

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Don't bro me if you don't know me

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Better get back to the mosque

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OP talked to the... Guard? My human trafficking sense is tingling!

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guard being short for bodyguard

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Well, at least you got to bang something.

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ba dum tiss

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That's rough. I. I don't know what to say man. What's wrong if you don't mind me asking?

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idk ask the guard, im still fucking virgin tho

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Banging your head on the wall results in instantaneous existential failure.

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better then virgin

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